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Tractors and BMW racing cars

A boss was very happy after drinking, whistling and driving in his beloved Mercedes 600. At this time, he saw a small agricultural tractor parked by the roadside, and someone waved to him, so he stopped. It turns out that the tractor is broken and I want someone to help me tow it away. The boss was in a good mood after drinking wine today and agreed.

The two have an appointment. If the tractor turns on the right turn signal, please continue driving. If the tractor turns on the left turn signal, please stop. Then the boss drove his Mercedes 600 on the road (slowly, of course). Suddenly, a BMW overtook the boss at a breakneck speed. The boss was very angry and roared: NND, no one dares to surpass my Mercedes 600! The fire hit the highway and caught up with it. I got drunk and forgot the tractor behind me.

He will catch up with BMW from time to time. Just when the boss was driving a BMW at a speed of 280 mph, he was found by the traffic police on the roadside. The traffic police were in no hurry to stop him. I quickly took out my walkie-talkie and contacted the traffic police on the next section: Hey, hey, I found the bright limousine racing at high speed, one is BMW and the other is Mercedes-Benz. Please prepare to intercept. . . . . . Hello, no, it's three, and there's a small agricultural tractor behind them. He's still playing the left turn signal. Oh, my God, he's going to pass them. . . . . . .