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I'll give you some examples, you can choose. I suggest that you don't use it directly, and some places will change according to the situation.

Example 1:

Time: in the evening, after school.

Location: In the class classroom.

Curtain opening:

[Gently sounded the melody "We are the successors of capitalism ...";

[Zhao Xuan, Zhou Jie and Yu Xing are cleaning the classroom;

[At this moment, someone shouted, "Sister Zhou, Miss Shen is waiting for you in the office ...".

Zhou Jie: "Zhao Xuan, pull up the tables and chairs! Yuhang, clean the blackboard! I'll go out first. "

[Zhou Jie said as he walked out of the classroom. ...

Yu Xing: "Zhao Xuan, as soon as you see Zhou Jie as monitor, tell me what to do."

Zhao Xuan: "What's strange about girls pointing? My mother led my father to the bottom of the bed two days ago. "

Yu Xing: "Why?"

Zhao Xuan: "My mother and I played checkers and the bullet got under the bed. If my father doesn't answer, will I? "

Yu Xing: "Hey, my father didn't salute my mother. Everything is the same as he used to be in the army."

Zhao Xuan: What do you mean?

Yu Xing: "My dad said that all actions should be directed and subordinates should obey their superiors. Mom is my father's superior, and I am my mother's superior. "

Zhao Xuan: "If your mother is not at home, will your father surpass him?"

Yuxing: "Dad should take the lead, and there is a pin at the end of the pipe. I won't buy it. "

Zhao Xuan: "You can't do that. Didn't your mother remind you that a good' son' doesn't suffer immediate losses? . "

Yu Xing: "At most, my father won't let me watch TV with him-the NBA basketball game in Yao Ming."

Zhao Xuan: "This skill is quite powerful. Now you should be honest. "

Yu Xing: "No, I'll pull the wire. If you don't look, no one will look. "

Zhao Xuan: "I dare not do that. In addition to the faucet at home, it is easy to touch without an electric plug and a gas stove. "

Yu Xing: "I really didn't expect Zhao Xuan to be a good boy at home! ? "

Zhao Xuan: "What, in order to grab the computer from my mother, I unplugged the wire and kept my mother busy for a long time."

Yu Xing: "Now, the lower level will ask the higher level to suffer."

Zhao Xuan: "In my grandmother's words, the baby is really pitiful. Three feet break two, one foot keeps breaking, and the middle is cracked. "

Yuxing: "It seems that if you want to make trouble in the future, you must hide the ruler and clothes rack at home first."

Zhao Xuan: "Don't pretend to be smart. It hurts just as much to pull up with the bottom of slippers. "

Yu Xing: "It's been a bit rough recently. This time, the squad leader was elected, with four votes for Zhou Jie and three votes for you and me. "

Zhao Xuan: "Will it be lin li that didn't choose us?"

Yu Xing: "Who told you to put a fart bug in the pencil case last time, which made her cry?"

Zhao Xuan: "I warn you again, don't call it a fart bug. This is Mr. Lu Xun's favorite Mylabris when he was a child. My uncle was on a business trip in Shaoxing, and specially asked others to catch it in the' Herb Garden'. "

Yu Xing: "According to your meaning, fart bugs are rare animals!" "

Zhao Xuan: "Even kindergarten children know that eggs are eggs and duck eggs are duck eggs. You can't shout "balls" anymore. You are already in the third grade, and you are still a fart bug. "

Yuxing: "No wonder, this mid-term exam, Mr. Shen exempted you from the Chinese exam."

Zhao Xuan: "Besides, this' Mylabris' was put in my own pencil case. It was quiet and didn't disturb her lin li. In addition, I specially posted a note on the pencil box,' Don't open this box without my consent, so as not to affect my study'. "

Yuxing: "There is no silver here for 320." To tell the truth, because of this note, it is worse than a billboard. Almost all the boys in the class quietly opened it. However, lin li will definitely choose you this time. "

Zhao Xuan: "Don't talk nonsense!"

Yu Xing: "Do you think I didn't see it? During the break yesterday, Black Charcoal, a fifth-grade student, pulled her pigtails. You rush over and push him against the wall with your shoulder blades. "

Zhao Xuan: "Li Wei didn't choose me? However, I will never blame him. "

Yu Xing: "Why?"

Zhao Xuan: "The day before yesterday, when I was running in physical education class, Li Wei and I were in the same group. He discussed with me and asked me to slow down and spend more time with him. "

Yu Xing: "This' Xiao Pang' really needs to sympathize with him."

