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Stories related to Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang
2-After Xuzhou was ambushed by Lu Bu, Liu Bei was homeless, and Zhang Fei felt ashamed and angry at losing the city. Liu Bei once said a famous saying that cheers men all over the world and chills women all over the world: "Brothers are like brothers, wives are like clothes, and clothes can be mended, broken hands and feet, safe and sustainable?"
3- The so-called lucky people have their own blessings, and after several disasters, there will be blessings, which makes Liu Zhijun run much faster than his later descendant Liu Xiang. He repeatedly said "I died here alone" but many nobles came to help me. There are Zhuge in Xinye, Zilong in Nagano, Feng Chu in Sichuan (the death of Pang Tong was the scapegoat), and Zhang Fei was forced to die ... The list goes on and on, which can be described as real. Far better than Fengxian.
4- In his later years, he didn't want to revive the illusory dream of the Han Dynasty. Because the king of Hanzhong is very rich, he wants to enjoy peace and prosperity together. Guan Yunchang, the first commander of Shu, was stabbed in the back by his ally, the blue-eyed thief (Sun Quan) when the mine went up, and Maicheng died. His father and son returned to God. Jingzhou was once the land of Soochow! When Huang Liang woke up, his chest was full of anger, ignoring his legacy and rushing to the East. The immortal Xiao Qiang finally died in the wrong battlefield at the wrong time and place.
5- When people are dying, their words are good, and when birds are dying, their voices are sad. Making arrangements for the future shows the immeasurable wisdom of a generation. "If you can make up, take it yourself." In a word, Zhuge Liang was willing to lose his life without regrets. There is a famous saying in the world, but there is an emperor's mind: "Don't do small good, don't do small evil."
Zhang Fei's story:1-In the 13th year of Jian 'an in Han Dynasty (208), Cao Cao defeated Liu Bei, and Cao Cao pursued Liu Bei to Dangyang Changban. Zhang Fei grabbed a snake spear and immediately boarded the bridge, shouting, "Zhang Yide, a Yan man, is here. Who dares to fight to the death? " The sound was like a huge thunder, scaring Cao Cao to get back to his horse and leave. People also ran west together, and countless people lost their guns and helmets. There is a poem that says, "The bridge in Nagano is murderous, and the bullet holes are suddenly wide open. Hearing a gunshot, Cao's family withdrew a million soldiers alone. " It has become an anecdote of the ages. At present, there is still a stone tablet which was erected in the 9th year of the Qing Dynasty (173 1) and is engraved with "Zhang Yide Cross Spear". To manage its affairs.
2—— Taoyuan became sworn, because it had a fight with the second brother Guan Yu, which led to the three "dragons" in Beiyan. From then on, Liu Bei, a loyal assistant, never gave up at the critical moment until he avenged Guan Yu and died at the hands of the villains.
3—— Changbanpo Cross Spear Immediately at the critical moment when Liu Bei was defeated by Cao Cao in Dangyang and his wife was separated, Zhang Yide single-handedly crossed the spear on Changban Bridge, which can be summarized in one sentence: single-handedly attracted thousands of troops, and three times of binge drinking destroyed millions of heroes. After this battle, Zhang became famous all over the world.
4-After Pang Tong's death, Liu Beijun was in trouble, and Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei went to Sichuan to rescue Liu Bei separately. On the way to Sichuan, Zhang released the old general and had a pleasant journey, which had a multiplier effect. When he was in danger, he saved Liu Bei under Zhang Ren.
5- The Last Glory During the War of Pacification in Hanzhong, Zhang Fei was brave and resourceful, defeated Zhang He, one of the five generals of Wei State, and almost captured him alive, making everyone in the whole world feel frightened, showing the demeanor of a generation of famous soldiers and the last glory of Zhang Fei's military career.
The story of Guan Yu 1- Young people killed evil boys and hated them since childhood. After wandering in the Jianghu for five or six years, I finally met a wise master. From then on, I fought in the battlefield, putting righteousness first and finally sealing loyalty. SHEN WOO showed his sincerity in protecting the country and benefiting the people, appeased Yi Zan Xuande Guan Shengdijun, and became the second sage Wu Sheng after Confucius.
2- Warm wine beheaded Hua Xiong allied forces to crusade against Dong Zhuo. I met Hua Xiong at the first time, a valiant soldier second only to Lu Bu. Most of the so-called princes died by this man, and Guan Yu only went into battle for a moment. Before Cao Cao's wine got cold, he brought Hua Xiong to see him, showing the martial arts of a generation of martial artists. After this war, Guan Yunchang's name resounded through the land of China.
