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A disgusting sentence (109 sentence)
Being happy in the sun can not only make your other half happy, but also make the person who secretly loves you sad and make the person who hates you sick.
Listening to those harsh words is particularly disgusting. Walking in the biting cold wind, tell yourself that you will never look back!
4, don't show others your wound by the way, because most people are not doctors, they will only feel afraid of nausea and won't care how deep you are hurt.
5, the right time, the right place and the right people, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong! ! !
I haven't written with a pen for a long time. I knew it as soon as I wrote it, and I was shocked as soon as I wrote it: Martians.
7. Isn't it disgusting to eat what others spit out, and isn't it dirty to copy other people's ideas?
8, disgusting mother cried very sad and disgusting, why? Because it's disgusting ... the night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn. I will beat you, and I will turn against you.
9. I like shaking and rolling.
10 You said you would love me forever. It was silly of me to forget to ask "This life or the next life".
1 1. Travel means going from one's own place to another.
12, no matter at the beginning or now, I still can't change my temper. I hate being alone. I don't need a reason. Maybe it's because of such a small thing that I feel very artificial and disgusting after seeing what you did.
13, meat is a crazy thing, and the chest is a flat thing.
14, you are really abnormal and terrible.
15, it is said that he changed his mind. I don't believe it. I asked him in a low voice later, which was really stupid. I can't let go. How can I forget this disgusting man?
16, I knew I was trying to save face, and my apology turned into irony. If one day you start to hate me, don't hesitate to slap me and walk away.
17, people are iron, style is steel. One day, I will be flustered! Face is given by others, and face is lost by yourself.
18, cheerful, likes to drink urine candy.
19, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
20. Can you not feel sick? Mistress! ! Do you know why people scold you? Because you corrupt morality! Bitch still wants to build a memorial arch for herself, so people won't scold you? Will always be a mistress in the hearts of China people!
2 1, please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
22. From heaven to hell, I pass by! The difficulty of marriage is that we love each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.
23, time is a * * *, pretending to be a good person around, giving you disgusting cruelty behind your back.
24, derailment, derailment, intervening in this kind of thing is really the most disgusting. Again, it starts with face value, falls on talent, and is loyal to character.
I have the cheek to arrest you. How can you have the cheek to steal? Look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.
26. Some people are cute when they sell cuteness to a person, and some people are disgusting when they sell cuteness.
27. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.
28. People who respect others always respect each other. In the banquet hall, you can see this virtue.
29. If you are rich and uneducated, please use Nokia. Who wants to be crazy, buy Samsung quickly. I must be sick to death to buy Siemens. I wanted to buy Sony Ericsson, but it broke down in two months.
30. It's better to forget the rivers and lakes ~
3 1. What if I have a husband? With the goalkeeper, the ball is still the same.
32. A cheating person is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to be embarrassed, but it's disgusting.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
34. Ask who is the most open-minded person in the world and ask me to do my part.
35. Love in love is the upper part of abnormal change and the lower part of abnormal state.
36. The stock market is fierce, and the housing market is fierce.
37, alas ~ this person is not straight, even the headache is partial.
38. I know music so well that sometimes it is reliable and sometimes it is in tune.
39. My heart is broken and I hold it out like a dumpling stuffing.
40. There is nothing to miss, because you don't deserve it! What I care about is the original relationship, and what I care about is your heartless love in high school. Now, I just think you are disgusting, dirty, really dirty!
4 1. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?
When I throw a bone at the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?
43. Laziness and no play make eternal love.
44. What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.
45. There is nothing good about people, but the degree of bad is different.
46. It is not difficult for one person to annoy another. It is also a skill that everyone hates.
47, a penny for a penny, porridge is hungry.
48. I want the world to know that I keep a low profile.
49. Sincerity is a disgusting joke.
50. disgusting people have their own disgusting places.
5 1, people who change their minds will pretend to do it and even kiss you. Those once sweet, instantly become disgusting.
52. Tell what you are unhappy about and make everyone happy.
53. The most guilty woman is sleeping with a man who has a lover, and the most disgusting woman is insisting when someone else has a lover.
