What are the characteristics of green tea bitch?

Most green tea bitches look like their first lovers, plain, gentle and kind, not at all like those sluts outside. Straight men don't know that her pale face is actually coated with five layers of foundation, as well as semi-permanent eyebrows and eyelashes dyed with lip line, which has made her look harmless now.

So don't say girls who don't wear makeup are pure. She has obviously reached the highest level of makeup-nude makeup. What is even more frightening is that there is a green tea bitch variant, the prodigal son returns. I used to smoke, drink and get tattoos, but for you, I'd like to be the Bai Lianhua who came out of the mud and didn't get contaminated again.

If a girl hears a dirty joke and all the girls laugh, she pretends to be naive and asks what you mean. If a girl says that she can't use WeChat Alipay and doesn't know how to take a taxi to order takeout, she innocently says that I really can't use these. Ask me.

Well, congratulations on experiencing the longest and deepest routine of green tea bitch. You regard her as an angel and she regards you as an idiot. Remember a truth, if a girl looks too pure and has no fireworks, then she must be faking it.

Step 2 pretend to be weak

Green tea bitch's requirement for herself is that she is basically disabled in front of men, and her hands can't be picked and lifted. If she doesn't eat this or that, it's like she has a terminal cold. She needs to be hugged and held high. Becoming a modern sister Lin is the ultimate goal of green tea bitch.

The softness of a girl is a kind of beauty, but weakness is a skill. Generally, normal girls are soft and tough, and don't always show their weakness, so if a girl always shows her weakness to you, it is definitely a green tea bitch.

3. Love hypothesis

The ability of green tea bitch to provoke Han is obvious to all. Even a brother with a girlfriend can't resist the fierce attack of a green tea bitch. As a green tea bitch, suppose this move is really too lethal.

For example: "If I were your girlfriend/wife, I wouldn't do this" "If only you were my boyfriend" "If we could meet earlier, then we wouldn't do this" and so on.

With a slightly melancholy expression and a slight sigh, no man can resist this temptation, so in the beautiful hypothesis of green tea bitch, the two brothers began to put themselves down, itching, and went home to dump their girlfriend, just trying to protect this poor little white rabbit.

Green tea bitch is such a magic, always showing her beautiful and simple side in front of men, making men move, and finally falling into her trap involuntarily.