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I stood at the door and said, then I'm leaving. Dad clenched his fist and said, just pretend I never raised you! Mom is excited: but remember, don't come back when you leave! I roared: Bullshit! I won't leave school today, and my tuition is in vain!

As a leader, I never dare to talk more. Xiao Li, a subordinate, came to my house to play last month. I casually said: "There is no air conditioning at home, and it is hot, so I smiled." The next day, Xiao Li decorated five air conditioners for me! Last week, I saw Lao Zhang having lunch in the office. It's fried fish I said casually, "Oh, it smells good." That night. Lao Zhang gave me a box of fresh fish. Yesterday, I met Xiao Wang and his daughter-in-law shopping. I casually praised two sentences: "Oh, Xiao Wang, your daughter-in-law is so beautiful!" "That night, I was at home and suddenly heard someone knocking at the door. When I opened the door, Xiao Wang's daughter-in-law stood at the door and saw me smiling: "Leader, Xiao Wang said that my sister-in-law is not at home, let me accompany you! "

Go to buy watermelon with my daughter-in-law. Selling watermelons is not cheap. Me: It's still the watermelon. Why do you sell one and a half when everyone else sells one? He: He is also a daughter-in-law. How come everyone's 100 Jin is yours 150? Me: You wait for me to calm down for a while.