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Ask a joke that starts with my husband. I'm here.

Male; I want to/I want

Female; Not today. Something came up.

Male; What is this?

Female; Just a few things.

Male; Then tell me what happened.

Female; (Shouting) That's it.

Male; Let's make noise. I will take care of it.

Female; This is my period.

Male; Who is it?

Female; Statutory holidays.

Male; Who is the menstrual period?

Female; A holiday is a holiday.

Male; What does he do?

Female; He ~``, what are you doing?

Male; Why is he so awesome? What do you mean by that?

Female; Anyway, he came and no one played.

Male; Bullshit. What happened to him? You go and check my menstruation for me.

Female; Where can I find it for you?

Male; I will ask him. Who came first, him or me?

Female; Fuck off. Let me tell you something. I am red.

Male; You fart. Liu Hong is my uncle.

Female; In a daze wordless ..

Male; Tell me who the fuck it is.

Female; Swear when you get excited. Your mother.

Male; Then talk back; Your mother.

Female; Dude, I was wrong.

Male; What the fuck? If you don't tell me who your period is, I will kill you.

Female; Helpless. Tell you the truth. My period is my good friend. I come every month.

Male; Shit, it seems that you two are better than me.

Female; Take off your pants when you are depressed. Then you can play.

Male; Look silly. Ask; Is that insole a period?

Female; I want to die! Are you a pig?

Male; How do you know my zodiac?

Female; I'm impressed with you.

Male; I'm not a man unless I die today.

Female; You are a fucking tiger.

Male; Who is mother tiger? My mother belongs to the cattle ranch. ..

Female; I won't talk to you. Go to sleep.

Male; You haven't told me who is tired of menstruation.

Female; Go home and ask your mother.

Male; My mother knows her, too

Female; Your mother has known this for longer than I have. ..

Male; Does my father know about this?

Female; You are ... (foaming at the mouth ...).