The universal formula for chatting with crush

The universal formula for chatting with Crush to make the other person fall in love instantly

A boy who is interested in you during the ambiguous period sends you a message, but you don’t know how to reply? Hurry up and get this chat formula 3.0, so that your topics can continue indefinitely.

①Other: What are you doing?

Wrong answer: Doing nothing/watching dramas.

Correct answer:

1. Breathe and miss you.

2. Does your beloved have something important to attend to at work?

3. Think about how much water is suitable for soaking you.

4. I’m thinking about whether to eat hot pot or spicy hotpot. Do you want to come with me?

②Other: I will go to work first.

Wrong answer: Okay, you have to work first

Correct answer:

1. Don’t be in a hurry, you have to work first, and remember to find me when you are done.

2. Uh-huh, you work first, and I’ll give you a back rub when you’re done.

3. Okay, I will go to work too and try to make money to support you.

③Other: Hahaha

Wrong answer: No laughing.

Correct answer:

1. Excessive! Even you laugh at me.

2. No laughing! I'll knock your head off if you laugh again (angry emoticon).

3. You always laugh at me, so you can’t coax me (grievance emoticon).

④Other: Good morning.

Wrong answer: Early.

Correct answer:

1. It feels so good to see your message as soon as I wake up!

2. Morning, I was just about to send you a message.

⑤Other: Good night.

Incorrect answer: Good night.

Correct answer:

1. An An, let me show you a beautiful woman going to bed early.

2. Good night, help me turn off the moon.

3. Okay, I’ll reward you by getting up early to see me tomorrow.

⑥Other: I’ve been a bit emo lately.

Wrong answer: Why?

Correct answer:

1. What happened? You can talk to me, I will always be your listener

2. Although I may not be of great help, I will be there when you need me!

3. Touch your head, I’m not sad anymore, be good~

⑦The other party: Why don’t you reply to my message?

Incorrect answer: Something happened.

Correct answer:

1. I just played with my little sister and didn’t read the news, hehehe.

2. No way! It's obvious that you often don't reply to my messages (putting the fault on him).