54, Xinka wife: I look very sad; Others look disgusting; Don't worry about anything.
55. Your ugliness is special, and your disgust is unparalleled. You are sure to break the most disgusting Guinness World Record.
56. It is mean to describe a person's sentence time: 2022-09-1814:19? Sentences that describe a person who is very cheap, sentences that describe a person who is very cheap.
57. The old man is a handsome boy. 2. It's a long way to go, just like we go to war.
58. There is a big plate on these two lips.
59. People are very entangled in saying that you are very good and suitable for better people. This sentence is hypocritical and disgusting, but I feel ashamed after others tell me the truth that I don't hate you.
60. "If you like literature and art, want to wander, want to pass by love, want to liberate feelings, want to indulge in music, want to make emotional movies, want to paint, want to read and write, and want to act resolutely, then you are not reliable in love."
6 1, we hate those successful little people, but we have to make a living by swallowing our words and not making any noise.
62. ?ask found the right door before he felt in place.
63. Love has been secretly counting down since the day we started. . . .
64. Having dinner with my girlfriend in a restaurant, I found a bug in the dish. At that time, I was sick and ready to call my boss. The witty girlfriend rolled her eyes and said, order more good dishes and call the boss after eating.
65.why do you look like a pig? Fat!
66. Thinking about something is complicated. In fact, some things are really simple and should be treated simply.
67. "I allow you to come into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world."
68. The most disgusting thing in the world is that you see a person's hypocrisy while others don't. They think she is so beautiful on the surface, and then you become a scheming bitch in the eyes of others.
69. The largest church in the world also accommodates your sins.
70. A mistress is a mistress. Everything she does is so melodramatic and disgusting, and everything she says makes others feel sick.
7 1, telling jokes at the seaside will cause "sea laughter".
For me, the only way to help a cow foaming in the air is to keep your mouth shut.
73. Some people move me and some people make me sick. This is called life.
74. A cheating person is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to pick it, but to pick it!
When I think of you for the first time, I will be very happy. I will be sad when I think of you in the future. Now when I think of you, I want to throw up.
76. "People who respect others will always respect you." In the banquet hall, you can see this virtue.
Those are all good, but I don't like them.
78. Why do you pretend to be pathetic and shed tears? People will only laugh at you for being disgusting.
79. The "love" of love is the abnormal "change" of the upper part plus the abnormal "state" of the lower part.
80. You said you would love me all my life. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask: This life or the next life.
8 1, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.
82, like literature and art, want to wander, pass by love, liberate feelings, indulge in music, emotional movies, countless pictures, read and write, strong action, love is unreliable.
83. My pure moment is better than your life's lies.
84. What you don't like and what you don't like are all one character. Why should you change them? What you like and admire is a wish, so why change it? If you want me to change, I will. Without persistence, there is no future.
85. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum peed by a dog on the side of the road.
I hope you are a piece of mud in my hand, and I will let you enjoy falling from the sky and breaking into pieces.
Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!
88. I am your passer-by, and you are my freeze frame.
89. Will you buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face later?
90. I hate those who take advantage of the situation to make me sick.
9 1, Confucius said: don't sleep at noon, and collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said Confucius was right.
92. Cowardice is like crops in the south, which are harvested three times a year without rest.
93. Emma, don't look at me with that hurt look. I feel sick.
94. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.
95. If you can't be a model, you can be Kai Zi.
96. Do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I can't feel that you are a treated woman?
97. I like you so much that you will die.
98, other * * without dirty words, absolutely sharp, absolutely awesome:
99. If I want to have a child, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history. Look at your face. China remembered it for five thousand years.
100, it is very easy to stand outside the pain and persuade the suffering people.
10 1, telling jokes at the seaside will cause laughter in the sea.
102, I can smell your stink from a distance, it's disgusting, in broad daylight.
103, your meanness and hypocrisy are as disgusting and smelly as your period.
104, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.
105, you can treat me as a holiday because we have problems.
106, the scenery is beautiful. I want to call the police when I look closely.
107. When I have money, I will take you to the best hospital.
108, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, waving goodbye to 250.
109, if only your parents had spent those ten minutes walking.
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