Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Ryoma Echizen and the tennis prince, the more the better.

Ryoma Echizen and the tennis prince, the more the better.

Complete works of Ryoma Echizen ~ (including Malone's official gossip ~)

Ryoma Echizen (Yueqian)

After becoming a tennis player with a "seamless" pedigree, his eyes will catch tennis talents from all over the world and come to Japan. A talented teenager with outstanding tennis feeling and superb skills. Emotion is invisible and often shows a seemingly' smelly fart' attitude. But deep down, there is a fiery fighting spirit and self-motivation. Although I know that I have extraordinary talent, I will not be satisfied with the status quo and keep moving forward. He showed his spirit in the competition, which is the self-expression of a man leading to an unspeakable high field.

Basic information:

Height: 15 1cm

Weight: 50 kg

Blood type: O type

Date of birth: 65438+February 24th (Capricorn)

Identity: 1 year 2 group, Qingyuan Middle School

Idiomatic wrist: left hand

Hitting type: all-around

Proud skills: external spin serve, foot volley, tornado smash.

Favorite brand

Hat: fila

New Jersey: Fila

Shoes: Fira (Mark Philippe Simide)

Racket: DYNABEAM GRANDEA

(Please see below for details ~)

Favorite food: Japanese-style grilled fish, steamed in tea bowls, and shrimp-flavored fresh shrimp strips (plum, kimchi flavor).

Favorite color: silver

Interest: take a bath in the bath with the bath agent of famous Japanese soup.

Proud subjects: English, chemistry.

Headache subjects: science experiment, Mandarin.

Family members: father, mother, cousin, cat (karubi)

Father's occupation: Acting abbot of a temple.

Favorite type: suitable for girls with ponytails.

Physical fitness test form:

Left and right side jumps (times) 7 1

Run back and forth at a speed of 20M 1 19.

Back muscle strength (kg) 102

Grip strength (kg) Left: 42. three

Prone bow (CM)59. five

Sitting posture bends forward (cm) 39

50 meters (seconds) 6. 10

Standing long jump 237 cm

Softball Throwing (m) 28

Endurance running (1500m) 4 minutes and 46 seconds.

Sports ability departments such as sprint and endurance running can be described as the top in the country. He can move left and right faster than others because of his amazing ability to jump left and right. But helpless, the strength is weak, because he is smaller.

Ryoma Echizen's personality and analysis;

Title:

People with unique personalities are sometimes regarded as eccentric. Proactive, but easy to rush at critical moments. In terms of the opposite sex, I don't pay much attention to appearance. Compared with domestic women, it is more suitable for the opposite sex with distinctive personality and enthusiasm for work/study.

Constellation/blood type:

Capricorn, type o

Strong physical and mental strength. Stick to the successful type. But often because of too strong persistence, it leads to detours before success. What I'm not interested in is that I'm too cold and my social skills are slightly insufficient. This is the fastest match with type A Taurus women. (it can guide the gentle and considerate side of the dragon horse ~)

Cooking/interesting articles:

Influenced by his samurai father, Malone once lived in the United States, but he loved traditional Japanese cuisine, and his interest was full of breeze. When taking a bath, different bath agents are often added to express the tired body after practicing. (Worthy of being the son of a monk)

Game type:

The spirit of challenging everything is invincible in the world, and actions always make bystanders suffer. Driving a smaller body, insatiable "grasping" wants to make the impossible possible. The challenges in him supported him to move forward. Bold behavior comes from superb technology and challenges that are not afraid of risks complement each other. There is a strong will to realize one's ambition hidden in the arrogant tone. You can also see his willingness to challenge adversity.

Be good at thematic articles

Based on 109 chemical elements, chemistry discusses chemical changes such as combination and decomposition. It is a logical proof of whether the material transformation of things with different properties is logical or not. Chemistry is undoubtedly the most suitable subject for Longma who pursues, absorbs, transforms into things and perfects them.

With articles:

Shoes: Fira (Mark Philippe Simide)

When landing, the sneakers with excellent elasticity create a' basic step'. At the same time enhance strength.

Racket: DYNABEAM GRANDEA

This kind of racket is not only light in weight, but also excellent in elasticity, which can make a strong shot and make up for the lack of strength.

Ryoma Echizen in the eyes of others

Kunimitsu Tezuka: Seiji Yueqian has the quality to lead the future youth research. I hope he can make continuous progress in the future.

Fuji Syusuke: I have never been more excited about his skills. I hope I can compete with him seriously that day.

