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Who can give me some stories about Nadal's youth?

Rafa was born in Mallorca, Spain, with a happy family of four. His father Sebastion, his mother Ana Maria and his four-year-old sister Maria Isabel. His uncle Miguel Angel Nadal is the defense general of Spain's national football team and Barcelona team, and another uncle Toni Nadal used to be the tennis coach of the club and is now Rafa's coach!

Another person is indispensable to Rafa's life, that is Spanish tennis player carlos moya, who always calls him Moyini in a coquettish way, and Rafa says he is an idol, a friend and a relative!

Rafa's childhood:

Rafa was born in a sports family, and his inheritance gave him incredible physical fitness and athletic talent, and his uncles' love also gave him sufficient material resources. As a child, Rafa, like many Spanish children, liked football better than tennis. He was often led by his uncle into the home of Barcelona to attend the opening ceremony of the game. It is reasonable to say that he may become a football star far more than a tennis player, but things are really wonderful. At the age of seven, Rafa accidentally watched a junior Davis Cup final. From then on, carlos moya, a Spanish who is ten years older than him, became his idol and became his motivation to practice tennis. Hehe, Spain lost a football player and gained a tennis genius in such a game. Rafa's physical fitness and indomitable spirit have made his tennis skills advance by leaps and bounds, and soon nine-year-old Rafa has played invincible in Mallorca (the same age group). This time, the star uncle made a mistake: should rafal continue to play tennis? Does he have this talent? Unable to make up his mind, he asked his friend moya for help. At that time, the young moya had only played a few balls with Rafa and said a decisive sentence: play tennis! Your nephew is a genius! After that, moya personally hired a French coach for Rafa as a general training; Then, based on Rafa's physical condition, he set a development direction for him and personally went to teach during the interval when he came home from each game. From then on, afa followed moya's little tail wherever she went, and moya, who was still a child, had no choice but to play the role of father. At the same time, moya took advantage of her professional convenience to take Rafa to various online schools to learn lessons, to bring him to many famous coaches for guidance, and to make him a friend who is also a tennis star as a sparring partner. Before Rafa officially entered the professional world, she had already tried a lot of top 1, and the tricks with the masters benefited Rafa a lot. Especially from the end of 1999 to the end of 21, because moya's recovery from injury was not satisfactory, there was plenty of time at his disposal, so Rafa began to live in moya's home for guidance. It was during this period that Rafa inherited many unique skills from his master and made great progress in his skills and tactics. In 23, moya won many wild cards for him on the condition that he entered the competition, which gave Rafa the opportunity to appear in high-level competitions for tempering. Moya is more like a real coach of Rafa in the tour. He makes strategic analysis for Rafa before the game and gives advice to his opponents without reservation. Everyone in the international tennis world knows that moya has a good temper, but don't bully his apprentice, and don't try to slander moya in front of Rafa, or you will be beaten black and blue by this boy. So far, the question that journalists must ask when interviewing Rafa is who is the most important person in your career and life? who is your idol? The answers are the same: carlos moya, for me, he is god.

Rafa's life:

Strange Rafa--- About "left-handed":

Although Rafa plays with his left hand, he is not a left-handed. In life, Rafa writes with his right hand, eats with his right hand and dresses with his right hand, but he gives the most important thing in life-tennis to his left hand!

Rafa's uncle Toni played a decisive role in playing with his left hand. Toni thought that if Rafa held the racket with his left hand, his strong right arm would help improve the level of backhand, so Toni taught Rafa to serve with his left hand and play forehand!

Lovely Rafa--- about PS games:

You can't see too many books in Rafa's narrow room. Apart from trophies and prize plates, the most collected ones are game CDs. In an interview, Rafa said: If I had 1 euros, I would use it to buy computer game CDs. Perhaps you can't imagine that Rafa doesn't have much money at his disposal.

Monaco, a player from Argentina, is a good friend of Rafa. Every time they participate in the same competition, they will sit down and play the football game on PLAY STATION. Monaco said: We played like crazy, as if the game was a matter of life and death! Monaco always chooses Inter Milan, while Rafa originally liked Manchester United and then switched to his favorite Real Madrid, but neither Ruud van Nistelrooy nor Raul can break through the Italian-style solid defense in the game world!

Maybe Monaco can't win Rafa on the tennis court, but in the game world, Monaco always wins. The last time Rafa won Monaco was before the Monte Carlo Masters and Roches match this year. Monaco said that of course he didn't want to play any more, but Rafa insisted on playing another game, and finally Rafa narrowly won 3-2 because he tried his best to score the key winning goal. "He was screaming with excitement, just like crazy. Compared with me, he always lost, and once he was so angry that he broke his handle!" Monaco laughed with pride at this!

childish Rafa--- on the ranking of seeds before the French Open:

Rafa's good friend Monaco made a bet that he would show up as the previous No.8 seed in Roland Galos, but Rafa insisted that it was "impossible", and the bet was a big meal!

On the day of winning the championship in Barcelona, Spain (after winning the championship, Rafa ranked seventh in the world), Monaco immediately sent a text message: "Haha, boy, are you ready for the money?" The reply he received was: "You want to die!"

frank Rafa--- most journalists have a headache about the news conference featuring English

Rafa. His English was stuttering, but when he got excited, he blurted out Spanish.

"I will work hard on English whenever I have time." In Miami, he said through an interpreter, "But I think you won't hear me talking in English until next year."

But in Monte Carlo, Rafa's confidence in his English level dropped again. "Do you think I am making progress?" He smiled at the audience, and the reporters were cautiously silent.

