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What intimate behaviors can couples do?

What intimate behaviors can couples do?

What intimate behaviors can couples do? Whether you are a newlywed or a long-time couple, two people have been together for a long time. , it seems that the feelings will slowly fade away. When life is eroded by firewood, rice, oil and salt, never forget those exclusive romantic gestures between couples! Here’s a look at some intimate things couples can do. What intimate behaviors can couples do 1

1. You love to crawl into his arms like a puppy

When your boyfriend is concentrating on scrolling on his phone, your lovely girlfriend will Like a puppy, she slowly crawled into his arms. It's like using body language to express: Stop looking at the phone, come and hug me! Just look at me!

2. When quarreling, he always pulls you into his arms first, so that Calm down your anger

When two people get along, there will always be time for friction and quarrels. But no matter whose fault it is, he always gently pulls you into his arms. Hug each other, feel each other's warmth, remember how much you love each other, and you can't be angry anymore.

3. Help my dear wipe off the rice and eat it yourself

This little fool always has food all over his face when eating. . At this time, his girlfriend reached out her hand, gently wiped off the rice particles for him, and then put it in his mouth to eat. This most natural little thing will make boys feel very warm.

4. The sweet little gesture of getting on the escalator

You hold hands all the time and walk side by side. After getting on the escalator, the two of you have to stand back and forth and separate for a while. But in these brief tens of seconds, you will turn your head and look at him blankly, and he will rest his head on your shoulder, or give you a surprise kiss. What intimate behaviors can couples do 2

1. Burping and farting without concealment in front of each other

Most couples pay great attention to themselves when they first get together. image. But over time, they felt each other's love and felt that the other party would not dislike them because of these small things. So they won't care about these things, and will even fart on purpose to smoke each other. If a couple can do this, it must be true love.

2. Kiss and hug when you get up in the morning without washing up

As we all know, many people will never see anyone without washing their faces and brushing their teeth in the morning. However, this is not the case for couples in love. They don't care what the other person is like, and are willing to show their truest side to each other, and accept everything about the other person in their hearts

3. Kiss each other's stinky feet

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Most people are resistant to contact with outsiders’ feet or other body parts. But it's different between lovers. Couples who truly love each other regard each other as the closest person to them, and of course they won't dislike them. Many couples will kiss each other's hands or even feet because they think it is a normal thing. What kind of intimate behaviors can couples do 3

1. Don’t hold on to the armrest on the bus, just put your arms around his waist and lean into his arms.

2. Give each other a solid hug when they meet for the first time after each farewell. If you're in public, let him kiss you quietly on the face, or on the mouth if no one is around.

3. Stay at home and ask him to bring you food. You can lie on his lap or let him lean on your arms.

4. Develop management regulations for two people, agreeing that it is okay to have a cold war when angry, but it cannot exceed 3 minutes.

5. Encourage him when he is frustrated and uncomfortable. The words of encouragement should not be casual, but should be targeted.

6. Use code words to say something that only two people can understand.

7. When you want to hug, tell him that he must be satisfied. If not, he must make it happen next time he meets.

8. Give each other cute nicknames. You can joke about it in normal times, and you can laugh at any time when you are together.

9. Secretly buy back things that he wants to buy but is reluctant to buy.

10. Always use the same style of toothbrushes, towels and cups in different colors, and only use one quilt to cover them.

11. Bring each other a gift every time you go out alone, even if it is a leaf or a stone.

12. When he is sick, sit with him on the bed, feed him medicine, accompany him for injections, peel fruit for him, and tell him jokes.

13. When two people are surfing the Internet in the same room, talk to him online.

14. Help him wipe his hair and blow dry it.

15. Live abroad together for a period of time.

16. Memorize each other’s passwords, but keep some private space with each other.

17. Set aside some money every month and save it as a luxury fund. If anyone has any extravagant wishes, the two of them will discuss using the money to complete it.

18. Stand in front of the mirror and brush your teeth together.

19. Stand on the edge of the railing and enjoy the tenderness of him holding you from behind.

20. No matter how outsiders question each other, the two people always stand on the same side and have the same heart.

21. Be the first to tell him good or bad news.

22. Driving to a far away place together, asking passers-by for directions hand in hand, and taking photos of all the beautiful scenery along the way.

23. Wash his hair and massage his shoulders.

24. When you have time, make home furnishings together and hang your own paintings on the wall.

25. Always sit next to him when driving, touch his hand when he puts it on the gear, and call him baby/husband when the light is red.

26. Buy a small table that can be placed on the bed. When you don’t want to get up, you can surf the Internet, eat, and play chess in bed.

