Interesting sentence: Your promise is like fart, audible and invisible.

1. It's time to buy a ticket to heaven and have a good talk with Yue Lao.

2. A man who has had an affair is like money dropped on shit. It’s a pity if you don’t pick it up, but it’s disgusting if you pick it up!

3. You are a nice person, but a bit ugly.

4. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is not right, it will be useless no matter how hard you try.

5. Last night I fed love to the dog, and the next morning I found the dog dead.

6. Homework is a breathing pain that lives in everyone's mind. It hurts to translate ancient texts, it hurts not to answer the questions, and it hurts to even read.

7. The main reason why my country's forest area is decreasing is because there are too many test papers!

8. Someone asked: What words do your friends say to you that usually touch you? I thought for a while and said: I'd better pay.

9． The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside.

10． If there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun.

11. Your promises are like farts, audible and invisible.

12. Although humans transformed from animals, unfortunately, many people transformed back again

13. When I was young I played hard, now I play hard.

14. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can't swim. Would you choose to go to a disco or go to a KTV?

15. Flashing and shining, the sky is full of vixens.

Sad and tearful QQ talk: I like you like a madman, but you can’t see like a blind man

1. You were a tavern but it closed early. I was so happy that I froze to death on the long street.

2. I don't want to like you anymore. Take back your indifference and arrogance, your hotness and coldness. They can no longer threaten me.

3. Later, the place where you were was no longer the direction of my eyes.

4. You must have never noticed the despair in my eyes when I smiled and said I didn't mind.

5. If I can't be your only one, I won't even be your favorite. If what you give to me is also given to others, then I would rather not have it. It’s not scary if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.

6. Those who don't want to drink drink first as a courtesy, and those who don't want to see are greeted with a smile.

7. No matter how deep the love is, it will become shallow if there is no response, just like one day you will find that I haven't looked for you for a long time.

8. I took a hundred steps, but you took one step back, so all my previous efforts were wasted.

9． I fell in love with the sound of a finished cigarette falling into the water, like all the passion was extinguished in an instant.

10． In fact, the prostitute was a princess from the southern country. She fell in love with the general from the northern country and gave up everything to become a prostitute just to help him. In the end, he only gave her a sneer: You are dirty.

11. Time will tell you that it is not the hand of the old person that will accompany you to the end, but the wine that hurts your throat.

12. I like you like a madman, but you can't see like a blind man.

13. You say you like wandering and exile, but I am not your south wind and cannot take you wandering.

14. You are a rare love in my life, but I am the tavern you happen to pass by.

15. It was me who proposed breaking up, it was me who said I wanted to leave, it was me who deleted you as a friend, it was me who bought you drinks every day and cried every night, just because you forced me to let go.

16． I am a very lonely person, and I have never smiled since you left.

17. The beautiful memories you bring to me can only be memories, after all, yesterday's sun can't dry today's clothes.

18. All I want in my life is true love and freedom, but I don’t seem to have either.

19. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch the person who hurt me die.

20. When time wears away your enthusiasm, you will find that those people who once made you hysterical and persistent have become dispensable.

21. Because he was not good-looking, others said he was playing hard to get when they broke up.

22. She only drank and didn't talk, and she didn't wipe her tears even when they fell.

23. The most tacit understanding between us is that if I don’t contact you, you won’t contact me.

24. No matter who you have an affair with from now on, I won’t frown.

25. The saddest thing is that you meet, get, and lose in a hurry, leaving a scar in your heart. It hurts you whenever you want.

26. If the story does not have twists and turns, how can it teach people to grow? Unfortunately, the story is too long, and only the wind listens to me.

27. For life, acceptance is the best tenderness, whether it is accepting the appearance of a person or accepting the absence of a person.

28. You are the past that I have hidden for many years and do not want to write about.

29. There are always people who have been with each other for more than ten years, but they lose to a naive or innocent face.

