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Donnie Yen's classic lines

1, last time you spilled the whole bottle of wine, if I didn't do it, everyone knew we had a problem, and you fought back, remember?

2, my heart to kill the enemy is definitely stronger than yours, but we don't use it for aggression like you Japanese!

Tell you, we China people are not the sick man of East Asia.

Modesty doesn't mean cowardice floats in the rough sea, it can still drift with the tide on the huge waves. Do you think the waves are stronger or the floating trees are stronger? ! Wushu has no length at all.

I am the biggest in the world.

6. Come to me every time something goes wrong. You came to me to save you. If something goes wrong, it's up to me What do you want me to do?

7. Every inch of land here is full of China blood, and every inch of land belongs to China people. I will never allow anyone to occupy our country!

8. I have been a policeman for so long, have I arrested the wrong person? I will leave this question to the judge to answer. My duty is to let the police catch thieves. Everything I do is for the stability and prosperity here.

9. If you want to know the truth about China Wushu, you must abandon all sects.

10, I calculated that you have been talking for an hour since I came in. I may be able to solve the case in an hour. Can you also review your law enforcement standards and don't waste everyone's time?

1 1, people are unreliable, only law and discipline can be reliable!

12, a dozen eyebrows and eyes! Twenty people's lips! Hit the hilum three times! Four dozen hearts and breasts! Five dozen tall bones! Six dozen cranes, knees and necks!

13, China people can find the truth in all things in the world, and learning martial arts is just one way, so why stay in a small world of martial arts?

14, this sentence is still bullshit after 2000. There are only two kinds of people who believe this sentence, one is an idiot and the other is a bad guy. Liu Bei is a bad person, and you are an idiot. You idiot were used by Liu Bei.

On the classic lines of film and television: dancing with wolves

On the classic lines of film and television: dancing with wolves

1。 Lying in bed. These boys are gunmen. Come on. Underground mulch.

I'm not kidding. Those boys are sharpshooters. Come on, hide.

2。 You know, some boys are afraid of fighting. . We can solve the problem with a little bit.

You know, some of us say that if we don't go to war … we can decide the outcome by playing cards.

3。 I really don't want to see the first stone pass through this land.

I really don't want to be the first fucking cannon fodder.

4。 IbelieveIwouldbehavingthetimeofmylife .

I believe that if it weren't for him, I might be happier these days.

5。 No one is innocent. Today is a bad day.

Today is a damn day.

6。 At other times, they become sticky, just like likecurlsonawhore.

Sometimes, they appear in droves, just like the wrinkles on the bitch's face.

7。 My idea is just to lead the horse, not to fall.

My idea is to steal Kyle. I didn't let you fall.

8。 It's not what you say now, is it?

There is a gap between you and your dream place, right?

9。 They have destroyed Wending Hill's sword.

It makes sense to say "it radiates in the wind". I've heard it before.

10。 My negotiations with villagers in Pingyuan town

My negotiation with the savage can bear fruit.

1 1。 There can't be such a place here.

"There will be no such pure land on earth."

12。 ihavecometoenjoythepatternsonsofmylifeatfortsedgewick

I've come to like the lifestyle of Segde Vicksburg.

13。 Most of the works have been created by GearedtowrdCreatingseillesiousnofstrendhandstability.

Most of my work is aimed at creating a powerful and stable fantasy.

14。 And andthecountryiseverythingthingidreameditwouldbe will be

Yuan Ye around me is like my dream.

15。 Sometimes, they are estranged, and its border blocks them.

Sometimes they are wonderful and difficult to understand.

16。 timeseemsirrelevant exceptforthefactthaambored

Time seems to stand still, except that I am bored.

17。 Anyway, I thank God.

No matter how God treats his people, I am grateful to him.

18。 I don't like this kind of fighting. It has no political purpose. It's not for war. It's to protect our food reserves and protect the lives of our children.

I have never experienced such a battle, which has nothing to do with ugly political goals, territorial disputes, wealth disputes or saving people. People fight to protect the food reserves in winter and to protect the women and children who are close at hand!

19。 Wasgoneandtheamerican frontierwoontopasintohistory

The riding civilization in the American plain and the mysterious virgin land in the west quickly disappeared in the long river of history.

