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Diary of death playing truant Chapter two hundred and forty-two Dead?

Diary of death playing truant Chapter two hundred and forty-two Dead?

"Younger than expected ..." The horse leaned over and stroked the body at her feet. "Is he Tesla?" .

Although they are all strong women who are used to fighting in the battlefield, women's nature still makes them frown. After all, the bodies under their feet are really miserable. His skin is red and black, the red is the scar left by high temperature burns, and the black is probably eroded by the undead. In addition, his hands were tightly locked in his throat, his mouth was wide open, and his fingers were twisted like chicken feet, as if he had been scratched before he died.

However, at this time, Sima did not show the pride of "sparing you like a ghost, not just drinking Lao Tzu's foot washing water". But carefully examine the wound of this body, as if to confirm something.

After the success of the plan, Sima took a short rest and immediately set out to make another magical transformation of Dajinlu, and added a wooden hook to command it to go deep into the hinterland of the manor and turn around. It is not an easy job to always check out three bodies from far and near. After a busy afternoon, his spirit and magic consumed a lot. At least today, he has no spare capacity to make a guided car or command it to go deep into the manor.

However, this operation seems to have achieved satisfactory results.

At the center of the explosion. He turned over the body at his feet. On the way, I picked up two more.

Although the feet of the body have been hit hard by various attacks, they have not been seriously damaged, especially the face, and the recognition is still very high. He wears a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his nose and a loose mage robe. Very consistent with the image of a Taoist scholar, in all aspects. He should be Tesla himself-but the problem is that no one present knows what Tess is like, but fortunately, his face is relatively complete and someone always knows him.

Although Sima doesn't know what Tesla looks like, he can still get some information from the injury and physical condition of the body. Even though the inside of the body has been destroyed by high temperature, poisonous gas and dead people, he can still get some useful information. It is said that the most suitable occupation for necromancers is actually forensic medicine. Actually, it's not fake at all. Ji Li saw Sima examine the teeth and eyeballs of the corpse without changing color. Even the paladins feel terrible at this scene-because the hair of the corpse has been completely burned out, the mouth is greatly opened, the gums are all exposed, just like exotic species, and the eyeballs are even more scary, because the eyes are the windows of the soul, and the eyes eroded by the dead are not only lifeless, but also empty and dark, as if bottomless.

The paladin looked at the horse, stared at his gums calmly, and quipped, "Aren't you afraid of ghosts?" .

"Ghosts and dead people are two different things." Sima said flatly, "I kill people, and I'm never afraid to look them in the eye."

Ji Li was bored and muttered, "I'm pretending to be forced again."

Sima didn't answer, and the necromancer seemed to find something. He reached out and took out a magnifying glass from his pocket, carefully observing all the details on the body from top to bottom. A subtle smile slowly appeared on his face and his eyes became brighter and brighter. After observing for a long time, the necromancer stood up slowly, looked up and said with a smile, "Interesting."

The girls looked at him expectantly, waiting for the necromancer's comment. Sima turned to lyudmila and said, "The Marquis of cambra was not hacked to death, was he?"

"Well, fortunately, precious amulets are worn close to the body all the year round, and special clothes are more or less defensive. Although the injury is not light, it is not enough to hurt the muscles and bones. According to his personal doctor and visiting Oracle, it only takes a few days to recover with holy light and medicine, and the bandage can be removed. " Lyudmila asked, "What?"

"Nothing, just ask your people to send this body to the marquis's house and let the pretending marquis identify it."

Ji Li thought that Sima would find something interesting and thought, "Is that all?"

"Otherwise what do you want? Let me write the formula on the ground? " . Sima said something incomprehensible and then turned to the direction of the other two bodies.

The paladin waved his fist behind him.

Lyudmila reached out and called Fiona: "Take some people and secretly give this body to the Marquis of cambra. Pay attention to inquire first, who has seen Tesla in Marquis House, find a few more people to recognize, and finally show it to cambra. "

Fiona nodded and said, "I know, I'm leaving."

