Humorous speeches of college students

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Humorous speech by college students 1 Only hard work can achieve life.

Teachers and students:

Hello, everyone. On this day, the topic of my speech is: Only hard work can change life.

There is a saying in China that "nothing is difficult in the world". Han Yu, a great literary master in the Tang Dynasty, once said, "Industry is good at diligence, and drama is poor at drama." In other words, profound academic attainments come from being diligent and eager to learn. Only diligent people can hunt for true wisdom and talent in the boundless ocean of knowledge, and can constantly explore the field of knowledge, get the reward of knowledge and arm their minds.

Diligence is the key to a successful life.

Zeng Guofan is one of the most influential figures in the history of China. Legend has it that there is such a funny story: One day, Ceng Laoshi was reading a book at home and recited it many times without reciting it. At this moment, a thief came, but he couldn't wait to go to bed. The thief was furious and jumped out and said, "What books are you reading at this level?" Then recite that article and walk away! The thief is much smarter than Mr. Zeng, but he can only be a thief, and Mr. Zeng has become a person admired by even Chairman Mao.

We can't verify the truth of this story, even if it is false, I think the producer of this story just wants to tell us a truth: no one can succeed by talent alone, God has given people talent, and people turn talent into genius by diligence! I remember a philosopher once said, "There are only two creatures in the world who can climb the pyramids, one is the eagle and the other is the snail." Whether it is a gifted eagle or a snail with mediocre qualifications, it is inseparable from two words-diligence!

The result of diligence. Marx wrote Das Kapital and worked hard for forty years. He read a surprising number of books and publications, including 1500 and took notes. Sima Qian, the author of Historical Records, a great historical work in China, has traveled all over the Yellow River and Yangtze River since he was 20 years old, laying a solid foundation for the creation of Historical Records. Goethe, a great German poet, novelist and dramatist, spent 85 years before and after, collected a lot of information and wrote Faust, a masterpiece that shocked the literary and ideological circles. On the way to climb the peak of mathematics, Chen Jingrun, a mathematician in China, read thousands of relevant materials at home and abroad and studied all night, and finally achieved great achievements that shocked the world! It can be seen that any achievement can not be separated from diligence.

Diligence makes wisdom. Legend has it that there was an orator named Demosthenes in ancient Greece. Because he stuttered when he was a child, his voice was cloudy and his pronunciation was inaccurate when he spoke on stage, and he was often overwhelmed by his eloquent opponents. But he was not discouraged. In order to overcome this weakness, he recited to the sea with a stone in his mouth every day. No matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, fifty years is like a day. Finally, he became the most famous orator in Greece. I heard a story told by Zhu, a scholar in the Song Dynasty: there was a man named Chen in Fuzhou. He had to read a short article for one or two hundred times before he could read it well, but he was not lazy. He studied hard and practiced hard, and his knowledge was increasing day by day. Since then, he has finally become a learned man. This should prove a truth-diligence can make up for it.

It is easy for diligent people to climb mountains, but it is difficult for lazy people to stretch their fingers. There is no such thing as a free lunch or a pie drop. Ordinary people can only covet the fruits of others' victory forever, but they can't taste the fruits themselves; After reading Mo Bosang's Necklace, many people will think that Mathilde loves vanity and pursues enjoyment, but I am more interested in his brave response to the blow and his efforts to prove his innocence. She deserves respect. She also told us at a great cost that hard work is the foundation of our life!

Work silently and pay with your heart. Such a life is a "hard life".

Take it easy and work hard in the process, then we can proudly give a satisfactory answer to life.

Thank you!

Humorous speeches by college students 2 students:

Hello everyone!

My speech begins with a short story-in a deep mouse hole, a mouse family is having a meeting, and the center of the meeting is how to find black cats who like to attack suddenly when they are foraging. After a while, a little mouse came up with a good idea-hanging a bell around the black cat's neck. As soon as the words were finished, everyone agreed with one voice, but then they were silent, because no mouse dared to hang the bell.

This story can't help but remind me of an idea: sometimes, fantasy or imagination is actually the most comfortable thing compared with action-it has no risk, no courage and no constraints. If you want to try winter swimming, you can imagine the heroism of swimming in the cold river for nine days in cold weather; If you want to try playing the piano, you can imagine yourself performing leisurely on a high stage; You want to learn a foreign language, so you go to the bookstore and buy a lot of review materials. You make up your mind again and again: guarantee at least one hour of study time every day. In your mind, everything is so beautiful and practical, but when the enthusiasm cools down, you don't have the courage to jump into the ice water; But you can't stand the monotony and boredom of practicing piano day after day; But you can't give up your spare time every day and study hard. All good fantasies and imaginations have become a dead letter.

A few years ago, a famous painter wanted to paint a picture with the theme of historical events. This historical event is rarely shown in other paintings, and the scene is extremely vivid. Painting must be very infectious. The painter has read many history books, and he knows all the details of the event. Besides, his painting skills are superb, and if he finishes this painting, he will definitely win a great reputation for him. A year later, someone accidentally mentioned this painting, but the painter didn't start writing at all! He hesitated to find an explanation, and finally said that he was still too busy and had a lot of things to do, so he didn't have time to draw this picture.

In life, there are many such people, who have all kinds of ideas and plans for life, and have very beautiful ideals and aspirations, but they don't need to take practical actions to realize them. In this way, even if they conceive something valuable, they are stillborn, which is regrettable.

The mouse didn't act out of fear, but we didn't act. Why? Don't find any excuse to answer this question, any excuse is pale and powerless.

We should always remind ourselves that when we make up our minds to do something, we must act immediately.

Each of us should remember that God will not send you a bright future because of your beautiful thoughts. So why not act?

Thank you!

Good morning, teachers and students.

The topic of my speech today is "Dreams achieve greatness"

Today is the first day of our senior one study and life, and it is a day of special significance. Looking back, nine years of study and life are vivid in my mind, and a little sweat scattered in the past is vivid in my mind. We cried, laughed and tasted the fruits of our joint efforts. Today, we have become freshmen, and the future is a blank sheet of paper, which needs us to describe with the most gorgeous colors.

We are no longer naive children, and a brand-new world unfolds before us. We high school students should be more mature and sensible, and should also shoulder our own responsibilities. The future of the motherland is ours, and our future is the future of the motherland. In order to realize the value of life, we should fly our ideals and fly high.

Maybe we will encounter all kinds of difficulties in our study and life, which will hinder our progress and sometimes even make us stagnate. He who does not advance loses ground. We should always stick to our ideals and go against the current. To realize one's ideal, we must turn the way of realization into a process of hard study. With knowledge, we can better realize the value of life. In the process of learning, we should not be afraid or shrink back, just like an eagle, spreading our powerful wings to strive for a higher and farther sky. Maybe our wings are not so powerful now, maybe our courage is not so heroic now, but this is only now. I believe that in the near future, we will be able to practice our skills and soar in the high sky.

Here, on behalf of all the freshmen, I solemnly promise under the solemn national flag: if I am not an eagle, I will try to temper myself into an eagle; If I don't have my own sky, I will try to open up a sky that belongs to you.