Take a selfie and send a humorous sentence to a circle of friends.

Self-portrait photos sent to friends circle humorous sentences are as follows:

1. I heard that everything is cheap on Double Twelve. Do you want to stay with me, it will be cheaper for you?

It must be very cold this winter. No matter how much you wear without me in your arms, it's no use.

The so-called review is to confirm what you can't do and what you really can't do.

4. I haven't thought of a sweet sentence yet. You can taste sweet me.

5. Why don't I have a date? Maybe Yue Lao knitted a sweater with my red thread!

6. What you can put down is chopsticks, but what you can't get in must be the winter bed.

7. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

8. After studying for so many years, I suddenly understand a truth: kindergarten is still good.

9. I finally got used to my appearance and went to the barber shop to change my ugly method.

10, the reason why I don't have a boyfriend may be that I gave all kinds of amorous feelings to the camera.