3—— Yan Liang decapitated and thanked Jian 'an for five years, Cao Gong marched eastward, and the first Lord ran Yuan Shao. Cao Gong returned from Feather and worshipped him as a partial general, which was very generous. Shao sent Yan Liang, a general, to lead the satrap to the White Horse, and Cao Cao ordered Zhang Liao and Yu to be pioneers. Feather saw the cover of a good man, stabbed him in the crowd on horseback, beheaded him, and let go of what the generals could not do, thus solving the problem of Bai Mawei. Cao Gong named Yu as the Pavilion Hou of Hanshou.
4- Go to the meeting alone and despise Jiangdong heroes. The two Wu Shu families had great differences when discussing the ownership of Jingzhou, but Guan Yu, as a general guarding Jingzhou, dared to cross the river with a dozen people to discuss matters, and escaped unscathed in the plot of Jiangdong generals. There is indeed heroism in the vast universe.
5- The last glory Guan Yu sent troops to the Northern Expedition at the age of 60, and the attack on Xiangyang under Fancheng was like a bamboo, which made Cao Cao want to move the capital to avoid its sharpness. However, Sima Yi's plan to unite with Wu to destroy Shu eventually destroyed this famous soldier, but he still couldn't hide his dazzling light. I smashed Pound, broke Cao Renyun, and lived a long life, with no regrets.
The Story of Zhuge Liang: 1- Xu Shu enthusiastically recommended Zhuge Liang (also known as Zhu Gekongming) to Liu Bei. Liu Bei was very happy and decided to visit him. At that time, Zhuge Liang lived in seclusion in Longzhong outside Xiangyang City. Liu Bei went to Longzhong with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, but unfortunately Zhuge Liang went out and didn't see him. A few days later, Liu Bei braved the snowstorm to visit him again, and Zhuge Liang wandered with his friends again. Twice. Eager for talents, he ignored the complaints of Zhang Fei and Guan Yu and arranged a third visit. Zhuge Liang didn't go out this time, but he didn't wake up after sleeping in the thatched cottage. Liu Bei stood humbly on the stone steps until Kong Ming woke up before he could see him. Zhuge Liang was moved by Liu Bei's sincerity, promised to go out and help Liu Bei, and finally achieved something.
In order to control the kidnapping of Liu Bei, Sun Quan accepted Zhou Yu's "honey trap", pretending to betrothed his sister to Liu Bei, who had just lost his wife, and tricked Liu Bei into getting married in Nanxu. Then I plan to put him under house arrest, take him as a hostage, and then send someone to recapture Jingzhou. Liu Bei met Sun Quan's emissary with doubts, but Zhuge Liang told him to go boldly and confidently said that he would "use it slightly". Wu Hou's sister is also a young master; Jingzhou is foolproof. "He asked Zhao Zilong to escort Liu Bei. When he left, Zhuge Liang called Zhao Zilong to his side, gave him three pieces of advice, and whispered to him, "You should accept these three pieces of advice to ensure that your master enters the Kingdom of Wu. There are three tips in the bag, which you can follow in order. Zhao Zilong followed suit and forced Sun Quan's sister to get married. "。 Later, Liu Bei and Mrs. Sun were escorted safely out of Wu and escaped from the tiger's mouth.
3- After Liu Bei's death, Zhuge Liang ascended the throne, and Shu prospered. At that time, several counties in the south-central region (now south of the Dadu River in Sichuan and Yunnan-Guizhou) rebelled, and Zhuge Liang personally led the army to crusade, winning the war one after another. In the end, Meng Huo, the governor of central and southern China, continued to resist. Zhuge Liang learned that Meng Huo was not only brave in fighting, but also famous in all tribes and decided to take a chance. Win Meng Huo over. In the first encounter, Zhuge Liang used a trick to capture Meng Huo alive. He lobbied Meng Huo to surrender, but he was not convinced. Kong Ming didn't force him to let him go and let him fight again. In this way, Meng Huo was arrested seven times. By the seventh time, Meng Huo finally convinced himself not to resist. Zhuge Liang ordered Meng Huo and tribal leaders.
4- Plan to shoot a fierce soldier. In February of the ninth year of Jianxing, Zhuge Liang led an army to attack Qishan, only to get away with it. When Cao Zhen was seriously ill, the Guanzhong commander Sima Yi refused. Zhuge Liang is cutting wheat in Shangguan (Tianshui County, Gansu Province). Sima Yi chased the light to Lucheng and dug a camp for self-defense, which was ridiculed as "fearing Shu like a tiger". In May, Sima Yi fought Zhuge Liang, and Wei Yan and others will capture 3,000 enemy armour, 5,000 armour and 3,100 crossbows. In June, Li Yan called back because of poor grain transportation. Zhang He chased Liang back to the wooden door and was shot dead by an arrow.
The dead Zhuge sent Zhong Da out of Qishan for the last time. Zhuge Liang and Shou Yuan were exhausted, powerless and exhausted. When the Shu army retreated, he used his wooden statue and Sima Yi's suspicious personality to scare off Wei Jun who was chasing behind, and saved the last bit of life for Shu, which lasted for decades.
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