Ask for a funny English drama script (6 people)

Campus funny drama script:

Venue: school classroom

Person: teacher, student

1 student

Background: In class, students and teachers talk and ask questions in class.

Plot:

About the person who plays the teacher:

Today, we are going to review the famous sayings and names in ancient poems.

I'll start by asking the teacher questions.

Today's study let me ask the students, I say the first sentence of the poem, and the students answer the next sentence, ok?

The students said in unison: Good!

Teacher: No one has died since ancient times.

Student: Since ancient times, no one has shit, and no one has to shit with paper.

Teacher:

(Angry) It was that student who said such immoral things. Stand Up!

Student:

(Stand up) It's me)

Teacher:

(Angry) You are such a troublemaker. Get up in this class. We must finish this task, or we won't.

Want to go over. Never!

Teacher: No one has died since ancient times.

Student: Since ancient times, no one has shit, and no one has to shit with paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your thumb.

Teacher:

(furious) Who is talking nonsense? I'll ask one more question and you answer the next one. If the answer is yes,

Indeed, I won't punish you.

At this moment, the teacher saw the window, thought about it, remembered that it would snow in winter and asked a question. )

Teacher: It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns into rain when it hits the ground. How troublesome it is to turn into rain. Why didn't it rain at first?

(Xiaoming stands up to answer)

Xiaoming: Teachers don't eat shit when they eat, but when they eat it, it becomes shit. How troublesome it is to turn into shit. Why didn't you eat shit in the first place

In this way, the teacher wanted to punish Xiao Ming on the spot! My hands are shaking, and I'm still pretending to smile on my face. I'm ashamed and angry, Xiao Ming. ...

Teacher: Where does this river go?

Xiaoming: The river flows eastward!

Teacher: How many stars are there in the sky?

Xiaoming: The stars in the sky join Beidou!

Teacher: Get out!

Xiao Ming: Just leave!

(The teacher is very helpless ...)

Teacher: Are you sick?

Xiaoming: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try singing one more sentence!

Student: yell for life when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I will kick your ass?

Student: Do it when you should!

(The teacher really can't bear to say anything. )

Teacher: I told you to quit school!

Student: Wind, wind, fire, Jiuzhou! (Haha .....

The class was sensational and the teacher walked out of the classroom.

Health: wind, wind, fire, Jiuzhou! (Haha ... the whole class was sensational, and the teacher walked out of the classroom ...)

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