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Ask a joke that starts with my husband. I'm here.
Female; Not today. Something came up.
Male; What is this?
Female; Just a few things.
Male; Then tell me what happened.
Female; (Shouting) That's it.
Male; Let's make noise. I will take care of it.
Female; This is my period.
Male; Who is it?
Female; Statutory holidays.
Male; Who is the menstrual period?
Female; A holiday is a holiday.
Male; What does he do?
Female; He ~``, what are you doing?
Male; Why is he so awesome? What do you mean by that?
Female; Anyway, he came and no one played.
Male; Bullshit. What happened to him? You go and check my menstruation for me.
Female; Where can I find it for you?
Male; I will ask him. Who came first, him or me?
Female; Fuck off. Let me tell you something. I am red.
Male; You fart. Liu Hong is my uncle.
Female; In a daze wordless ..
Male; Tell me who the fuck it is.
Female; Swear when you get excited. Your mother.
Male; Then talk back; Your mother.
Female; Dude, I was wrong.
Male; What the fuck? If you don't tell me who your period is, I will kill you.
Female; Helpless. Tell you the truth. My period is my good friend. I come every month.
Male; Shit, it seems that you two are better than me.
Female; Take off your pants when you are depressed. Then you can play.
Male; Look silly. Ask; Is that insole a period?
Female; I want to die! Are you a pig?
Male; How do you know my zodiac?
Female; I'm impressed with you.
Male; I'm not a man unless I die today.
Female; You are a fucking tiger.
Male; Who is mother tiger? My mother belongs to the cattle ranch. ..
Female; I won't talk to you. Go to sleep.
Male; You haven't told me who is tired of menstruation.
Female; Go home and ask your mother.
Male; My mother knows her, too
Female; Your mother has known this for longer than I have. ..
Male; Does my father know about this?
Female; You are ... (foaming at the mouth ...).
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