30． I love the breeze and solitude, because it can make me sober. It’s not that I am naturally arrogant, but because I need to see clearly and then look down upon. Very interesting short emotional sentences

Very interesting short emotional sentences

1. Sometimes the tighter you hold on, the faster you lose it.

2. Sometimes I can look at it very indifferently, and sometimes I am too persistent.

3. Sometimes, one word from someone can completely hurt you.

4. There are all lies between us, so why talk about deception?

5. Sometimes I like to listen to songs, not because the songs are good but because the lyrics are written like myself.

6. The most painful thing in the world is falling in love with someone who is infatuated with someone else.

7. It’s mine, don’t move. If it's not mine, put it there too.

8. Everyone gets tired, and no one can bear all your sadness and fatigue.

9. You will never understand that I pretend to be indifferent.

10. Sometimes I feel like a psycho. It not only troubles myself, but also disturbs others.

11. I always thought that you were the only one in your world, just like you were the only one in my world.

12. Many times it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you care more about the other person.

13. Pretend to be indifferent and tell everyone that I don’t care, I’m fine.

14. If I love you, I will keep waiting. If I wait for you, I will keep loving you.

15. I know you are lying to me, but I am still willing to believe it.

16. Even if you have been hurt once, you still don’t know how to give up. You will have to be bruised and bruised before you give up.

17. If you are not sincere, please stop shaking my heart.

18. Don’t say how much you are afraid of losing, and don’t say how much you hate separation.

19. I am still just a child, a child who cries when it hurts.

20. Expired love. Expired promises. Expired memories. Expired me.

21. If this is love, it would be unfair. You don't have to be unreasonable, I can leave.

22. We once started here, but now we have to end here.

23. It’s not scary if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.

24. When expectations turn into regrets, nothing will last forever.

25. I love you, but I hope you never know it and just let me sink alone.

26. Can we not be brave when love is too heavy and too painful to bear.

27. I am just a passer-by who accompanies you to have a crazy, short carnival.

28. I cannot allow any betrayal by anyone, in any form, or for any reason.

29. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

30. I don’t lack love. Your leaving just makes me lose one habit.

Very interesting personality talk

Very interesting personality talk

1. If you are lying on the ground and looking up at others, you cannot blame them for standing straight and looking down at you.

2. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

3. The revolution must succeed even if the villain has not yet worked hard.

4. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery brought by their mistakes along the way.

5. Be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge

6. You are the best example of failed abortion! It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it's your fault that you want to study in college!

7. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

8. Don’t fall in love with me. If you are hypocritical, let’s get married.

9. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

10. Don’t do something wrong and just throw all the dirty water on yourself and keep it for flushing the toilet.

11. The cool thing about Xinwen Network is that even if you keep changing channels, you can still watch a piece of news completely.

12. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

13. Life is short, it must be sexy.

14. Not all beauties who look coquettish are beauties, they may also be salesmen.

15. I don’t tidy my room, I am the beauty in a messy room.

16. The law stipulates that a man cannot get married until he is 20 years old, but he can serve as a soldier at 20 years old. This illustrates a problem: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; second, it is more difficult to live a life than to fight; third, women are more dangerous than enemies. Difficult to deal with.

17. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

18. Have you been thrown up several times since you were born, but only caught once?

19. Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

20. Do I know you well? If you have nothing to do, just play a video. You can treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

21. If you can do something, try not to make any noise.

22. If you have a shoe-push face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

23. The best fighter among bulls, the best among bitches.

24. Cow dung is still cow dung, and it will not turn into sweet pastry even if it is steamed in a pot.

25. Get out of here, keep getting out...

26. You are not good at first glance, but it is better to take a closer look at you.

27. If you ask a male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer will definitely be that of a female toad. There is no need to doubt his level of appreciation, but the environment is different.

28. There are some things that don’t require argument. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

29. I picked up a mouse pad yesterday and want to equip it with a computer. What do you think is missing?

30. I will hit you whenever I want, do you still have to choose a day?

31. I really envy you for getting to know me at such a young age.

32. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.

33. Who will still be there waiting for you after time has passed?

34. Stop smoking, go to bed early, and die well.

35. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

36. This evil new society, why don’t you have arranged marriages?

37. Whoever is destroyed is not destroyed, and whoever is destroyed is not destroyed.

38. It’s not that I don’t fold quilts, it’s mainly that I’m nostalgic and I just like the quilt I slept on the day before. This forced me to elevate this lifestyle habit issue to personality cultivation.

39. How tired is it to go from innocence to indifference?

40. A note to all parents: Please do not call your children "little bastards", because from a genetic point of view, this is very detrimental to you.

41. If you want to go there, you will die if you don’t.

42. It is better to love or be loved than to love each other.

43. When a woman is looking at the sky, she is not looking for anything, she is just lonely...

44. Words are spoken by people, and farts are also made by people. Talking and Just like farting, it's just one breath.