Tao Chengwu: That guy is already a trump card for Qing Xue. I can't continue to mix ~

Maehara Kojiro: That boy's' smelly fart' started from infancy, and he was very arrogant. When I lifted him high, he peed on my head ~

Ryoma Echizen Room:

The trophies and medals won in previous competitions are placed on cabinets and lockers indifferently, which is staggering.

Like other students, I put an alarm clock at the bedside, but it didn't help much ~ (laughs)

Uniforms and ordinary clothes are in the closet at the door. When the dragon horse is picked, just throw it around, and my mother will help clean it up.

I always go out to school in a hurry when I go out in the morning, and my pajamas are thrown on the bed at will.

Extremely soft and fluffy cat-teasing sticks are karubi's favorite. They are usually hidden underground in Malone's room.

There are several different game consoles, and the one with the highest usage rate will always be connected to the TV.

Ryoma Echizen Room: (Analysis)

It can be seen from the messy room that once he concentrates, he will work hard and turn a blind eye to the surrounding situation. From the trophy and the cat-teasing stick, we can see his persistence in attaching importance to things and his indifference to not attaching importance to things. As can be seen from the above, Longma's personality is relatively simple, and it is easy to be keen on one skill and specialize in one. Very suitable for occupations that require special skills, such as pilots and astronauts.

Ryoma Echizen has something with him.

Introduction to tennis doubles: Momo bought it when she participated in doubles, and it is still in her schoolbag.

Notebook: a notebook for class, which is often taken with you because you forgot to put it away.

Karubi's photo: A photo of a cat, claiming that he didn't put it on, but it never left his body.

Notebook: Because I am often late, I always take a notebook with the phone number of the emergency contact on it.

Pencil box: used in class until it is put into the schoolbag.

GBA: A portable game machine, used to play extra time, is said to be a gift to celebrate further study.

Pancakes in bulk: after community activities. Eating pancakes with Fanta is his happy time.

Q&A of Ryoma Echizen fans:

Q 1, Longma sama once took the exam in the United States, so did she do well in English?

A 1, I don't know, I haven't passed the exact exam since I entered junior high school. How should I know such a thing?

Q2, don't you hate that Kikumaru's predecessors always call you "little guy"?

A2, I won't ... I don't play tennis by my body, but I was hit on the head by my ex-Kikumaru, and I was very unhappy.

Q3, sama the Dragon Horse, often works with Fanta. Do you have any special taste?

A3, I didn't. I don't care much about the taste. I chose the taste according to the mood at that time. It often smells of grapes recently.

Q4, do you think KINOMOTO SAKURA is her?

A4, a sports idiot, her ass is too upturned, her knees are too straight and her hair is too long when she plays ball ... But I'm sure of her efforts.

Q5, I didn't bring anything except my tennis bag at school. Did I leave my textbooks and other utensils at school?

A5. I put textbooks, stationery, lunch boxes and other school supplies in my tennis bag.

Question 6: Does Sama drink two bottles of milk every day as instructed by Brother Gan?

A6, ... I don't like western-style things, and I don't like drinking milk to grow taller immediately. ...

Teacher Xu Fei's question and answer to Ryoma Echizen.

Why did Malone go to America?

A 1, the story is designed because of mother's work.

Q2, is Malone's mother a foreigner?

A2, um ~ Blonde (? ), I like western food, and there are many places that like foreigners ... I often say' yes' ~ (Ah ~ I'm the suspense ~)

Q3, why is only Malone's name written in katakana?

A3, maybe ... it has something to do with Dragon Mother XX International ~ (laughs)

Q4。 Why does the dragon horse wear a hat when playing?

A4, maybe this is more handsome ... At first, I thought he had the characteristics of' dragon horse = Ferrara hat' ~ ~ (laughs)

Question 5: Why does Caicai live in Malone's house? Ordinary people should not foster their daughters in the homes of colored elderly people, right?

Because my hometown is far from the university, I lived in Malone's house when I was at school. (Minami Jiro: Hey ~ It's not an exaggeration to say that I am a lecherous old man. )

Ryoma Echizen Gossip ~ (Official)

One: His super-confident and outspoken character was cultivated in America!

It is easy to give people the impression of "smelly fart" because he once lived in the United States where Congress clearly expressed his opinions. Because of the different living environment, being honest with each other may be a sign of understanding? !

Number two: Who can be honest with Malone? It turned out to be ...

I can always witness the unguarded figure of the dragon and horse, and I can enter the bathroom with the dragon and horse. Is it enviable to feel good about yourself? ! This guy is jealous of everyone ... karubi. The innocent expression displayed in front of you is the true face of the dragon horse? !