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Humor of slogans in men's and women's toilets

1, comrades, for a better tomorrow, "go! !

2. Up: Ten brothers, go out of the city with guns, down: sweep for a while and retreat!

3, on: sit for a while, you will relax;

Next sentence: after a while, you will become an immortal. Horizontal batch: This is Taoyuan.

4, up: step on the stool table, untie the belt with both hands, down: thunder first, then rain, a yellow dragon plate to the end.

5, the first kind: most suitable for singing in a low voice, the second kind: not suitable for indiscriminate bombing. Horizontal batch: pay attention to hygiene

6.Up: Men and women need to see the direction clearly for convenience. Bottom: Both sizes fit easily. Please pay attention to hygiene.

7. Part I: Sit quietly and look for poetry, and Part II: Relax and listen to the clear spring. Horizontal criticism: a quiet world

8. First, if you let him in this door, you must humble yourself. Second, breaking into this office should only kneel and bow.

9. Up: open the door to convenience, down: solve the worries of the latter shares, cross-batch: the land of public shit.

10, top: don't learn to shoot with a machine gun when urinating in the pool, bottom: don't be an abandoned girl when defecating in into the pit.

1 1, on: urine is appropriate; Next: get a big solution, take off, and criticize horizontally: do your best.

12, upper: male lower left: female right horizontal batch: middle charge

13, top: smooth up and down, bottom: Ji Ya East-West. Horizontal batch: metabolism

14, up: a hundred steps before coming, down: a loose suit after coming out. Horizontal criticism: pleasing body and mind

15, this is a toilet, and the environment depends on everyone. Stand right and left, aim and fire! !

16, take a step forward and there will be surprises. Congratulations on not wetting the bed again!

17 brother, what you hold in your hand is the future of mankind. Relax.

18, the opportunity is in hand, just press it.

19, click here, everyone knows.

20, happy and convenient, easy to wash.

2 1, who follows the spirit, please click here.

22. Please be sure to: wash, brush, brush, and brush after "convenience".

23. You look good. Press here to rush. I don't talk to him about ordinary people.

24. Are you in a hurry today?

25. Whether it is solid or liquid, please rinse it together.

26. Come one hundred paces tight and come out loose.

27, the toilet is not a big stomach king, swallowing foreign bodies will be crazy.

28. Close to convenience and civilization.

29, pay attention to the source of life, pay attention to dribs and drabs.

30. Save water and don't let it cry alone.

3 1, flush after defecation, lasting forever, flush after defecation, lasting forever.

32. Cherish the water of life and pay attention to every bit.

33. Good luck comes naturally when the toilet is flushed.

34, aim at the position to solve the internal emergency, hello, I am good, hello everyone! '

35, come and flush the toilet, hehe ... A smell!

36. Maintaining the environment is everyone's responsibility.

37. "Declare war" on uncivilized behavior. Let's go

38. Not flushing the toilet has been notorious for thousands of years.

39. Please flush after using the toilet, and don't litter.

40. "Declare war" on the uncivilized behavior of going to the toilet!