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A real me.
A real my composition 1 Look, who is the little girl in that picture? Yes, she is me. I'm a student in Class One, Grade Three, Primary School Attached to Shanshi Normal University. I am as thin as a bamboo pole, and my classmates often say to me with a smile, "If there is a strong wind that day, you will be blown away like a kite with a broken line." I like to wear a long ponytail best. A pair of big watery eyes are embedded in a black jewel-like melon face, and a small mouth like a cherry grows under a big flat nose.
I have a characteristic, that is, I love to laugh. Whenever I appear, there will be my laughter. If you are depressed, you will be as happy as eating a pistachio when you hear my laughter. For example, when Wang Luoyuan clashed with his deskmate Zhang Yina, Wang Luoyuan suddenly became depressed. Because I am his friend, I really want to help him, but how can I help him? Just when I was worried, a good idea suddenly appeared in my mind. Why don't you try my good way to relieve boredom, and that's settled. So I told him jokes while playing the game of "Stationery War". The more he plays, the more excited he becomes. The depressed mood just now suddenly disappeared, so we played for a whole noon.
I especially like reading, because books are an ocean of knowledge. When I am fascinated by reading, I seem to be watching movies in the cinema, and the scenes in the book seem to be played on the screen. My mood also changes with the story, sometimes it is sadness, sometimes it is joy. For example, when I read the book Dream of the Wolf King during the holiday, I was very happy when Blue Soul successfully led the black bear out of the hole without injury, and I was very sad when Blue Soul was caught by the hunter's hunting pliers.
Students, after listening to the above introduction, you should know me. Do you like making friends with me?
There was a man with watery eyes, a sensitive nose, fair skin and a chubby face. Can you guess who she is? Yes, this person is me!
I love fantasy very much. I often fantasize about riding Harry Potter's broom, going to a magic school, imagining that I am a billionaire worth hundreds of millions, and then traveling around the world, imagining that I will become a beautiful angel and live a fairy-like life. Fantasy?
I am also very careless. I once asked a question in a math exam: There are six big months and five small months in a year. Please judge whether this question is right or wrong. I thought: 6+5 equals 1 1, not 12. So I typed "X" and didn't remember it until the end of the exam. February is a dull month. Alas, I can't help it. Is there any regret medicine in this world?
I am still forgetful. Once I went out to play with my mother, probably because I had so much fun that I lost my mother's most precious hat. Fortunately, my mother forgave me, so I should be more careful in the future.
Alas! I have too many questions, and I have to correct them, otherwise no one will be my friends.
A real me composition 3 Hey, who's the man in the mirror? She has a ponytail and bangs. Slender eyebrows hang under the forehead like a crescent moon; A pair of bright eyes staring intently at the front, revealing a smart' power'; Stand on your post with your nose straight; Mouth tightly sipping, as if there is something to say but can't say it. Yes, yes, this is me-Su Min! I chose this name because my parents want me to study quickly and diligently. If you want to give me a birthday present, please let me receive your present on September 18. My hobby is playing volleyball, you know, I spend a lot of energy on it! My dream is to be a teacher. I often think like this: class is over, students. Sit still. Ha ha!
Although I smile all day, I am a small book fan! Go to Xinhua Bookstore to read a book, pick up a book and immerse yourself in it, as if you have forgotten everything and yourself, leaving only the book in your hand. A few times, even because I was so fascinated by reading, I forgot the time and didn't even feel the vibration of my mobile phone in my pocket. I don't know when I looked up, only to find that it was already dark and my stomach was growling. I put the book back on the shelf carefully and hurried home.
As the ancients said, gold is not enough, and no one is perfect. I have shortcomings, too. What impressed me most was seasickness.
Once, my mother took me to play in Dalu Island. After many "turns", my mother and I came to the stack platform by car. As soon as I boarded the Supor, I went to Dalu Island, and bad luck befell me. Mom said the cabin was too stuffy, so we went outside. The rough waves rolled, and the white sea water merged with the large dirty brown sea water. I am trembling with the rhythm of the waves, and my heart is uncomfortable. What should I do? I couldn't stand it, so those things rolling in my stomach suddenly poured out. Don't tell me, I vomited badly, and the vomit was still colorful! Think of it as a "gift" for this ship! However, I don't want to take a boat anymore.
Do you know me? If you want to make friends with me, please call this number:111111. Goodbye!
A real me composition 4 I am unique, and no one can replace me, me, the real me.
Everyone, right?
