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What is the word for tattoo totem?

The recommended answer is first of all what most kinds of dragons say:

Qinglongyang is suitable for people with heavy yin. If you can resist sports, as long as your Qinglong is orthodox enough and the color is right enough, you are not afraid of any evil things-that is, dirty things. Don't think it's a good thing that yin is heavy. Although you sometimes have psychic ability and occasionally see something that ordinary people can't see, you are not afraid of yourself when you see it. When you get old, you will get more diseases than others. Qinglong is not evil. Sometimes some children get tattoos without knowing anything. Although it is their own fault, it is not serious, unlike the dragon and Guan Gong. ..

The dragon-the dragon belongs to Yin. This thing is very strange. People who want to tattoo the dragon must ask someone who knows Zhouyi to help you see if the eight-character fit is not suitable. This thing is not suitable, you can tattoo it casually, and it will be unlucky sooner or later. For evil dragons, if they resist sports, the effect will be much more obvious than that of Qinglong, and the specific reaction will change.

Dragons tattooed by younger brothers:

Brachiosaurus-Brachiosaurus Qinglong. Many people used to tattoo this kind of dragon, but now these people are too old. Because brachiosaurus means God bless. After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood. I don't think anyone wants to die early However, I have seen many people tattooing Brachiosaurus, all of them are blind tattoos, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all, so you can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road! The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon!

Cross-legged dragon-the dragon is coiled on the leg, indicating that this person has hard roots. Most people can't touch him. There are many people tattooing this kind of dragon, of all ages.

Shoulder-carrying dragon-Many people tattoo this kind of dragon on the road. My uncle does. Four-clawed. There is nothing to talk about, just a dragon on the road.

Yunlong-this is the most. This kind of dragon can be found anywhere in Tianjin. Usually the chest or back. It covers a large area.

The dragon comes out of the water-I heard that it represents a person who just started out and has never seen such a dragon.

Let's talk about the more powerful dragon.

Shoulder-backed dragon-there is a saying in the road that all the brothers on the road step on the rivers and lakes. Where are the rivers and lakes? So some people compare the shoulders of brothers on the rivers and lakes to! As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Because Shoulder-backed Dragon has another name "Dragon Crossing the River"!

Double-shouldered Dragon-People in Tianjin who are about 40-50 years old have this tattoo. It must be for people on the road. Shoulder dragons are two little dragons, not as big as Shoulder Dragons. This is the dragon that reminds me of the underworld the most.

Fan Jianglong-I have heard of it, but I have never seen it. It's a powerful dragon anyway. Most people don't get tattoos.

Tell me about the best.

Dragon resistance-the dragon head is in the heart, the dragon body is from chest to back, and the tail is in the lower back. It's like a man fighting a dragon. There was a tattoo in heather before, and I don't know who it was.

Erlong-My uncle said he was the best dragon when he was young. Tattooing this dragon means that this person will not bow to anyone. Generally speaking, people who are not very awesome are absolutely afraid to get tattoos. There is one in Dawangzhuang, Hedong.

Everyone has heard of the joke "Pipi shrimp plays pinball", right? Dragon playing with beads-this is a very, very powerful dragon. I don't know what it means, but this kind of dragon belongs to the imperial dragon just like the dragon with a straight face. A man in the southwest building got this tattoo. I can't say who it is.

Shoulder buckle dragon-this kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The dragon's design is roughly that the dragon's head hangs from the right shoulder armor on its back to the right chest, and then the whole dragon body lurks on its back. Its two front paws are buckled on the muscles connected with the shoulders, and its two rear paws are attached to the thighs (some are attached to the buttocks), and the dragon tail extends from the lower left side of the waist to the left neck! Hehe, this kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road!

Dragon claws are generally 4 claws and 5 claws. Five claws are emperor claws. Four claws are ordinary claws. Most people have four claws. Nowadays, many people have tattooed three-claw dragons. What do you mean? Whether to draw a clear line with the underworld.

Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother! And big brother opens (tattoos) longan himself!

The dragon is finished. Let's have something else:

Guan Yu-something similar to a dragon is even worse than a dragon. Although the underworld worships Guan Yu in Hong Kong films, no one gets tattoos. The attribute of this thing is unknown, but only those who resist Guan Yu are generally rich all their lives. That is, those who can resist Guan Yu are not ordinary people. Guan Yu, I heard someone say that it belongs to hedging, and I don't know what it means.

Kuixing-that is, Zhong Kui ~ Haha. It's a low-level tattoo, masculine ... mainly for people whose five elements are not obvious or weak. Tattoos are not afraid of being dirty, but the effect is much worse than that of Qinglong (Hehe, Dragon King). But kuixing is also gentle, so it won't be too bad if you tattoo it casually ... but also, don't think that tattooing a kuixing will make you crazy.

Hag-a tattoo similar to Kuixing, only feminine, nothing special and gentle in other aspects. I have never studied this carefully.

Carp-that is, the kind of fish-hugging doll that was put up when New Year pictures were put up in the past, and the kind of single carp yue longmen, are all similar. Carp is not particular about this kind of thing, and tattoos have no effect, but they are nothing and not evil, belonging to the lowest kind of tattoos.

Tiger-there is only one tattoo on the road, and that is Phytolacca acinosa! And not everyone can tattoo it ~ it must be someone who has never been on the road before and has some influence! As for where the tattoo of Shang Lugen is, there is no limit!

Eagle-personally, I think the brothers of the tattoo eagle are very domineering, because there is only one pattern of the tattoo eagle on the road, that is, the eagle grabs the ground and represents the whole world!

Five poisons-the so-called five poisons are scorpions, snakes, centipedes, spiders and toads ~! There is a saying on the road that "it is better to bully dragons, phoenixes and tigers than to provoke five poisons". As for what it means, I don't know ~

Phoenix-The tattoo of Phoenix is strictly the tattoo of elder sister or sister-in-law! Let's talk about Xiangfeng first: This phoenix is tattooed by the eldest sister (she is the boss), so there is no limit to how to fly! ~ it's time to talk about sleeping phoenix: this phoenix is tattooed by sister-in-law (husband is the boss)!

Finally, I'll talk about Guan Gong, Nezha's dragon, and Zhong Kui's ghost!

About your tattoo, these three can't resist ...!

Hehe, none of the three brothers have tattoos! ~

Because these three clashed with the brothers on the road! As for how to meet, I don't know ~

That's about it. It's all old stuff. Personally, I still advocate tattooing whatever you want if you are young. Even foreigners can tattoo dragons and tigers.