A short comedy dialogue joke

2 1 Degang Guo: I found a good job as soon as I arrived here, building a chimney of more than 70 meters!

Yu Qian: Not bad!

Degang Guo: Get up early and get the job done. People come to check and accept, but they won't give us money anyway!

Yu Qian: Is the quality not good?

Degang Guo: I started to turn the drawings upside down, and people asked me to repair the well!

sing one's own praises

A: Our family is a braggart!

B: Our family is still a braggart major!

A: Our family boasts that we don't pay taxes.

B: We don't pay for bragging!

A: I didn't blow. I went to the toilet as soon as I was born.

B: Climb?

A: Who was born to crawl?

B: Then how can I get there?

A: The bed will be used as a toilet!

B: It's called bed wetting!

A: I will run in three months.

That must be a freak!

A: My mother will go to work in three months. I have to run from grandma's house to grandma's house.

B: Just run!

A: When it comes to bragging, I can't compare with anyone.

I don't believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

A: Blow it here? No problem!

B: I can eat five bowls of noodles at a meal if I have a big appetite!

I can eat eight pounds of jiaozi in one meal!

Gee, I have a fever!

Oh, I have a fever, too!

B: Sleep under the quilt at night. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

A: I sleep at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day it's all popcorn!

I am taller than a tree!

A: I am taller than the building!

B: With my head in the sky and my feet on the ground, I can reach a big plane!

A: My upper lip is facing the sky and my lower lip is facing the ground!

Where's your face?

A: Bragging is shameless!

B: Hey! -