A misspelled joke

Homophonic joke: once there was a meeting in the village, because of the homonym, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.

One day, Xiao Wu visited Chen Xiao's house and happened to meet Xiao Chen. He was furious because his son had written wrong words in the copybook. So Xiao Wu quickly persuaded Xiao Chen to say, "It's always inevitable for children to write wrong words. Why are you so angry? " Xiao Chen told Xiao Wu, "He always writes his ancestors as inferior ancestors. Do you think I am angry? " ?

Write jokes with different characters

When a person writes carelessly, every word he writes.

One day, because my wife and brother were ill, I wanted to send a book greeting, but I was afraid to write another word. I asked the scholar in the village, "How to write uncle's handwriting?" 」

The scholar replied, "All the time, one day." "(old, short for uncle. )

The man wrote the word "Dan" under the word "day". Ask again, "How do you write eggplant? 」

The scholar replied, "Add a word to the cursive prefix." 」

This person mistakenly thought it was someone else's house and wrote the word "Meng". Ask again, "How to write the word eye?" 」

The scholar replied, "Next to the word eye, add a root word. 」

This man thinks "The Forest of Trees" is a big book.

If you send a letter to a big burden, don't eat it. If you eat it, I'm afraid it will hurt the roots of Da Dan.

Answer supplement

The greatest pinyin typist in history

Gabby: You howl.

MM: You cried. Where were you killed or injured?

I surf the internet. What about you?

MM: I'm also in Wang Bali.

Where are you from?

I'm from Ghost Island.

Oh, I come from a cave.

Do you like men or women?

Gabby: Of course it's hard for me to have a baby. You must be a woman.

Yes

Are you moldy?

MM: Not bad. People say I'm a great misfortune. Are you old?

Gabby: Not bad. Many people say that I am a big loser.

Really, how much pity should we have?

Good duck, what's the number of your lean chicken? I don't know when to talk about persimmons next time.

MM: Don't use lean chicken. It's so expensive to chat with thin chicken. Just use your QQ.

You are so cute. I really want to rape you

MM: Take your time. Even though they are far apart, there are chickens in the eggs.