Funny copywriting that laughs at pigs.

1. Making people pay back their money is like having a crush on 1. You always feel embarrassed to say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes a confession like 1 Maybe you don't even have friends.

As the saying goes, eat more pig brains.

When I was a child, I saw my father working hard, so I made up my mind that I would never work when I grew up.

As long as the courier is on the way, I feel there is still a little hope in this life.

There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time, so don't worry. If you think about it later, you won't remember.

6. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill. So my mother taught me to eat. ...

7. In fact, no one is really cold, but it is not you who is warm.

8. Girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck. To tell the truth, if a girl has been unlucky, I don't know how she can laugh.

9. Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

10. After paying the salary, if you are arrogant for a week, you will save up for a week and expect a week. This month will be over!

1 1. I woke up and found that I seemed to have grown taller. Later I learned that the quilt cover was horizontal.

12. Life is not only the present, but also the poems you will never finish reading and the distant places you can't reach.

13. Only by eating a little properly can you lose weight.

14. When you like a person, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like it, it will be replaced with the original picture every second.

15. "Come out and watch a movie." "I'm not familiar with you!" "In such a hot day, it will be cooked in a few minutes!"

16. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

17. Eat more bitterness when you are young and get used to it when you are old.

18. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

19. When I was a child, I was poor, but I was happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

20. The boudoir quarreled with her boyfriend and gave me the fruit she bought for her boyfriend. I said, "Don't leave some for my boyfriend?" She said, "Give it to the beast, not to him!" "

2 1. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. As long as you get through the beginning, you will find it difficult in the middle and even more difficult in the end.

22. Two drunks were driving at a gallop. A: "Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. " B: "What? Aren't you driving? "

23. The ugly duckling can become a swan not because it works hard, but because its parents are swans.

24. I am on a business trip with my leader. High-speed railway station met an overseas student from Africa and asked my leader: How can I get to the airport? My leader held back for a long time, looked at me awkwardly and said that my English was not very good. I was stupefied at that time, and said weakly, Boss, you were asked from China. ...

25. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

26. Driving school coach: If the red light doesn't go, the green light won't go. Why? No color you like?

27. When I was a child, I thought that life was: all the best, more than a year. When I grow up, I find that life is: everything happens unexpectedly, and there is more than one year, and there is less than one year.