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What does brain watt mean?
This means that you should think with your own brain. Get used to doing something to yourself that you don't want to do or have done wrong. Use your head and think about it.
What do you mean by picking on Walter in Shanghai dialect? Ask for mandarin.
Shanghainese, make trouble with Valtera, and some people say that you are crazy, but the meaning is the same, that is, your brain is broken!
(1) In general, when people talk to you like this, you must have done something bad to make them angry.
(2) If someone talks to you for a long time and you don't respond, making the other person very unhappy, they will give you such a sentence;
(3) Of course, sometimes people say you are careless, so don't mind too much.
Shanghai dialect, what does it mean to make trouble in Putonghua in Huatra?
Shanghainese has angered Valtera ... Translated into Mandarin: You are out of your mind!
People will say that when a person does something stupid or says something stupid.
Colleagues say sharks lay eggs. Really? Are you out of your mind?
There are also many kinds of sharks. They are different.
Male and female sharks successfully mate, and after the eggs in the female shark are fertilized, the fertilized eggs of this shark will continue to develop in one of the following three ways:
Spawning sharks have thick egg sheaths when laying eggs, which enables them to attach to rocks or seaweed to resist predators. After these eggs hatch in a few days or weeks, the sharks will leave the young sharks and let them live independently. Most egg sheaths are wide and rectangular, and the "mermaid wallets" laid by some horned sharks are often washed to the beach.
Sharks give birth to cubs, which are nourished in the uterus of female sharks through the placenta or a secretion called uterine fluid. Viviparous ensures that the young can reproduce well during their growth, so they can survive in the harsh ocean immediately after birth.
Sharks also maintain embryos in their bodies and then give birth to live cubs, but they can't provide any direct nutrition for their offspring. On the contrary, developing sharks live on the yolk sac of eggs. Some kinds of sharks, such as mako, use the "egg-eating" method, that is, the mother shark lays a string of unfertilized eggs and is eaten by the growing embryo.
1. Oviposition: generally adopted by large sharks. Shark's eggs are large and there is no shortage of nutrients. The discharged egg is wrapped in a flat sheath, which is placed around the egg when it passes through the fallopian tube. The sheath will harden when it enters the water. Every corner of the sheath has a short and hollow corner, through which seawater can enter and let the eggs get oxygen. The number of ovulation is limited. Eggs are bag-shaped or spiral, and are fixed in coral reefs, marine benthos or cracks after spawning. The empty oocysts of spiny mackerel washed up on the coast are nicknamed "mermaid's wallet".
2. viviparous (non-placental viviparous): fertilized eggs develop in the uterus, eggs discharged from yolk sac or ovary are the source of nutrition, and placenta is not formed in the uterus. Except for whale sharks, which can produce more than 300 whales at a time, most of them are from ten tail, and the least is fox sharks (long-tailed sharks), which only produce two whales at a time.
3. Viviparous (placenta viviparous): The fertilized egg with stratum corneum develops in the uterus, and the nutrients needed for growth are obtained from the yolk sac placenta, which is not produced until the young shark is almost completely formed, and the number is ten tail at a time. Most sharks in the ocean are viviparous. Most sharks breed according to the season every year, and some big sharks breed every other year. Most sharks are pregnant for 8-9 months, and the pregnancy of white-spotted sharks is as high as 24 months. Generally speaking, big sharks produce more small sharks at a time, while small sharks are the opposite. The growth of sharks is also extremely slow, and sexual maturity is only considered at the age of 5~ 10.
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What is the' locomotive' that people in Taiwan Province Province often say?