"I never study English deliberately, but I have a press conference every day, which is the best opportunity to exercise. Talk in English? Well, I think it will be five years later. "

In Roland Galos, Rafa even threatened reporters: "Don't laugh at my English, or I won't talk!"

Rafa in their eyes:

"At the age of 14, no one laughed at him as a child, because on the court, Rafa has shown all the qualities that an athlete should have: aggressiveness, confidence and arrogance. For all the people who fought with him, Rafa didn't try to beat them, but beat them completely. "-Father Sebastian

" We told him that he had to finish his studies, although he might graduate later than other children. His career started too early, which is bound to conflict with his studies. Although we think it's bad for him, we can't help it. Think about it, you can't get him to go to school just after a game. We have done our best to lay the foundation for him, and now it's up to him to live by himself. "-Mother Maria

" I've known Nadal since he was 1 years old, and as time flies, he has left a deeper impression on me. "-Moya

" It's a close game, but I miss myself. I want to give him all the praise. He is an amazing young man and an excellent player. "-Federer

" I think he can be one of the best clay players in the world. There is no doubt that he will have a very, very bright future. He is a very good competitive player. "-Roddick

" He is from hell! " -Hewitt

"What's the matter? There are so many excellent players in this country. Moya, Ferrero and Costa are all French Open champions, but no one talks about them. Now all you hear is Nadal! Nadal! Nadal! " -safin

"You will enjoy Nadal's tennis!" -Spanish tennis pioneer Manolo Santana

"He has won all clay games, he has defeated any opponent, and he will definitely achieve good results in the French Open!" -Kurt Teng

"We can clearly see the' evolution' of modern athletes from Nadal. They are getting stronger, bigger, stronger, faster and more explosive."-Agassi

"I thought he would give up the game sooner or later, but Nadal kept on playing. Today's defeat is certainly disappointing, but losing to a great player in a great game gives me a little comfort. "-Corea

" Maybe he won't win the French Open this year, maybe not next year, but he will eventually become the French Open champion. "-Must

" I first heard about him two years ago, when he beat Moya. Over the past two years, we have watched him grow and become mature. "---------Corell

" He is a warrior. He is ready and ready to score every point. If he is in good health, it will take a lot of effort to beat him. He is smart and has a strong will. Whenever the game draws to a close, he will become more brave. " -puerta

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1. Once he played with a Japanese kid, his coach found that rafa on the field looked listless, and in order to arouse his fighting spirit, he coaxed him into saying, "Do you know that the Japanese slaughtered dolphins!" Rafa, who loves animals and the ocean, immediately got excited and won all the games behind him.

2. Once, 7-year-old rafa competed with a 12-year-old child. He was scared before he went on stage. In order to make him relax, Uncle toni lied to him and said, "If the situation is really complicated, I'll let it rain to stop the game, and then we'll sneak home and pretend nothing happened." Rafa believed that he really played. Only played five innings, at 2: 3, it began to rain heavily. When sheltering from the rain, rafa looked around to make sure there was no one around, and said to Toni, "I think you can stop the rain, and I may win. (He lost the game)

3. Another time, in 23, when he was playing in a qualifier in Paris, someone saw rafa wolfing down the free chocolate provided by the tournament before the game and told Uncle toni. Uncle toni said, "You don't have to remind him. Let him eat. He had a cramp in his stomach and lost the game, so he won't make such a mistake in the future "... (considering his meticulous preparation procedure before the game, he made rapid progress in five years)

Some of the stories made up by Uncle p>toni are very bizarre, but rafa will accept them 1% according to the order. For example, he told rafa that he was a big star in Serie A and nicknamed nadali. Later, he saw a big banner in the stands of fans saying, "nadali, we miss you. . 。” I can't see the end clearly. But he thought the fans were very supportive and encouraged. As a result, I saw the end of the banner when I left the game. In fact, the whole banner said "nadali, we want you to die". . . Coupled with various injuries, the spirit and body were devastated, so I had to retire and return to Maiocca. He also asked the owner of Barcelona to greet himself in front of rafa and said, "old buddy, nadali, are you okay?" Do you still play football now? " Rafa always thought that Uncle toni was better than his Uncle Beast who played as a defender in Barcelona.

On another occasion, they watched the replay of Rendell's game, which Rendell retired midway. Toni knows it's a replay, but rafa doesn't. So near the end of Rendell's retirement, toni said, "If this guy doesn't play well, I'll let him retire." Rafa was surprised and said, "No, you let him finish the game". Toni insisted, "no, no, no, I want him to quit." As a result, Rendell really retired, and rafa paid more respect to his uncle's magic. . . .

Uncle p>toni is really funny, and they are the elders of the whole family. They all cooperate with his lies, and rafa won't be suspicious at all.

at that time, I saw that I was laughing away, so I was deeply impressed. There are actually many heroic deeds about Serie A star nadali, and it is estimated that the uncles and nephews have talked about them for many years. And because it has been confirmed by many elders and friends, rafa has no doubt about its authenticity. Their family often plays football games on different sides. When picking people on different sides, rafa always chooses toni first, instead of Barcelona's uncle, because he always thinks toni is better. Another time, toni lied to rafa. They drove the family out for an outing, which was a long way. Toni went out on her bike alone. As soon as he rode out of rafa's sight, he secretly drove himself to his destination and hid in the dark. Rafa, as soon as they got off the bus, they saw toni and arrived almost at the same time panting by bike. So rafa has always believed that his uncle can win the Tour de France.

I don't know why his family is so funny. Maybe because rafa is the first child in his family and the only toy for adults. Anyway, rafa trusted and worshipped Uncle toni unconditionally and wholeheartedly when he was a child. Toni later said that rafa has grown up and can think and make decisions by himself. I found it funny, rafa.