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Turn over the paragraph: how to reduce the sentence to innocence?

Turn over the paragraph: how to reduce the sentence to innocence?

Someone broke into the house and just entered the room, the hostess came back. He hid under the bed, but he was still found, so he violently resisted arrest and fled and was caught. This situation should be classified as burglary according to law, and the sentence should be at least ten years.

Later, I found a law student and told him about the conviction and sentencing of theft, robbery and rape respectively. As a result, he changed his confession and said that he wanted to rape at that time. Finally, he was tried for three years for attempted rape because rape had nothing to do with not entering the house.

Later, the boy found a doctor of criminal law, and the doctor told him that you should say so. When you want to rape, you find the woman extremely ugly and run away. Finally, you can consider that you are a discontinuer of rape, and you can be exempted from criminal punishment because you have not caused harmful consequences.

Later, he found a postdoctoral fellow in criminal law, and the postdoctoral fellow taught him to say this: He took a fancy to the man and wanted to rape him, but he didn't expect the woman to come back first. Because the criminal law does not stipulate that raping a man is a crime, the boy was acquitted in the second instance.