Zhao Xuan: "I can't be any slower. If Mr. Zhu is not here, I will wait for him in the way that the rabbit dozes off in the' Tortoise and Rabbit Race'. "

Yu Xing: "Can't we help him except eating braised pork and soy sauce eggs for lunch?"

Zhao Xuan: "There is always a way. I will go to ask Teacher Zhu for advice tomorrow. "

Yu Xing: "You must propose the single tug-of-war competition in the grade group again. We have been here once in Grade One, twice in Grade Two and once in Grade Three, and we have done it three times. My dad has been making fun of me and asked me to suggest that the PE teacher set up a' sumo' interest class. "

Zhao Xuan: "I know that several other classes in Grade Three are called' Pangpang' Ambassador of Li Wei behind their backs. However, this time I suggest jogging. "

Yu Xing: "It won't be the way grandparents run, will it?"

Zhao Xuan: "Of course not. This kind of' jogging' I'm talking about is like a bicycle' slow riding' race to see who can hold the screen for a long time. Doesn't necessarily mean that Li Weilian doesn't have this endurance? "

Yu Xing: "Do you want to run like this?"

[Two people laugh happily, one is like "space walk" and the other is like "slow motion" in the movie. ...

[Zhou Jie comes in. ...

Zhou Jie: "Zhao Xuan, haven't you brought the desk and chair together?" You forgot that last time Mr. Shen said that you played football during recess. "

Zhao Xuan: "I never understood. How can the teacher see the football on the playground behind? Is it an X-ray? "

Zhou Jie: "Who told you that the desks and chairs were not aligned? The last row is 30 cm oblique, and a pair of big feet are placed outside the sneakers to enjoy the cool. Can't you see it on the podium? "

Yu Xing: "So you put a poisonous gas like rotten eggs in the classroom." ......

Example 2.

Characters: father, mother, children, gangster A, gangster B, victim.

Story background: In a family where parents are not doing their duty, a misguided child has embarked on a criminal road. Parents regret the lack of understanding and communication between parents and children. Will they regret it? Will you live a happy life again?

Mom and dad are at home, quarreling about their children's problems.

Father: Children don't study well outside, and their academic performance is the lowest. The teacher keeps calling to complain, and you don't care! !

Mother: Who cares? Isn't this child yours? You play cards and gamble outside all day! !

Father: You still talk about me? You don't go to the ballroom every day, even the children take them to such a smoky place.

Mother: since you say so, that's good! You take care of that child. You take him to the casino every day and let him learn to gamble! !

Father: What do you mean, do you want your children to be bad or not? You are a woman who should take care of children at home and go out to play every day. Are you a bit like mom?

Mother: I didn't? How dare you say it? I can't live this life!

Father: But that's all! !

(Say, my dad smashed the computer. )

(The two men ran out as soon as they tossed their heads, and the room was already in chaos and darkness. )

Child: I'm back. Where is he? Why isn't the light on? Why is it so dark? (Children light candles) Why is home like this? My computer ... Who did this? It must be those two irresponsible guys. Why do I have such parents?

(Cell phone ringing)

Gangster A: Yao Di comes out to play, and our brothers go out to drink! !

Child: My computer was smashed and it was a mess. Those two must have done it. I hate them, even my favorite computer!

Gangster a: don't try to pull, our brother will accompany you! !

Child: Let's be brothers. Ok, pull it now!

Gangster A: See you at the usual place in ten minutes! !

Child: I see. I am in a good mood today. My treat! !

Gangster A: Good brothers! !

(at the bar)

Gangster A: What's the matter with your family? Someone broke it. How did it happen?

Child: Those two people smashed it. They used to throw my clothes at me, but now they throw them at my computer. Who are you?

Gangster B: Never mind such parents, learn from me and get rid of them! !

Child: I want to, but I won't have money!

Gangster b: I'm afraid there are brothers here, so you can live with us!

Child: Brothers are loyal ~ ~

Gangster A: Fuck, I'm not drunk today! !

Child: Drink ~ ~ ~

(The three of them drank until after 3 o'clock in the morning, and the three of them walked on the road drunk. )

Gangster a: I'm not drunk. Let's have another drink. I can still drink ~ ~

Child: Drink again, drink, drink ~ ~ ~

In the dark, a man is walking home in a hurry. In desperation, he knocked gangster A to the ground.

Gangster a: who, don't pull, dare to hit me !

Victims; I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, are you okay ~ ~

Gangster B: You seem to be dying. Your eyes are not long!

