I want two people to have a funny cross talk for a long time.

A: Director Zheng is here. It's easy to clear up misunderstandings. I said, director Zheng, you see, he comes here every now and then for no reason, threatening the leadership and disrupting the office. This is an intentional influence on the four modernizations. Disturbing social order, undermining the dictatorship of the proletariat and ignoring the authority of the party. This is an out-and-out unstable factor at this stage. This is the ghost of the Gang of Four. I want to expose it, and I want to take out all the skills of criticizing it in the past!

B: The wicked complain first.

A: Guess what, my exposure really worked, and the director made the correct treatment immediately after hearing it.

How did you handle it?

Answer: Return Liu's house to the public, assign it to another place, suspend work for three days, and move out immediately.

B: What is Lao Liu doing?

A: He agrees very much.

Didn't you suspend him for three days?

That is to give him three days off.

B: Do it right away.

Let him move to my place.

What about you?

I moved to Liu's house.

B: Yo! The house is small this time!

A: I have a high position!

B: Why?

A: give me a third grade.

B: Yes! Then how much do you want to grow?

A: The money is not long. Keep the original salary!

B: How did you get promoted to the third grade in a row?

Let me move from the second floor to the fifth floor. Isn't that a three-level promotion?

B: Oh! This is the three-level promotion! ?

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B: Why?

Your house is shaking.

B: that's too mysterious.

A: "Director Zheng, you never care about your personal gains and losses when you work hard for the four modernizations. It is worth learning. But as an old cadre, your living conditions can't be lower than mine. It is always good for us to be in charge of this matter. Look at my life now-of course, it goes without saying. "

Yeah, it almost came out.

A: "I have prepared a house for you. I want to accompany you to see it. "

B: Did the director go?

Can we not go? Don't listen to that. Everyone wants to live in a good house. Shall I accompany Zheng to have a look at the new house?

B: How about that?

A: Don't mention how beautiful this building is. The eaves are painted with scarlet water and stones. The white cement hook looks red in white and white in infrared, which is particularly eye-catching. The balcony of four or six feet is streamlined, and the lotus pattern is engraved on the railing. Walking in, I saw that the corridor was more than three feet wide, the step distance was reasonable, and the handrails of the stairs were painted bright and elegant. I said, director Zheng, I'll help you upstairs. Your new house is on the second floor. Go upstairs and turn right. I saw a bean green door with a glass brick and three red Arabic numerals "203".

This is the director's new house.

A: That's right. When you open the door, there are three rooms, two kitchens, a bathroom and a storage room in the unit. There is a complete set of gas equipment in the kitchen, heating equipment in the house, and wall-mounted kitchens and cabinets in each room. The walls are painted white and spotless, and the screen doors are painted completely new. There are new chandeliers hanging on the ceiling of the house, dragons playing with pearls at the door, and dragons and dragons in the corridor.

B: How elegant.

A: I said, "Director, do you think this house can make do?"

Make do with it. Wow, I'm flattered.

A: I'll make you laugh if you can't shoot well.

B: If you put this 0. 1% energy into thinking about the difficulties of the masses, you can do something virtuous.

A: Not to mention.

Forget it.

A: When I saw Director Zheng smiling at me with satisfaction, I said, "It's no problem to be promoted to the third level this time." ?

B: I've been promoted to the third grade in a row so soon.

A: The secretary said, "I am very satisfied with this house, but I still have to show it to him."

B: Him? Who is he?

Don't you get it? I said, "Yes! Director, good advice! I have to show my wife! " "no! Manager Feng came to have a look. " Ah! ? ""I decided on behalf of the bureau party committee! Assign this house to Chief Engineer Feng! "

B: Good!

I said, "What can I do for you, Chief?" "ah! You did it for me, I know, I know what you mean, but I have to do it for the masses! "

B: Hey! The director is so principled! "Let's go! Inform Mr. Feng immediately, let him see the house, and then go through the house formalities. Su Daming! Do you agree? "

A: "Me? Agree! "

Why do you grind your teeth?

A: I'll go back to the station right away to congratulate General Manager Feng.

B: congratulations, too.

I said, "Manager Feng, I bought the house for you!" "

You did it?

A: Then what? I approved it and the director agreed.

B: Huh?

A: No, is there? The director approved it. I agree.

B: This tooth is still biting!

A: At that time, Manager Feng was so moved that he didn't speak for a long time that he finally said five big words.

What five words?

Thanks to the new director!

I am so excited!

A: At this moment, all cadres are doing broadcasting exercises! Hearing about this, everyone surrounded General Manager Feng: Congratulations.

Congratulations.

A: I'm telling you, someone will rob you at any time. Just then, Liu from the kitchen called again.

B: Well, it's really a busy time!

Answer: (learning Tianjin dialect) "I said: Solomi!"

B: Stop! Who is this called?

A: Where can I be called?

B: Did you change it to "Solomy" again?

A: Cough! This old Liu is over sixty, and he can't talk by car. The secret of Su Da is called "Solomomi"! We can forgive him.

B: Now his style is high again!

A: I said "Solomie". "Does this word sound harsh?"

What a witty comment!

A: "Tell me! What do you call this? There are six of us. You give me a room or the fifth floor! I said: we are so old that it is hard to climb the stairs. You said that we should exercise and live long! "

That's more like it!

A: "But why do you live on the second floor in your grade?" ? Why don't you exercise? Why are you not afraid of death? "

B: That's a good question!

A: "I said that it is inconvenient for us to live together for three generations. You give us an idea to block more curtains. Do I have that kind of cloth? " You gave us another idea, let's pull the wire and hang the paper. After I hung up, I was afraid to go into the house. "

B: Why?

A: "Think of the Cultural Revolution and post posters for me."