20。 here mindemethashisagegoodfireisbetterthanathanything

He reminded me that a stable life is better than anything at his age.

Excerpts from Classic Lines: Classic Lines from Golden Pond

Excerpts from Classic Lines: Classic Lines from Golden Pond

The old lady Ethel and her husband Norman left the noisy city life and went to their former residence, a wooden house by the pond, to start their lives again. Ethel, who is nearly seventy years old, is full of enthusiasm for life, while Norman, who is 79 years old, is just the opposite, depressed and eccentric. The beautiful scenery by the golden pond and his wife's meticulous care did not let old Norman get rid of the panic of getting old. Heart disease filled Norman with fear of death. It coincides with the 80th birthday of the old man. In order to celebrate her father's birthday, Sisi, a daughter who has been separated from her father for a long time, came to the Golden Pond with her soon-to-be-married husband and 13-year-old son.

But the lively surface still can't cover up the emotional crisis between three generations. After many years, there is still no sign of reconciliation between father and daughter, and Norman's harsh words have also caused communication difficulties and barriers between him and his guests and his daughter. To make matters worse, my daughter and husband entrusted the old couple to take care of thirteen-year-old Billy because they were going to travel to Europe, which was a test for three generations. Life went on after my daughter left. From the initial distrust to mutual understanding, the two often go boating, fishing and diving together. The grandson finally found the long-lost happiness and laughter, and the old man also realized the family happiness from the children.

Because of an accidental drowning, stubborn Norman began to re-examine his life, and his daughter Cece came to the golden pond again. Ethel pays close attention to the conflict between her husband Norman and her daughter Cece. She observes everything patiently and listens to everything like a psychological counselor. Ethel knows that all her husband's actions stem from the fear of getting old. Ethel and cheshier analyzed the real reasons behind their daughter's dislike of fighting, helped cheshier realize her real psychological needs, and showed her the hope of reconciliation with her father by helping her grandchildren Billy and Norman achieve harmony. She encouraged her daughter to reconcile with her father with practical actions.

After some deep discussion, the father and the daughter finally resolved the long-standing bad feelings in their hearts. The father talked with his daughter with appreciation and approval, and the daughter also communicated with her father with positive understanding. After her daughter overcame physical and psychological obstacles and completed the unsuccessful back flip diving, her father personally wore the medal she won at school, and her father and daughter embraced each other.

1942 classic lines

1942 is a film directed by Xiaogang Feng and adapted from Liu Zhenyun's novel. The film was produced by Huayi Brothers with an investment of 200 million yuan. 20xx 10, 19, 20xx 165438+29. Xiaogang Feng took a fancy to the script from 1993 for 18 years, and now it has been filmed. 1942 was also the last film made by Xiaogang Feng on film.

1942 classic series

1. The two people I admire most in this world are Gandhi and Mao Zedong. Neither of them has a burden. Can be integrated into the people.

People starved to death for many years. What year are you asking? .

This is impossible.

If people move to the west, it is also to avoid the war.

5, grasshoppers, mainly because of grasshoppers.

6. There is nothing left. Drink northwest wind when you leave.

7. You let me live and then sell me.

8. One life is worth two biscuits.

9, one person three liters of millet, dried with turtles.

10, is everything that happens in the world the will of the Lord? -disaster is not the will of the Lord, but the curse of the devil!

1 1. You give me cookies and I'll sleep with you.

12, because I can't bend over because of food.

13, "according to government statistics, the death toll is 1620." Actually, there are three million people.

14, there was no burden at that time, and we could stand with the people.

15, still a hero after 20 years.

Although I am a businessman, I still have a conscience compared with those government officials.

17, the poor in the country are weak. Only by getting rid of the burden can we take care of the overall situation ... In times of danger and suffering, countries, nations, leaders and doctrines are more unreliable than one. ...

18, why are people here, kind people, tortured by war and famine? What's the use of believing in God if they can't even fight the devil?

19, early death, early afterlife, never afterlife to this place.

20. Businessmen still have more conscience than officials.

2 1, the Japanese are extremely vicious and send food to the victims.