I come from China, with long hair, black eyes and yellow skin. My eyes are very small and thin. Because when I was a child, I once let go of my hand to play on the pedal, and suddenly my head turned over and hit the cobblestone pavement. When I was crying, the pedal cut the band above my mouth, so my mouth was a little upturned. Even so, I like myself very much. Do not laugh at me. Don't you like yourself? happy ...
I like writing, singing, reading aloud and so on. I have a wide range of interests and hobbies Besides, I have a funny name. Don't laugh. When you laugh, think about whether it will be embarrassing if you are pinched and laughed. Called-Xiaoyao. If you don't mind, call me Yin, or. Usually I like to tie a pony tail behind my head and put all my troubles aside. People laugh at me for no reason.
One day, a girl in another class told me (I just came to the new school and I don't know who I don't know, and I don't know how she knows my name. ): "Xiaoyao, where did you break a hole in your ass?" I said casually, "Whatever." In fact, when I was in a panic, sweat flowed out of my eyes (the wind blew the glass into my eyes these days, which was killing me, and I always shed tears unconsciously. )。 I've been touching it with my hands, making the whole school pay attention to me. Everyone knows the hole in my pants and points at me. Although I'm not afraid of being told about me, it's an embarrassing thing, don't you think?
Our whole school was weeding on the playground that day. I was digging with a hoe and accidentally kissed my foot. What's more, I hurt my finger when I was training to mow the grass, and the grass would be cut when I touched it. God, am I so lucky? Am I your pet?
Do you remember me now? If you know, please send me a message
I want to be a child clapping by the roadside, without flowers and applause, but true and natural.
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In today's world, many students take part in various academic competitions or art competitions, and the winners take part in various sports competitions. They, or they, are always shrouded in a dazzling aura.
In contrast, I am so ordinary, so ordinary. But fortunately, I have a happy family, a sound body and a good growth atmosphere. I am ordinary, but true and natural.
My name is the art of emptiness, which comes from the Buddhist saying that "emptiness is color, and color is emptiness." The color here refers to things full of temptations in the world, such as power, money and interests. The emptiness here is not nothingness, but a meditation. Let go of the temptation of the world and finally realize the true colors of everything in the world.
I am an ordinary boy, sometimes I am as calm as a pool of clear water; Sometimes he will be as strong and resolute as a swordsman; Sometimes, like a Zen master, watching flowers bloom and fall, life is bumpy. This is me.
I like to gallop in the ocean of literature, explore the mystery of the three-body world with the author, taste the misery of being green, fat, red and thin, and sigh the vicissitudes of life. Every time I read a good book, I will meet all kinds of people and taste their lives. Deep reading, sometimes as Xi Murong said, "We may all be actors, living other people's lives and shedding our own tears."
I like to travel in the world of animation and fairy tales and taste the mystery of Conan's case; Admire Malone's excellent tennis skills and strong psychological quality; Obsessed with detective Bennett's wisdom in defending the dead. Animation is not naive, but tells all kinds of life with fantastic imagination.
I like to play in the world of origami. I remember folding some frogs when I was a child, and then I tried to fold them into advanced forms and become a frog beast with stronger fighting capacity as a righteous person. Then, fold the flying bird monster out with paper, and try to fold the advanced form as the evil side. Finally, the two sides fought in different terrains and different scenes, weaving a fairy tale that belongs to me.
This is me, the real and natural emptiness.
Some people say that 16 is the flower season, and 17 is the rainy season. But I have always stubbornly believed that 13 years old is the time when the flower season and the rainy season are born together. 13 years old, he refused to come out with one foot for a long time in his childhood dream, but one foot entered the stage of youth. 13 years old, this is the scene.
I can't give up 13 the innocence that accompanied me. A shiny black braid hangs down like a messy straw rope. Smile often hangs on your face, and you don't care about those two little tiger teeth that always want to be exposed. Perhaps this warm smile reminds you of the sunshine in winter, which is warmly scattered in every corner of your heart.
However, I seem to hold the confidence of an adult prematurely. Take writing as an example. In my "writing" career, I never stopped contributing to newspapers. Although many manuscripts have sunk into the sea, I firmly believe that there will always be a miracle next time.
I love poetry, and I have written poems beyond my power. In a composition, I wrote an original poem and the teacher read it. After listening to the monk's words, the whole class was puzzled, some laughed, some were in a daze, and I was still complacent.
Some people say that I'm "crazy and ignorant", but I still "go my own way". Didn't Dante say that? Go your own way and let others talk! If you don't believe in yourself, how can you expect others to believe you?
Perhaps, I won't have Du Fu's ability of "reading thousands of books and writing like a god", but I can have Tao Yuanming's interest of "studying hard, not asking for more knowledge, and forgetting to eat happily every time I understand it".
