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Ask a joke: Who said this? English translation is urgently needed (don't use appropriate translation methods, network programs, machines, etc. To be accurate, there will be rewards when you finish)

In the classroom, the teacher asked a question: "Give me freedom or let me die. Who first said this sentence? Please raise your hand if you know. "

After a while, the new student from Japan answered Yamamoto in quite good English: "1Butrick Henry said in 775."

"So, who said' by the people, by the people and for the people'?" "1863, abraham lincoln said."

Exactly. Boys and girls only answered Japanese students' questions, but students who grew up in America couldn't answer them. What a pity! "

"The Japanese killed?" Suddenly there was a strange cry in the classroom.

"who! Who said that! " The female teacher's face was red with anger.

Yamamoto immediately replied: "1945, President Truman said."

This time someone whispered, "This is disgusting ..."

The female teacher listened to "well, who said that!" ? "

"199 1 year, George Bush said when he met with the Japanese Prime Minister." Yamamoto's answer.

Another student slapped the table and laughed: "Yeah! You are really energetic. " "1997, Bill Clinton said to Lensky."

The whole class was in chaos, and some students shouted at Yamamoto, you scum, if you dare to speak again, I will kill you. ""200 1 year, Gary condit said to Mikania micrantha of Barclays. (Note: Lai Weixing is an intern student at the White House, 200 1 Washington Years Murder. His ex-boyfriend, condit, a Democrat, was surrounded by female teachers and students who collapsed on the ground on suspicion of resisting arrest.

A student said, "Damn it, we are in big trouble this time." "In 2002, arthur anderson said." Yamamoto immediately replied. (Note: Andersen Certified Public Accountants, one of the top five accounting firms in the United States, went bankrupt in 2002 due to the Enron scandal)

I must have translated it myself, excluding Google's grammatical mistakes. Please accept it! ! Urgent need for wealth value, thank you!