Happy little joke Xiao Ming, get out of here

Happy little jokes Xiao Ming, get out of here

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Joke 1

1. In class, the teacher asked me to make sentences for a while.

Xiaohong: If you work hard for a while, you will benefit for a lifetime.

Xiaolan: Classmates for a while, friends for life.

Xiao Ming: It feels good for a while, but you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Teacher: Get out.

2. Teacher: Xiao Ming, do you know rice?

Xiao Ming: All that is edible is rice!

Teacher: What about centimeters?

Xiao Ming: A grain of rice is a grain of rice!

Teacher: What about millimeters?

Xiao Ming: Good rice is not bitten by insects.

Teacher: Get out?

3. The head teacher said: When you threw away the food, have you ever thought about how sorry you are for the hard-working farmer uncle!

Xiao Ming stood up Said: The dishes cooked by the auntie who cooks in the cafeteria are not worthy of the farmer uncle. Fresh vegetables can be made into such unpalatable dishes, how could there be no leftovers! I felt like the pig she fried was dead. It was unfair!

Class teacher. . .

4. In class, the teacher yelled angrily: "Are you doing this in the exam to make me angry?"

Xiao Mingdao in the corner said faintly:? It's not the rhythm, it's the intro. ?

Teacher: Get out of here right now!!!

5. The English test paper was handed out, and Xiao Ming got 3 points for one multiple-choice question.

The English teacher roared on the podium: "Tell me what can I do with 3 points?"

Xiao Ming replied weakly: "Robbing the landlord." . . ?

6. Teacher: Xiao Ming, please explain what persistence is. ?

Xiao Ming: For example, a dog cannot change its habit of eating shit. ?

Teacher: Please be civilized. ?

Xiao Ming: ?Dogs can’t change their habit of eating poop. ?

Teacher: Please be more civilized. ?

Xiao Ming: ?Dogs can’t change their habit of eating excrement. ?

Teacher: Can you answer the question well? ?

Xiao Ming: Teacher, can you stop eating shit? ?

The teacher was furious: ?Get out!?

7. One day the biology teacher was talking about the survival of the fittest, and found Xiao Ming sleeping, and suddenly woke him up in anger. Question: What do you mean by survival of the fittest? ?

Xiao Ming thought for a while and replied: "I adapted to your lectures, so I fell asleep. You didn't adapt to me, so you got angry." ?

Teacher: ?Get out of the door and go to sleep!?

8. Teacher: Students, the dust the teacher is standing on the podium is harmful to health. Why don’t you study hard? Do you think the teacher will be mad at you?

Students: No, they will die from exhaustion and coughing. . .

Xiao Ming: He will die badly!!!

Xiao Ming died at the age of twelve

Joke 2

1. Teacher ：Who knows what is the multiple of 240?

Xiao Ming: 480

Teacher: What about the multiple of 480?

Xiao Ming: 960

Teacher: What about 960?

Xiao Ming: 1920

Teacher: Wow, Xiao Ming is good. Then the teacher will give you the last test?

Xiao Ming: Teacher, teacher Don't take the test. The most I've ever done is 6 bombs and Ming cards. I haven't played 7 bombs yet.

2. Teacher: There are two things that people live for. Guess a natural phenomenon?

Xiao Ming: Solar eclipse!

Teacher: What about the idiom? ?

Xiao Ming: Three meals a day!

Teacher: Get out!!!

3. Teacher: What is the difference between investment and speculation?

Xiao Ming: One is in Mandarin and the other is in Cantonese!

Teacher: As far as you know, get out!

4. Xiao Ming was raped by the teacher while sleeping in the evening self-study class I found that the teacher said: "Looks like you are very tired!"

Xiao Ming: "Hmm!"

The teacher suppressed his anger and asked: "How tired are you?"

Xiao Ming said: If you let me sleep in the girls' dormitory tonight, I guarantee that they will still be in love tomorrow morning. Do you believe it?

Suddenly the class was dead silent, and suddenly there was only a harsh sound on the podium. :?Get out of here right now. . . ?

5. The math teacher assigned an assignment to calculate the water consumption at home for a month and design a water-saving plan.

Xiao Ming’s homework is as follows: The water consumption on the water bill is 18 tons per month. Water saving solution: Buy water outside.

6. Xiao Ming: Teacher, do you know that in the animal world, males often show themselves in front of females and use some special actions and postures to win the favor of females. ?

Teacher: ?Is this why you are masturbating in front of the girls’ dormitory? Get out of here right now!?; ?