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Say a few words of the classic dialogue in Princess Pearl.

1. The mountain has no edges, heaven and earth are in harmony, and dare to leave you.

2. Your Majesty, do you still remember the summer near Daming Lake 19 years ago?

You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering around the world.

4. Walk into a room with walls all around. Look up at the mouse and down at the cockroach.

5. The master's eyes are round, and he doesn't punch half. Everyone laughed so hard that the emperor snorted silently.

6. Erkang: "Wei Zi, I'm so sorry to see you like this."

Wei Zi: "Erkang, don't be sad. It will make my heart even sadder to see you so sad. "

Erkang: "I know I shouldn't make you feel more sad, but I really can't make myself feel less sad."

7. Erkang: "Will you stop being angry with me? Since I had a big fight with you that day, it seems like a year has passed these two days! I don't understand how life is lived! I only know that you are all in my mind, heart, mind! Your name, your meekness, your vitality, your tears, your smile, your kindness and your poetry! I really can't live with you! If you ignore me again, I will die. "

Wei Zi: "You watched the snow and the moon with her all night, and talked about philosophy from poems and songs ... I didn't watch the snow and the moon with you, and I didn't talk about life philosophy from poems and songs ..."

Erkang: "I was wrong! I was wrong! I was wrong! OK or not? I shouldn't watch the snow and the moon with her. I shouldn't talk to her all night, idioms and stories, nor should I talk about poetry and philosophy of life! At present, I only watch the snow and the moon with you, and only talk to you about poetry and philosophy of life, okay? "