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Sentences about magic

1. Magic inspires people’s wisdom, increases scientific knowledge, and enriches entertainment life.

2. The magician’s hand just shook once, and the thread disappeared without a trace.

3. The magician has quick hands and eyes, and we can’t see his movements clearly at all.

4. The magician’s performance is so skillful that no flaws can be seen.

5. People looked at the magician’s unpredictable performance with surprise.

6. Magic weaves a wonderful dream for people. If the secret of magic is revealed, it will also tear apart the dreams in people's hearts. People need to have dreams to live.

7. The magician’s wonderful performance stunned everyone.

8. The audience watched the magician’s wonderful performance with rapt attention.

9. The most amazing thing about this magic is that Liu Qian can still perform magic without Dong Qing on stage.

10. I like magic. After watching Liu Qian’s magic show in the Spring Festival Gala, I really want to learn magic.

11. I understand that magic is not real, it is just an entertainment project that can make everyone happy.

12. This magic show is so magical and wonderful.

13. This magic is very shocking, so-and-so is really a magician!

14. Magic shows its special and unique artistic taste and can stimulate people's imagination.

15. The magician ended his amazing magic show. The audience was silent, and then a burst of thunderous applause broke out.

16. When the box was opened, the magician who was locked inside had already escaped.

17. Will magic that can hide the truth become a miracle? Will a lie that can be concealed become the truth?

18. The secret of magic lies in the blindness.

19. Magic can only surprise the audience, and the audience has not lost anything. Just like nursery rhymes, movies, and novels, in general, magic is just a fictional reality.

20. When Xiao Ming saw the magician breathing fire from his mouth during a performance, he was extremely surprised.

21. What a wonderful magic this is! There is fantasy, laughter, and sincere infinite joy. This is a real activity class!

22. This magic is really wonderful. I was stunned.

23. Magic is a performing art with improvisation as its core, an art of creating miracles, and a bridge of thousands of hearts in the world.

24. Magic is amazing! It would be great if I also had Teacher Gao’s magic hands!

25. If the audience thinks that the performer is using tricks to achieve magic, it means that the magician does not really have magic.

26. Seeing the dazzling performance of the magician, I couldn't help but applaud.

27. Magic, what a tempting word. It's mysterious, fast-paced, and varied. It often brings unexpected humor, surprise and happiness to people.

28. Magic tells us that even if we see it with our own eyes, it may not be true.

29. The magician’s performance was unpredictable and dazzled me.

30. Just doing magic is just a technique, just like throwing a ball or somersaulting. Knowing how to create an atmosphere, connect programs, and interact with the audience is a performance and can be considered art.

31. If the secret of magic is revealed, it will also tear apart the dreams in people's hearts. People need to have dreams to live.

32. Magic shows its special and unique artistic taste, which can stimulate people's imagination, enlighten people's wisdom, increase scientific knowledge, and enrich entertainment life.

33. Next is the moment to witness the miracle. Every time I mention this sentence, I think of the magician Liu Qian and the magical process of magic.

34. If you are smart enough, you will naturally learn to do magic. If you do magic too much, someone will naturally expose you as a liar.

35. The magician’s secrets can never be seen through, but the breath of truth emanates behind these secrets.

36. Self-sacrifice is the price of wonderful magic.

37. The audience watched the magician's performance intently, hoping to see some flaws.

38. Only then did I understand: There are only high skills in the world, but there is no real magic. At the same time, I know better that no matter what happens, I have to actively use my brain and think carefully. Only in this way, everything can be solved.

39. I also tried my mother’s method and successfully completed this little magic trick. I also learned to do this magic trick.

40. Romance is like a magic show, it is obviously illusory but so realistic that no one can discover it.

41. Magic is a performing art with improvisation as its core.

42. Magic, as well as all the magical features people say about it, are actually a deep premonition of the power of science.

43. Before you appeared, there was only magic in my world; after you appeared, I suddenly realized that the time spent on magic was actually waiting for you to grow up.

44. Magic weaves a wonderful dream for people.

45. Today I performed a magic trick for my classmates. Everyone was amazed and praised me profusely. They thought I had magic power and asked me to tell them the principle of this magic trick.