27. Make a vow to travel together, and you must travel outside the province at least once before getting married.

28. Cook food for him. No matter if it tastes good or not, he should eat it at least once.

29. Buy all his socks, underwear, ties, and shirts to make sure they are comfortable, well-fitting, and beautiful.

30. Help him organize his boxes or wardrobe when he goes on a business trip.

31. Praise him in front of outsiders.

32. Every time he cooks, you eat with great interest and then ask to wash the dishes.

33. Eat hot pot at home in winter.

34. Swim, exercise, play ball, etc. together.

35. Want a comfortable room with sunlight, bookcases, computer, carpet, hot tea and a beautiful wardrobe.

36. Be someone who can give him advice on work, discuss things calmly, and often impress him.

37. Don’t disturb him when he is working, make him tea and give him snacks.

38. No matter how late it is when you come back from overtime work, wait for him to go to bed with you.

39. Take photos of your photos from time to time and cover them wherever possible.

40. If the elderly are willing, bring the elderly from both sides together during the Chinese New Year.

41. If the other person goes out with friends and you can't go with them, you should wait for the other person to come back without complaining.

42. Fill the room with photos of two people. If possible, hang the photos in a heart shape on the wall.

43. There are always fresh fruits at home. After they are washed and placed on the table, they can be taken and eaten at any time.

44. When he gets off work, he suddenly appears at the door of his unit, often thinking of surprising him.

45. No matter where you go, always think about the other person’s parents, brothers and sisters and bring them gifts. When buying gifts for your parents, say it was their idea.

46. Choose the colors of bed sheets and curtains together, as well as every piece of furniture in the home, and personally go to the site to supervise the decoration.

47. He covers your ears when you set off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year.

48. Throw a note on a tree with blessings for your love.

49. Walking hand in hand in the snow, covering each other’s hands with the white breath.

50. Buy a professional set of camping equipment and use it at least once.

51. Remind each other to drink water every morning.

52. When sitting on the sofa together, watch TV and fold the laundry, and then remember to praise each other for the fruits of their labor.

53. Kiss him when you wake up at night and go back to sleep.

54. Don’t feel bad about spending money at the book market. Encourage the other person to read more books when they have time.

55. Discuss everything with each other, but respect each other’s choices and support them unconditionally.

56. Spend every birthday together, try to be with your parents, if not, at least call them.

57. Be happy every time you meet, and be happy every time you say goodbye. Don’t be too sad.

58. There is a small board hanging on the back of the door, and I leave messages for each other every day. Say you love him, or say you're sorry.

59. Say thank you occasionally.

60. Have a good relationship with each other’s friends, often go on dates or go out together, and spend weekends together when you have children.

61. Take the initiative to consider the other person’s family and say what the other person wants to say but is hesitant to say.

62. Know the other person’s wishes, and if something unexpected happens, do your best to fulfill it for the other person.

63. Practice calligraphy often and be able to write the other person’s name beautifully.

64. Find different ways to travel, such as cycling, boating, horseback riding or even a hot air balloon.

65. Try every new museum, amusement park, and memorial hall.

66. Listen carefully to what he says and don’t be too smart.

67. If he comes home drunk, please believe that if you are a little unhappy, it all comes from feeling distressed, but you will still take care of him patiently.

68. No matter how busy or tired you are, when someone comes to visit, you should see that the room is clean, tidy and fresh, and that there is enough food.

69. Maintain his body, plan his daily habits, and help him live healthier and healthier.

70. Change the layout of the room from time to time, as well as your own image and some of your habits, so that he will never get bored and every day will be full of freshness.

71. When his friends come to see him, take the initiative to go out with his friends or go out with your own friends. Call him before you come back. If they are still there, you don’t mind them staying the night. , prepare meals for them.

72. Make good use of every 7-day holiday and annual leave to accompany each other to realize their dreams.

73. Buy a couple outfit every season, and the clothes of both of you should match every time you go out.

74. Keep a pot of flowers and remind each other to water it and give it sunshine.

75. If he likes you with long hair, then have long hair. If he likes you with short hair, then have short hair. If he likes you with perm, then have perm. If he likes you with brown hair, then have brown hair.

76. Practice a few duet songs, which will be the envy of everyone in KTV.

77. Remember all the things he likes and dislikes, work together to overcome picky eating, and feed each other nutritious things that he doesn’t like to eat.

78. Don’t worry about who gives in first after an argument.

79. Only use an umbrella when it rains.

80. Post this list on the wall, tick the box behind each one you complete, and leave no regrets on the road to love.

Is there any sweet way for you to get along with each other?

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