Victim: It's so late now, and I'm in a hurry. It was an accident!

Gangster A: If an apology helps, what do you need the police for?

Gangster B: Yao Di, come on, this boy is dying, teach him a lesson! !

Child: That's not good!

Gangster A: What are you afraid of? He did something wrong. We protect ourselves! !

Gangster b; Let's go !

(Three men beat him up, and Xiao Yao picked up a brick on the ground and threw it at the man's head, bleeding profusely on the spot. )

Gangster a; Something's wrong, run! !

Gangster B: Xiaoyao, you are pulling too hard. Run! !

Child: I took it out on him. I'm finished. Run! !

That man has shed too much blood. Although the rescue was timely, the three people could not escape the sanctions. )

Judge: Because Li Xiaoyao and others intentionally hurt others, our court decided to sentence three people! ! Because three people are minors, their sentences can be reduced. Li Xiaoyao was the mastermind and sentenced him to eight months in a detention center. If he behaves well, the detention time can be reduced, and the other two people can be detained for 4 months! !

A lamp shone on Xiao Yao in the dark. He looked up at the sky, bowed his head after hearing the verdict, and completely lost confidence in life.

A week later, the parents also knew about it and went to the detention center to visit their son.

Father: How did you become like this today? Are you still hacked? How do we usually educate you?

Child: Hum ~ ~ ~

Father: What are you humming? You don't believe it. Your temper is as bad as your mother ~ ~

Mother: Where are these bad children like me? Obviously, you taught them all. You don't know whether to raise or not to teach your father's fault ~ ~

Father: You also said that if you look at him more at ordinary times, he will become like this ~ ~

Child: Are you full? It is not enough to make noise at home. When can I talk calmly? !

Father: Your boy is bold. How dare you talk back to your father? You are my father ~ ~

Child: You didn't raise me. You are not my father ~ ~

The father gave the child a slap in the face.

Child: It's better for me to stay here than in that broken home. Whenever I go home, I am always alone, without the warmth of home at all. Do you know what home is? Do you know what kind of home I want? I hope there will be a hot meal when I get home. I want to wear the clothes washed by my mother. I want to get your meticulous love. Can you give it to me? Go ~ ~ I don't want to see you ~ ~ ~

Parents are very sad. They know what they have done wrong. They left sadly. When they got home, they sat in the children's room. What are they thinking? )

Father: Did we really do something wrong?

Mother: if I can go out to play less, if I can care more about my children, maybe the consequences will not be like this ~!

Father: If I can give him meticulous fatherly love, he won't say that I'm not his father!

Mother: Whenever he wants our love, we can't give it to him. What a competent parent we are! !

Father: We killed him ~ ~

Mother: We want to save this family. We want to make up for what the children have lost. We want to give them what they want. Children are everything to us.

Father: We are willing to give everything for him ~ ~

Two months later, Xiao Yao was released early because of his good behavior in the detention center, and he returned home.

Child: Should I go in or not? Is this still my home? Forget it, I'll stay at my brother's house. ...

(Xiaoyao turns around and mom comes out of the room)

Mother: Son, what are you depressed about recently? Mom and dad know that you are coming back today, and specially prepared a good table! ! The weather is getting colder. Come on! !

Child: Oh … Oh … I see! !

(entering the house)

Child: My computer, my room and my clothes are all back. Why is everything so clean? Am I dreaming?

Mother: It's true. I cleaned your room, washed all your clothes, and your father bought you a new computer! !

(At this moment, Dad came back. )

Father: Son, you are back. Look what I bought. Your favorite game CD, have a good meal, and dad will play games with you! !

Child: Why, why have you all changed? Is it true?/You don't say.

Father: I did something wrong that day. Please forgive mom and dad! !

Mom: Mom and Dad didn't do what parents should do. We were wrong! !

Child: Dad ... Mom ... I'm glad you care about me. I finally feel what is warmth and what is the warmth of home! !

(Father and child embrace together)

Mother: Eat, the food is cold, if you don't eat it, you have to go to hot pull! !

Father: Come on, son, try your mother's cooking. You must be hungry! !

Child: Yes! !

(Three people sitting at the table)

Child: I finally got my mother's cooking. The food at home is the best ~ ~ ~ My parents are really great. They really did a lot for us. We should cherish their love! !

Mom and Dad: Eat more, children! !

(The three of them are eating in harmony)

Example 4.

The voice of an angel (children's psychological drama script)

The voice of an angel

Time: Class begins on Tuesday afternoon.

