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What's the experience of having an idiot boyfriend?
Relatively speaking, my boyfriend is not a skinny boy, but he has a good figure, with a height of 1 m 8 1 and a weight of only 130 kg, while I am the opposite. Although I only have more than 1 m 6, I am also 130 kg.
So every time I eat with him, I always eat less unconsciously. At this time, my idiot boyfriend often involuntarily tells some interesting books he has read and some uncle jokes that belong to him. I slowly enrich myself while listening and laughing.
My male ticket also often plays tricks on my dog, buys a lot of headdresses such as sharks, seals and giraffes, and slowly climbs up to my dog. If you can scare the dog, it will be very happy, just like a child who has not grown up yet.
Once I took my dog down for a walk and heard barking at the bottom upstairs. I thought my dog was challenging others. I opened the window and looked down. It turned out that he tied the dog to the street lamp and was secretly eating watermelon.
At that time, because his face was allergic, the doctor wouldn't let him eat sugar. Later, he came to me. I was afraid that he would be disfigured and wouldn't even eat fructose. I try not to let him eat too sweet fruit. That's great. I used walking my dog as an excuse and finally ate watermelon secretly.
Although the boyfriend is stupid, there will be infinite happiness in life. Imagine that no matter what you do, there is always someone around you who always makes you happy. This kind of life is really a fantastic life.
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