When Ji Li heard this, he curled his lips and said, "How thoughtful."

Lyudmila laughed it off and walked side by side with Ji Li to the second body. Sima has been squatting there, checking his body's injuries. As far as the degree of injury is concerned, the second body is worse than the first one, because he died not in an insidious trap, but in an irresistible fatal attack. His stiff hand still holds a sword with a gap in it. Soft armor's huge and broken body, as well as shocking scars and broken skulls. Everything shows one thing, he was completely at a disadvantage in the open confrontation, and finally his head was shattered by a blunt instrument.

"It's a good player." Lyudmila has more say in this respect. The imperial princess crouched down, drew her sword and lifted the sleeve of the dead man to check the hardness of his hands and bones. The state of muscle groups, "physical strength has reached the limit of mortals, and there is no quarrelling and strengthening in the muscles. Bronze warrior, battle-hardened, however, he was at an overwhelming disadvantage in the last battle and once stood up to resist. However, he was killed cleanly. Who killed him? "

"A mage." The horse looked at the gap in his sword. "He was going to sneak attack a lonely mage, but he looked down on each other's casting ability. When he drew his sword, the other side had already opened the shield. He plays well and has experience in fighting wizards. He quickly stabbed three swords. They all stabbed in the same position, trying to break their faces with a little bit. Break the arcane shield. "

Sima examined the scars inch by inch and restored the scene at that time: "However, the fighting capacity of this mage is beyond his imagination. With his limited pattern and knowledge as a bronze warrior, I have never heard of it. In fact, there are spellcasters in this world who can resist soldiers in close combat. When he stabbed the fourth sword, the mage waved his staff, released his sword with the power of the wind, and then threw the staff at his head. It must be beyond his expectation that a mage should have physically attacked him. The soldier's instinct made him respond immediately-waving a sword to block. "

As sharp as a knife, he cut the skin of the dead man's hand with a wind blade, exposing stiff muscle tissue: "However, a layer of frost has quietly attached to the slats, and the freezing force has spread to his hand along the spear. What's more, the mage's breaking strike is not as weak as he thought, because the mage uses flame impact and recoil of detonation to increase the intensity of the attack. One mistake doomed his death. "

"The second staff strike contains the power of lightning. From bottom to top, it cut his right hand with a sword and paralyzed his body. "

"The third strike with the staff detonated a mass of compressed air, which stabbed him and hit him in the abdomen, which not only made him lose his balance, but also pushed him back with the impact of the explosion. The fighter lost the support of the earth, which means that he has revealed a big flaw. "

"The fourth staff strike, 56-point thrashing, this mage must have undergone strong confrontation training specifically for soldiers. He knew everything about soldiers like the back of his hand, knowing that once he lost his balance, the soldiers would instinctively react to stop slipping, so he played along, grabbed the soldier's right leg with a stick, sang magic at the fastest speed, and instantly issued an ultra-simplified version of miniature petrochemical protection-the object of the spell was not himself, but the soldier in front of him.

"The fifth staff strike, staff rotation, soldiers shot from the left. This attachment element attack is a sonic boom, and harsh sound waves break into the eardrum of soldiers in a direct contact way. Sonic attack not only means hearing shielding, but also further destroys the other party's sense of balance. "

"The sixth stick hits the left shoulder and pulls out a dazzling lightning with lightning elements. It is not lethal, but it can make the soldiers who are temporarily deaf lose their sight and deprive them of their vision again."

