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A man's monologue turned out to be just a joke … the lyrics of that song.

Girlfriend: Let's have two children in the future.

Man: Hey, one is enough.

Woman: Two!

man: no, one!

female: two! When I say two, I mean two!

m: I'll have my vasectomy after giving birth to the first one!

W: Well, I hope you love your second child, too!