Location: classroom

Personal data:

Teacher Liu, head teacher of Class 4 and Class 3: Young and beautiful, caring for students.

Chenchen: The problem students in the class have divorced parents.

Diandian: Major

Other students (Yang Yang Bingbing, etc. )

[The curtain rises: the bell rings. In the classroom, the students quickly returned to their positions and prepared for class. Only Chen Chen's desk was in a mess, and he still shook his chair with a dismissive look. Teacher Liu walked into the classroom ...]

Miss Liu: Children, we are going to class. Are you ready?

Sentient beings: Are you ready ... (Sit up straight)

Chen Chen (stretching, stretching stool): No. ...

Teacher Liu (frowning and turning to the blackboard to write): I will add a red star to the most energetic group!

Everyone is seated, except chenchen, who is still shaking the table. Chenchen pointed to chenchen before and after, expressing anger)

Yang Yang (raises his hand, and Miss Liu signals him to speak): Teacher, I want to change my seat! Chen Chen is so annoying!

(Miss Liu just wants to express her opinion. Bingbing raised her hand and the teacher motioned for her to speak. )

Bingbing: I suggest changing seats to go to Chen Chen! He affected the honor of our group!

(chenchen's classmates all agree: "Yes ... just ... let him go!" )

Teacher Liu (puzzled): Everybody be quiet! Why did you ask chenchen to change seats? If only he had corrected it. Look, isn't Chen Chen sitting now?

Chen Chen (straightened a little)

Yang Yang: Teacher, Chen Chen's class always affects us. He eats in class, talks to himself and does some tricks. Really annoying! My mother said, can you not let him sit in front of me!

Bingbing: Yes, sir! He doesn't pay attention to personal hygiene and throws waste paper everywhere. In summer, he still stinks! My father also said, don't let him sit behind me

(other students, all agree. Chen Chen's head is getting lower and lower, and Miss Liu's expression is getting more and more serious. )

Teacher Liu (once again signaling everyone to calm down and test the tone): Students, the teacher's seat has been changed several times. Who do you think he should sit with?

(Everyone looks at me, I look at you)

Ok: I think he can sit alone!

Yang Yang: Yes! Let him sit at the end of the classroom! (a small trash can in his hand) Here, right there, anyway, he is dirty! (Laughter from class)

Bingbing: Let him sit alone in front of the teacher's podium and let the teacher take care of him!

(The middle school students in the class are talking again, and their voices are getting louder and louder ... Voice-over effect: there are students' accusations and ridicule, and parents' disdainful voices ...)

On the stage, the students gradually dimmed and the noise gradually stopped. The aperture is projected on chenchen and Miss Liu. Chenchen was lying on the table, saying nothing. ]

Teacher Liu (inner monologue): Hey! Speaking of Chen Chen, what a worrying child! My parents are divorced, my father drinks all day, and all I teach my children is sticks! How worrying this child is. He has no self-confidence and inferiority. Backward academic performance, poor hygiene habits, active and playful. All teachers will shake their heads when they mention him, and students will look down on him! I really racked my brains for his position. I didn't convince the squadron leader to sit with him, and things came again ... what can I do? What should we do?

[On the stage, the lights gradually light up. The buzz in the classroom continues]

Diandian (suddenly standing up, loudly): Teacher, I have a request! !

(The class becomes quiet)

Miss Liu (with expectant eyes): Oh, Diandian, you say it!

Mr. Diandian (slightly light and a little shy), if everyone insists that Chen Chen change seats, then I'm willing to continue sitting with Chen Chen, and I'm willing to change seats with him! Anywhere will do!

The whole class was silent, and Mr. Liu's face was full of smiles. )

Miss Liu (happily walking towards Diandian): Diandian, could you say that again?

Diandian (loudly): OK. Teacher, I just said, if everyone insists that Chen Chen change seats, then I'm willing to continue sitting with Chen Chen, and I'm willing to change seats with him! Anywhere will do!

(Yang Yang, Bingbing, Haohao and other students lower their heads, while chenchen slowly raises his head. Music ...)

Teacher Liu (excitedly): Thank you, Diandian! The teacher is very happy to hear you say this at this time. (to everyone) What do you say, children? Diandian is really like a little angel, helping others when they are in trouble! I am very touched to hear the voice of such an angel today! Writing on the blackboard: the voice of an angel. )

All the children in the class clapped their hands ...

Diandian: Teacher, if you say I am an angel, then there is another person who is also an angel!