I like walking with Jane Eyre and savoring the twists and turns of her fate; I also like roaming the island with Gulliver and laughing at those absurd inventions; I prefer to see how Daiyu buried flowers in the Grand View Garden.
I even like to reflect on myself in a quiet corner and talk to my noble heart. Quietly and slowly sort out your messy thoughts. I often do this, but I don't know when it has become a habit.
Some people are surprised by the innocence of my childhood and the profound unity of my adulthood, so I tell you that this is me, a real me.
A real me composition 7 There is a little girl attached to a teacher in a beautiful primary school. She kept her sister's hairstyle, and a row of flowing seawater fell like curtains, covering her curved eyebrows. Her eyes narrowed into a crack when she smiled, and she had a small mouth like a cherry. That is me. Roger.
When it comes to shortcomings, it is cowardice. I remember one time, I was playing at home alone, and suddenly a shadow floated from the balcony. I shouted, "Ah!" I sat on the ground, so I got up slowly and asked, "Who are you?" It didn't answer. I opened the curtain with trembling hands, and it turned out to be a dress! Who is so heartless? Throw the clothes under my window. Don't think I have shortcomings, but I still have advantages! -It's a promise. Once, my sister bought an ice cream, and I wanted to get it. My sister wouldn't give it to me, so I said, "Give me the ice cream and I'll buy you another one later!" " After a few days, I vaguely forgot about it. One day, when I was watching TV at home, I remembered that I bought an identical ice cream with my pocket money and went straight to my sister's house.
This is the real me. After listening to this, friends, do you want to make friends with me? I really want to make friends with you.
A real teacher of my composition 8. As a student, I hope you can really understand me. I should be a real sunshine girl. I am optimistic and cheerful, and all my sadness and pain will be forgotten by me. In the eyes of my classmates, I am always so savage, so pushy, so flamboyant, so strong, so grumpy and so generous.
I admit that I am savage, arrogant and irritable in front of my classmates, but this is not my truest side. Wildness and irritability are forced by the environment. If you are at peace with them, some of them will treat you like air and ignore you. Maybe you will question my words, but these are all things that I have proved with my actions. Publicity is my personality. I don't want to attract others' attention, but this is my unique personality since I was a child. I have thought about what Mr Shao said, and I have also thought about enriching myself with rich knowledge. Although as the saying goes, "a leopard cannot change his spots", I will change it slowly.
In my own opinion, I am the truest in the eyes of teachers. I am a bold girl. I won't hide my love and respect for my favorite teacher. To some extent, my favorite is my Chinese teacher. She has a good attitude, good temperament and relatively rich knowledge. At first, I hated xu teacher in science. After several classes, I suddenly blurted out my resentment because the teacher didn't give me a chance to speak. But on Thursday night, I just expressed my opinion with xu teacher. After several classes, the teacher gave me many opportunities. I thank xu teacher from the bottom of my heart. At the beginning of the semester, I fell in love with Mr. Yu, who taught me English. She is meticulous in her work. After a few classes, I feel more and more serious about the teacher. Watching the teacher explain it to us over and over again, I began to work hard. But a few days ago, my love for Mr. Yu decreased a little. When I walked into the office and walked out with Mr. Yu, I really wanted to take over the thick stack of exercise books in the teacher's hand, but I didn't do so because I was embarrassed. When teacher Yu talked to me with a smile, I was considerate of the teacher, and I couldn't help feeling ashamed that I shouldn't reduce my love for the teacher. For me, I think our head teacher is a good teacher and a good mother. Miss Shao always treats people with a smile. Several times, I got up the courage to tell Miss Shao what I really thought, but several times I chickened out. I want to do as you say, but the environment and society always force us to be arrogant and unreasonable. You said you would give you QQ, but I really want to give it to you, but because my signature was copied from the computer, it is unhealthy, so I dare not give it to you. Mathematics used to be my favorite subject, but the teacher always treated me coldly. In class, all the students next to me have the opportunity to speak. I only speak once or twice a semester. Therefore, I hate math, and I want to shout boldly: "math teacher, I hate you"!
Look, this is me. I am happy from the bottom of my heart as soon as I open my mouth, because every little thing that happens around me can make up a catchy allegro song. If you have an argument with your classmates, it will be settled in less than ten minutes, as if nothing had happened. Because of this, I am happier when I interact with boys and girls. All disputes can stay in my heart for a day at most, but I will regret what I said afterwards. ...
Look, this is me, a strange girl.
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