The words often said in some Taiwanese dramas are as interesting as the words from Minnan dialect. A billiard stick that doesn't hit the ball is called a "mallet". If a singer is caught lip-synching on the stage, he will be hammered this time. If you get angry in a hurry again, that state is "crazy" Picking up a hairy crab's back and watching its legs run in the air, the crab is going crazy at the moment. It is estimated that when you talk about "madness" in the future, a big crab will appear in front of you. ●● Quite ●● Quite means support. For example, "I support you" means I support you. "Strong" and strong support. Not long ago, I participated in the filming of "Bitter Girl", which was also supported by Rene Liu, claiming that we could only advance together and retreat together. Jolin Tsai is in an emotional stage, and her friend piggy supports her. ●●●●● Watermelon depends on the big side ●● This word is now used to refer to the snobbish and powerful side. However, the original meaning of Lin Qingxuan, a writer in Taiwan Province Province, explained in detail in his collected works that all kinds of fruits have their own characteristics and are suitable for people to eat. For example, persimmons are cold and people who are physically weak should not eat more, while fruits such as watermelons are very strange in nature. People who are in good health eat more and more, while those who are in poor health eat more and more. ●●●●● Thank him ●● This word is very close to the causative usage in Chinese, which means playing tricks on him, making him make a fool of himself, and also making fun of him on purpose. Some time ago, someone wanted to find a funny Wu Qixian to shoot an advertisement. His good friend Li Mingyi couldn't help but throw him away and said, "Some manufacturers are willing to spend money!" ●●●● Good health ●● Generally refers to good things, discounts, or things that can be used. Join the "Haokang Club" and participate in various "Haokang activities". Remember to visit members' "Haokang Special Zone" from time to time. ●●●●● Fake smile ●● The "paste" in Shanghai dialect is called "fake smile" in Taiwanese. There are not only artists who deliberately play tricks on talk shows in Taiwan Province Province, but also many such cold humor talents around us. ●●●●● Tucao ●● Speaking ill of others on a small scale is similar to the meaning of breaking the news, but there are more ingredients to pour bitter water. For example, not long ago, a famous person in Taiwan Province Province revealed his plan to the media, saying that he wanted to take his wife abroad for a holiday. At the same time, his wife immediately vomited, "Every time he takes me abroad, it's because of a performance! He may not even remember my birthday. " ●●●●● Hard ●●● It's unnatural. Wu Zongxian once said that guests were welcome to sing the song "Sweet Honey", and once won the first prize for everyone. The guests were very surprised and corrected, "No, this is a story of a small town". "I have no face, so I have to" stubbornly ":"No, no, this song is called Sweet Honey, but the lyrics are Small Town Story. How about this? Let everyone have a step! "Then he turned to the accompaniment band and said," That teacher, please use a sweet prelude and then enter the story of a small town. " The audience burst into laughter, which is not bad. ●●●●● Grab mom and bite ●●●● Bored and grab two moms to watch them bite. What could be more vivid than this description of leisure? The legendary washing charcoal ends here. ●●●● What bowl of cakes ●● What do you mean? You ask me what a bowl of cake means, and I can only tell you "what does it mean?" Example: "What cake is playing in Hollywood? It is really' killing'. " "Pig's head" is a very popular word in Taiwan Province Province, which is used to call people stupid and describe people ugly. Much like the "pig head three" in Shanghai dialect, it is much more interesting than calling people pigs directly. Many MMs like to call their gg a pig's head, which contains elements of love. There is a joke. The teacher said that the whole body of a pig, including its meat, skin and hooves, is a treasure. Do you have anything to add? Xiaoming stood up timidly and said, "Its name can also be used to call names. "... the pig is really poor. ●●●●● Some things are useless ●● In the words of Beijingers, they are things with no ideas, such as "what to do with those who have nothing, do something practical". He just likes talking all day. ●●●● There should be spring ●● It is not a good thing to shrug your shoulders and have spring, be poor and have spring, keep it and be rotten. Generally, bad adjectives can be followed by "spring", which means that this word is not enough to describe. For example, if it's ugly in spring, it's ugly as hell. Think about it, ugly enough to be dumped. ●● LKK●● LKK is the abbreviation of Labor Department, which means conservative elder. Only when you are never too old to learn, will you not become LKK. ●●●●● Xiaolongbao ●● In Taiwanese, it is described as cute and clear. ......
How can I make my brain remember things quickly?
Memory is the reflection of past experiences in the human brain. It includes three basic processes: memory, retention, reproduction and recall. Its forms include image memory, concept memory, logical memory, emotional memory, sports memory and so on.
The enemy of memory is forgetting. Improving memory is actually trying to avoid and overcome forgetting. As long as you exercise consciously and master the laws and methods of memory in learning activities, you can improve and improve your memory. Here are ten ways to enhance your memory.
1. Attention. As long as you concentrate on your memory and eliminate distractions and external interference, the cerebral cortex will leave a deep and unforgettable memory trace. If you are distracted and concentrate on doing two things, the memory efficiency will be greatly reduced.