46. The first rule of magic is to always be the smartest one in the room.

47. When many people see other people’s magic using principles they don’t like to use, they say the other person is cheating. Magic never cares about the principles, but only about the effects presented and the audience’s feelings.

48. Magic is based on scientific principles and uses special techniques.

49. I remember that in the third and fourth grade, when Teacher Zheng was teaching us, Teacher Zheng performed a magic trick for us, which is still unforgettable.

50. All magic tricks achieve magical effects by exploiting the flaws or blind spots in our senses.

51. Magic is deceiving, but people who watch magic like to be deceived.

52. Magic is the art of creating miracles, a bridge between thousands of hearts in the world.

53. The magician is so miraculous that he turns out a dove in an instant and a rose in an instant.

54. The magician has superb skills and the performance is really wonderful. The great magician's classic lines

1. Liu Kunshan: This is the blood droplet that is famous both at home and abroad, famous in official and unofficial history, patented by Yongzheng's Ministry of Internal Affairs, and can take the enemy's head thousands of miles away. Lieutenant Cai, today I will let you die in this legend!

2. Riesling: Recruiting troops is important, and resorting to tricks is inevitable, but don’t let me bear the reputation of being seductive and superstitious... Usually I don’t care about money the most, but now I know that without money, It’s hard to move forward... I’ve already celebrated my birthdays in the old calendar, my birthdays in the solar calendar, and the wedding anniversaries of my wives, what else can I do!

3. Third aunt: Hey! What are you all doing! No matter how big or small! Everyone, stand behind me! sugar! Your military uniform today shows off your invincible aura. You are truly extraordinary! ……I don't! I want everyone to know that my third aunt is the most favored!

4. Riesling: Hello, oranges and peaches. Are the apricots and melon seeds not here?

5. Riesling: Mrs. Seven, I am Maverick. I haven’t seen you for half a month. I miss you! Last time I used the Phoenix Spreading Wings trick, not only did I not get any benefits, I also sprained my tendons.

This time I will use the cross fist that can meet the enemy in all directions. Tonight... I am doomed! I'm coming too.

6. Riesling: I think it’s better to forget it. Once you get together, you will definitely fly away. Then, where will I find you? Xiaoyin, just stay here with peace of mind. If you're bored, I'll accompany you to the overpass to see the magic, or you can talk to me about love and continue to cultivate your relationship!

7. Third Aunt: Butler Liu wants to tell you that if you don’t get things done, you will be paired with it. This was stolen from the tomb.

8. Warlords: Damn it, Daniel, you are cutting your own flesh! You see, a person like this is worthy of being our big brother!

9. Zhang Xian: Fire is a gift given to us by God. It can cook food, so that humans no longer need to eat hair and drink blood. It can also refine various metals for our use. Since the first fire With the emergence of fire, our destiny changed, and civilization... began. Fire can both warm people and intimidate people. Do you know what will happen when it falls into the hands of a magician? I can use it to create color, and I can also use it to show my anger.

10. Liu Yin: What are you doubting?

Zhang Xian: I don’t think you will accept someone like him.

Liu Yin: Whether you accept it or not is my business. It’s another thing if you doubt me. A person who is extremely cruel to others but completely obedient to me, do you think he is a bad person? A good man went to Europe to study, but heard nothing from him and even forgot about his wedding date. Is he considered a good man? It's been three years since we met and you haven't even said a sweet word. Do you still have me in your heart?

Zhang Xian: I came back to fulfill my promise.

Zhang Xian: The commander is indeed wise.

Riesling: If I sit there, you can kidnap me?

Zhang Xian: Yes! Why didn't I think of that? The commander is very valuable!

Riesling: I should know who you are! You are a liar! I just played a few tricks that day and made all the female guests laugh. Isn't that a liar?

Zhang Xian: You are wrong, I am a dreamer!

Riesling: the dreamer? No matter what, he is a liar!

Zhang Xian: Even if you are cheating, you have to study hard and practice hard. The Great Magician’s Classic Dialogue

1. Liu Kunshan: There is a warlord in a certain province who asked those who raise cattle to donate pigs and those who raise cattle to donate cows. Why don’t we give it a try?

