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Wonderful and funny English jokes

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A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed . First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well. Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said , When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam. Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?

A young mother believes that there are still many hungry people in the world and that food should not be wasted. . One night, before putting her young daughter to bed, she fed her a supper. She first gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said she did not like eating it that way. She also wanted some jam to spread on the bread. The mother looked at her daughter for a few seconds and then said, Lucy, when I was as young as you, I always had bread and butter, or bread and jam, never bread with both butter and jam. Lucy looked at her mother for a while, with a look of pity in her eyes, and then she said softly: Aren't you happy that you can live with us now? Wonderful and funny English jokes (2)

joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was warm and there was a lot of dust everywhere.

At half past twelve, they felt very thirsty and stopped to have lunch. They found the nearest bar, walked in and sat down to eat their sandwiches.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

Good afternoon, sir. What do you want to order? asked the waiter behind the counter.

Joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

Joe looked at fred Say: I guess, beer bar. Okay, then a pint of beer each. Is that okay, Fred?

Yes, that's all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! don't forget that .

Okay, yes. Fred said. Then he turned to the waiter behind the counter and said, "I want the beer in a clean cup! Don't forget it."

The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked for the clean glass?

The waiter behind the counter filled the glasses After taking the cup, he gave it to Joe and Fred, and then said: Who wanted a clean cup just now? Wonderful and funny English jokes (3)

During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

The doctor comes to visit my mother as scheduled. I told him that my mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in a few days. The doctor was very happy to hear this, so he bent down and kissed her. He then said that he would be celebrating his birthday in a few days and asked her to give him a kiss back.

When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine," she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

After the doctor left, My mother shook her head in disgust, "Can you imagine," she said, "I paid him 70 yuan and I had to kiss him!";