What are the jokes about Mid-Autumn Festival?

For example, the following paragraphs refer to:

"honeymoon"

A couple strolled before the flowers and under the moon.

Man: "What can be more beautiful than this Mid-Autumn Moon?

Woman: "It was just a honeymoon."

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and male and female colleagues invite each other to drive out for an outing. When they drove to a quiet place, they hugged each other and kissed madly. Suddenly, a highway policeman knocked on the window and asked the man, Is this your car? A: Unit. One more question: Is she your wife? A: It's also from the company. Hearing this, the patrolman said to himself, "What unit of the dog day? Welfare is so good! Our unit only knows how to distribute moon cakes.

"Come on, let's eat. This is preserved egg moon cake. "

"Preserved eggs? Is it true? "

"What is true? Of course, you try. "

After more than ten minutes, I realized I was wrong. This is an egg-skin moon cake!

The cannibal chieftain slammed the Wuren moon cake in his hand: "The liar of the grass mud horse, there is no one inside!" " ! "

Small fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes.

Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

Small fish pestered his mother to buy minced meat moon cakes.

Mother Fish is annoyed: What to eat? Isn't your sister's class very big? I have to eat moon cakes stuffed with earthworms. What was the result? Caught by a fisherman!

According to the survey, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival benefits of major units are varied, including farting, hammers, wool, wool and even a girl, which is extremely extravagant! Some unit welfare is ok, send a ball! What's more, the reporter asked a director: What did your unit send? Looking at the sky, he murmured: Send a bird ~ The reporter is not as complacent as our unit, and the leader said to send an eggplant. ...