Riesling: Then do I have to pay... dog donations for raising you? Kunshan, you are kidding! Even the poor peasants are not spared, wouldn’t they become beasts?

2. Riesling: Kunshan, what does he mean by winking at me?

Liu Kunshan: He is hinting to you that he means what he says. On the surface, he is talking about a movie, but in his heart, he is talking about...military assistance.

Riesling: Just let it go, why go around in circles!

Liu Kunshan: This is diplomacy!

3. Riesling: I know, these banknotes are also fake!

Liu Kunshan: No, it’s more shocking if it’s real! For effect, I increased my budget a bit.

Riesling: Filming is so expensive!

4. Third aunt: Give it to me!

Riesling: For what?

Third aunt: heroine!

Riesling: Why?

Third aunt: I am your woman!

Riesling: Well said, I’ll let you go!

5. Riesling: You are so cruel! Want to murder your husband?

Third aunt: When did I pay homage to you?

Riesling: It’s not important to worship, it’s enough that I love you, Mrs. Seven!

Third aunt: I really hate this title!

Riesling: Okay, don’t you want to be last in line? I will ask them to disband immediately! Let you be the boss!

Third aunt: Don’t talk nonsense with me.

Riesling: Then I’ll call you back by your name. Willow shade! There was a fire in my heart, as if it was reminding me that it was time to have a baby. Then can you help me a little bit?

6. Grandpa: The beef bones that beat me slowly were all over the street. People were coming and going in a bit of chaos. The warlords were fighting a civil war. The legal currency turned into gold dollar certificates. I went to the street and bought two kilograms of noodles. Eight and a half kilograms of paper notes were used.

Child: Grandpa, we can’t control these things, yet we still sing about our rat’s treasure.

Grandpa: I come to perform for a living, this overpass is a mess.

Children: Take a look, walk around, speak, sing, change, and practice, it’s all there.

Grandpa: racing donkeys, playing foreign movies, practicing swordsmanship, spears, and Chinese flags. The magic tricks are so bizarre that men, women, and children are fascinated by them.

Children: There are tricks, tricks, and art masters competing against gods. Transform into a fish tank or a brazier. Behind a capable person is a capable person. The Eight Immortals cross the sea to show their extraordinary abilities. Who might lose or win?

7. Zhang Xian: There is a saying that there is no needle and no wireless, and the gods are hard to change. Commander, can I borrow your gun?

Liu Kunshan: No!

Commander Niu: What are you afraid of! Take it!

Commander Niu: There is one more!

Zhang Xian: The commander is wise! The remaining one is for you! The commander and the seventh wife are truly a match made in heaven!

Third aunt: Daniel, this is what foreigners call romance. Master Zhang, also shot at both of us.

8. Third aunt: Daniel, help me!

Riesling: You have such big feet, why should you wear high heels! Get up quickly, ah!

9. Zhang Xian: You don’t seem to be moved. Don’t you want them to get back together?

Liu Yin: Can you make the broken mirror reunite?

Zhang Xian: Magic...is about creating miracles.

Liu Yin: I hope a miracle will happen, but if I wait too long, I will become suspicious.

Zhang Xian: As long as you have firm faith, your dreams... will definitely come true.

10. Lei Daniu: I just want Liu Yin to smile at me.

Zhang Xian: If you want a woman to laugh, sometimes you have to lie.

Lei Daniu: Can you teach me about unfree love?

Zhang Xian: Then you can only lie.

11. Zhang Xian: What is the difference between you and those ruffians who care about human life?

Colleague: We put the overall situation first.

Zhang Xian: What is the overall situation? Human lives matter.

12. Liu Yin: A person is extremely vicious, but he is always obedient to me. Do you think he is a bad person? A good man went to Europe to study and forgot about his wedding date. Do you think he is still a good person?

Zhang Xian: Just wait until a day when the east-northwest wind blows!

13. Lei Daniu: You are a liar!

Zhang Xian: You are wrong, I am a dreamer.

