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How to greet new colleagues is more appropriate?

The answer is as follows:

1, thank you, and then nice to meet you. Please take care of me in the future.

2. Hello, everyone. I am a newcomer xxx. Please give me more advice. Thank you.

3. Hello, hello.

4. Send a smiling face.

5. Write thank you on the red envelope and send it to everyone.

6. Newcomers report that they have just come to the company, please give me more advice (try to be cheerful and polite).

7. Hello, this is xXX from XX Department. Today is my first day at work. I hope you will take care of me.

8. Hello, I'm xxx. Today is my first day to report for duty, and I will provide you with the best service in the future.