"The seventh staff hits, the body rotates, the staff sweeps, and hits the soldier's back. At this time, his body's independent resistance has been minimized, and rich dark elements have infected the nervous system along the spine, depriving him of his sense of touch. "

"In this way, he looked at himself being deprived of all resistance step by step by this terrible mage. The other side is like the most patient and efficient predator, disintegrating the defense of the prey accurately and quickly step by step, and then revealing the deadly fangs ... The eighth strike of the staff suddenly stabbed from behind, and a violent fireball detonated directly at the end of the staff. The blazing flame bombarded indiscriminately, spraying a strong flame stream and hitting the soldiers a distance. "

"He fell to the ground feebly and rolled painfully, but he didn't die. He realized that the crisis had not disappeared. After barely standing up, he looked around, but he couldn't see the shadow of the enemy. Then he heard the wind overhead and looked up. The mage's hand was holding a hard and heavy staff, leaping high and falling from the sky ... "

A scar pointed to the past, and Sima's finger finally stopped on the almost cracked face of the body: "Then, a warrior at the peak of bronze was hit by a mage with a stick."

"Nine strokes, up to 15 seconds, a bronze peak soldier died like this, and it is a melee. The mage didn't even cast a decent spell. " The horse clapped his hands and stood up. "That's cruel."

A mage actually killed a bronze warrior with a staff in more than ten seconds. If he had heard this at ordinary times, it would have been a big joke, but Sima's analysis was so detailed, as if he had been here at that time and witnessed this torture without any suspense. People can't believe it. Qin Bing is shocked, but there is still some dissatisfaction-if the mage is so powerful, why do soldiers need it?

Lyudmila hesitated for a moment and asked, "Why should a mage go near the battlefield to solve a soldier? Since he has such a powerful ability to manipulate elements, he can control elements at will, why not directly kill the enemy with spells? "

"Because he doesn't care, no, because it's unnecessary." Sima said flatly, "According to their rules of action and fighting habits, these efficient killing machines will not waste precious magic on a small character. Every magic and every firing opportunity of magic props must be carefully considered, and good steel should be used on the blade. "

"They?" Lyudmila raised his eyebrows. "Do you know who they are?"

"Probably guessed, only three mage countries background to cultivate such elite troops. Of course, he won't be a necromancer. The druid's melee style is more violent than this. So look at the spell style and tactical application, they should be the most deadly predator of the mage alliance. Only the most elite special forces of the Mages' League have this horrible lethality. In their eyes, the so-called mage, warrior, assassin, mentor and other professions have complicated relationships. Actually, it's just a joke. No matter what kind of enemy you face, you will always be in the position of predator. They can kill each other by the means that the enemy is best at. " Sima spread out her hand. "Let's just say that even if these people don't become wizards, but pursue the road of quarrelling, they will succeed in becoming powerful fighters. Now they have become wizards, and their lethality has doubled."

He walked to the third body, which had no scars of fighting, only traces of being killed by thunder. Shenma squatted down and examined it carefully, including the tactical wallet, the mage's knife, the inner armor of the wristband, the short-range communicator in the team, the buckle strap on the chest, and the extended staff in his hand: "Yes, it is a magic sniper with remote support. He shot people far away by sucking cold air, and after discovering a powerful lightning strike. But a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and killed me ... Look at this luxurious magical prop configuration. If converted into gold coins, it is simply Diamond Male. All the magic props on them were damaged, not because of lightning, but because of the self-destruction program. His body still has solid and tenacious magic remnants, his hands are covered with calluses, he is physically strong, his bones are hard and his muscles are developed. This level of training and elite, as well as equipment configuration, sure enough.

"Special forces of the Mages' Union?" Hearing this, lyudmila sneered, "Very good, very good. There is another reason and excuse for the attack. "

"They won't admit it." The horse shook his head. "Give it up."

The necromancer looked at the body at his feet, and then at Nina Vitola Manor, which was still shrouded in dark clouds. He mumbled, "Even if Tesla is really dead, our business is not finished yet. Today is not enough, we will continue tomorrow. We must solve this matter as soon as possible, including Tesla's research results and astronomical weapons, and whether he is hiding any secrets. I am curious about how his low-key and even ignoring the character of the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce led to the alliance of wizards. Besides, he killed the little pimple of the Mages' Union, and those guys won't let it go. "