2. Strong interest. If you are not interested in learning materials and knowledge objects, it will be difficult to remember even if you spend more time.
3. Understand memory. Understanding is the basis of memory. Only what is understood can be firmly and permanently remembered. It's not easy to learn by rote. For important learning content, if we can combine understanding with reciting, the memory effect will be better.
4. Overstudy. That is to say, on the basis of remembering the learning materials, remember them several times more to achieve the degree of memorizing and remembering. The best degree of over-learning is 150%.
5. Review in time. The speed of forgetting is fast first and then slow. While the iron is hot, reviewing and consolidating what you have just learned is an effective means to strengthen memory traces and prevent forgetting.
6. Always remember. When studying, constantly trying to recall can correct memory mistakes, make up for omissions, and make the hard-to-remember learning content stronger. When you are free, you can often recall the objects you have remembered in the past, and you can also avoid forgetting them.
7. Combine reading, thinking, watching and listening. We can use the functions of language and visual and auditory organs at the same time to strengthen memory and improve memory efficiency, which is much better than single silent reading.
8. Use a variety of memory methods. According to the situation, flexible use of memory methods such as classified memory, characteristic memory, homophonic memory, argument memory, associative memory, interesting memory, chart memory, shortening memory and compiling outline, taking notes and cards can all enhance memory.
9. Master the best memory time. Generally speaking, 9 ~ 1 1 in the morning, 3 ~ 4 in the afternoon and 7 ~ 10 in the evening are the best memory time. Use the above-mentioned hard-to-remember learning materials, and the effect is better.
10. Use your brain scientifically. On the basis of nourishing and maintaining the brain, active rest and physical exercise, using the brain scientifically, preventing excessive fatigue and maintaining a positive and optimistic mood can greatly improve the working efficiency of the brain. This is the key to improving memory.
Memory can be improved by training. At all times and in all countries, many celebrities and scholars pay great attention to exercising their memory in various ways. For example, Tolstoy, a great Russian writer, said, "I do two kinds of exercises every day, one is morning exercises and the other is memory exercises. I recite foreign words every morning to check and cultivate my memory." Tolstoy's "memory exercise" is actually a repeated "representation". As long as you "reproduce" in a planned way, your memory will be enhanced.
The following methods of training memory are very effective, so you may wish to refer to them at ordinary times.
Hint method-positive.
Many people often sigh "I have a bad memory". On the one hand, my youth is fading away, on the other hand, I lack enough confidence in my memory. Faced with a series of foreign words or a lot of materials, some people will think: can I remember so much? In fact, it sets an obstacle to your memory. You have to cheer yourself up: "I will definitely remember." This is a positive psychological suggestion. Think about being able to recite Tang poems when I was a child; Think about the past, you carefully reviewed before the exam and got into the top few.
Miss Dong, a good friend of the reporter, has been troubled by her poor memory recently and always forgets things. However, her college classmate said, "What's the difference? When I was in college, I reviewed ancient literature half a month in advance. You only raided two days in advance and scored more than 90 points, which is higher than me. " Miss Dong smiled and said, "Yes, I have a good memory. I have to cultivate it well. "
Memory-time limit.
Memorize numbers, names, words, etc You can exercise your memory ability within a specified time. For example, when waiting for a bus in the subway, you are required to remember several telephone numbers and addresses on the billboard before the bus comes, and try to remember them with your right brain. The next day, see if you remember it all. Don't think it's boring, but it can fully mobilize your left and right brains, prevent brain aging and improve memory, and it doesn't cost a penny. This method can be used anytime and anywhere. Of course, you can also take some customer business cards with you and remember the address and phone number on them during commuting time.
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What does the boss mean when he says I can't speak without thinking? Who can tell me more about it?
Speak your mind! I never thought about the consequences after I said it! Direct is no brain.
It's only 30 yuan to brush a bill, and you still call me a liar? Have you ever seen a liar cheat only 30? Are you out of your mind? I'm not here to promote! ! It's so irritating
The point is that everyone is scared now, and everyone looks like a liar.
If a girl asks you to buy things every time when she can't go out for supper at midnight, is she a liar or a lover?
He just wants you to give him money.
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