14. Lei Daniu: The movies are all fake, so this banknote must also be fake.

Liu Kunshan: No, it’s more shocking if it’s true. For effect, we increased the budget a bit.

Lei Daniu: Hey, making movies is really expensive!

15. Zhang Xian: There are two kinds of people in the world, one likes to expose tricks, and the other likes to be deceived by tricks. Which one are you?

Riesling: Being tricked is enjoyable, so why dismantle it?

Zhang Xian: Yes, the truth is often ridiculous, even cruel and ugly! Some things are better left to your imagination.

Riesling: It’s really uncomfortable to be deceived!

16. Yuyang: It is because of the emperor’s rule that we can make our country rich and our people strong!

Riesling: Yuyang, do you think I have the appearance of an emperor? If I become the emperor, I will immediately capture the girls from the eight alleys, bring them all into the harem, and lie down in the gentle countryside like a romantic emperor. How wonderful do you think it is!

17. Riesling: How could the gun misfire if it is new? Who are you helping?

Liu Kunshan: Of course, Commander!

Riesling: You have to remember...a literate dog is still a dog!

18. Riesling: The trick you taught me didn’t work. I think there is no real love in this world!

Zhang Xian: Commander, have you ever seen the wind? Just because you haven’t seen it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist!

19. Riesling: Didn’t you just mention the word free love? How can we talk about free love?

Zhang Xian: First step! Just give her freedom.

Riesling: Let her go? No, no! This teaches me how to fall in love freely when she is not free!

20. Riesling: You know that since ancient times, the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers have also led to longevity.

Zhang Xian: Blind marriage, dumb marriage! Men usually have the freedom to choose, but women are often passive, which is not fair at all!

Riesling: No, no... no!

Zhang Xian: Do you know how many women have endured it all their lives and can only breathe a sigh of relief when their husbands die?

Riesling: Is there such a thing?

Zhang Xian: Yes... So what the commander said about growing old together is not the same as happiness... right?

Liu Yin: Free love does have its disadvantages! If you are too free, you will easily fall in love with someone you shouldn't love.

Zhang Xian: However, I can be sure that if you are not willing, there will be no good results!

Riesling: I can also be sure that even if you and I agree, we may not be able to achieve success! Excerpts from classic quotes by Liu Qian, the world's top magician

Liu Qian, an internationally renowned magician, won the Merlin Award in 20xx and is known as the pride of the Chinese community. Won the Asian Magician of the Year Award in 20xx. In 20xx, he won the world's highest magic award: the Global Magician of the Year Award from the Hollywood Academy of Magical Arts, becoming the first Chinese to win this honor in history. He is tied with contemporary winners such as David Copperfield, Siegfried and Loy. The most outstanding magician.

Liu Qian’s classic quotations:

Many people will think that there are some mechanisms or props in the magician’s coat, so I took off my coat. In fact, inside my coat Nothing but strong muscles.

I know so many magicians in Taiwan, but there is only one who I think is the most talented, and that is... myself.

Don’t think it’s magical just like this. This is just a greeting at the beginning, and the next step is to witness the miracle.

Qian first shuffled the front and back of the cards together, and then said that there are only two types of people who can shuffle the cards like this. One is crazy, and they have to put it back very tired after shuffling it, and The second type is a magician. Of course, I am a magician.

In any competition, there will be an element of luck in it. In fact, this industry and the entertainment industry are all the same. It is a mental test, it just depends on whether you can survive it. Many things face many hurdles, and it all depends on whether you can survive them. If you make it through, you will succeed; if you don't make it, you may disappear.

Telling jokes is the same as doing magic. The most important thing is to master the timing. If you do (say) the right thing at the right time, then the magic will be magical and the joke will be funny. Often The difference is only a second or two, which requires years of experience and precise arrangements to calculate accurately.

Personally, all my expenses so far have come from magic. The reason why I am standing here performing is purely out of interest.

Really shocking magic often does not require too much. Many difficult techniques can usually be completed only by the performer's speech, attitude, eyes, and timing.

No matter how bad you are at singing, you are still singing, no matter how bad you are at dancing, you are still dancing, but when magic is changed, it is no longer magic, but a clown.