(Everyone looks at Diandian in amazement, expecting an answer. )

Diandian: When I say angel, I mean Chen Chen! (Everyone's face is stunned, and the music begins ...) In fact, when Miss Liu just asked me to sit with Chen Chen, my heart was filled with ten thousand kinds of disappointments! I went home and cried, clamoring for my mother to tell the teacher to change seats. However, my mother doesn't agree. She told me that everyone has something to shine on, as long as we have a tolerant and kind heart. At that time, I didn't believe that Chen Chen would "flash" ... until that math exam.

【 All the lights are black, and the aperture hits Chen Chen and Diandian's seat. Take the math test paper just handed out, which says 88 points. ]www.coffbar.com

Diandian (to himself): Oh, my God! How did you get 88 points? What will others think of me now?

(voiceover:

Student: "Do you know? The squadron leader only got 88. Is it bad? ! "

"She usually looks very proud. She turned out to be a wooden head! "

"I can't remember it at all! Ha ha ... "

Teacher: "As the squadron leader, you only got 88. You let the teacher down! " "

"Is it proud? Find the reason! "

Parents: "Little Red Mom, have you heard?" The squadron leader of the children's class only got 88 this time! "

"Are you? What do you think of the squadron leader? He is different from my child. Not as good as my children! " ……

(Diandian cried very sadly. )www.coffbar.com

Chen Chen: What's the matter? Stop crying! If you get 88, you will get fat. How nice! "

Diandian (whispering): Go! What do you know? Stop talking nonsense!

Chen Chen: I'm kidding you! Stop crying and look at me. I'm only 58! Going home is another "bamboo shoot stew"! If I can get 88, I'll be damned if I don't laugh to death! Besides, you have always scored 100, and you only got that 88. What can you tell me?

Diandian (don't cry): Do you ... really think so?

Chen Chen: Of course! You have always been the best! I admire you most in our class! Didn't the teacher say that? It doesn't matter what you fall ... what do you want? ...

Dot (smile through tears) means "it doesn't matter if you fall down occasionally, as long as you can stand up again!" "

Chen Chen: Yes, yes! That's why, stop crying! Next time! !

[The stage lights are getting brighter and the music is playing]

Diandian: Teachers and classmates, Chen Chen comforted me and encouraged me when I was most frustrated. Isn't he an angel too?

(Applause)

Teacher Liu (excitedly wrote the names "Diandian" and "Chen Chen" under "Voice of Angels" on the blackboard. ): Kid, Diandian is right! Chen Chen is an angel, so is Chen Chen! ! (Everyone applauds warmly again)

[The stage lights are dim and the aperture stops]

Chen Chen (inner monologue, excited): Am I an angel? Teachers and classmates said: I am an angel, too? (Kuqiang) Hehe ... Mom and Dad never wanted me; Teachers and classmates don't like me! My grades are not good, and I like to make trouble. I don't know how much trouble I have brought to others! I thought I was nobody's favorite garbage! Originally, I am not! ! Me, I can also be an angel! ! !

Teacher Liu (walks into the aperture and holds Chen Chen's hand): Son, of course you can be an angel! Everybody says, right?

Class: Yes!

Teacher Liu: Angels are very caring! He can make desperate people find hope. Angels are kind! He can get people out of trouble! Although chenchen is also a little angel, he still lacks a pair of flying wings. So, children, little angels, can you help Chen Chen find wings like Diandian? Remember to use a tolerant and kind heart!

Yang Yang: Chen Chen, I'm sorry! Just now, I let you sit with the trash can. I really ... I really shouldn't! In fact, you helped me! I didn't bring my eraser that time. Didn't you lend it to me?

Miss Liu, write the name "Yang Yang" on the blackboard. )

Bingbing: Chen Chen, I was wrong, too! Although you are not good at studying, you are good at sports! Last year's sports meeting, you won the first place in running, which won glory for our class!

Ok: ok! Chen Chen, if you have any difficulties in your future study and life, just ask us, and we will try our best to help you!

(Teacher Liu wrote the name "Bing Bing, Hao Hao")

(Everyone around Chen Chen is telling the truth in a sincere and friendly way. The music started ... Chen Chen burst into tears. )

Teacher Liu: (excitedly walking out of the crowd): Chen Chen is in tears! How precious these tears are! In my impression, no matter how severely the teacher criticized him or how severely his father beat him, he never shed tears! Today, he shed tears of praise. It seems that the hard ice in the child's heart has begun to melt, melting in the appreciation of others and melting in the sunshine of love. ...