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If graduation is funny and touching.

1, you take Tsinghua, he takes Peking University, and I bake gluten. I hope our graduation will be great.

2, gently, here we come, from all corners of the country; Gently, we left, separating east, west, north and south; It's heavy. Here comes the blessing. Pray for graduation. The next journey, you have a smooth sailing, come on, friend!

3. Ha ha! Brother, we graduated like this. I don't think you will forget me. Ever since I met you, you are the last one and I am the second one, brother!

4. Too much joy, too much sadness and endless classmates' feelings. After graduation, what should I leave you, classmate?

I hate people talking about English with me. I can't understand what I said.

6. If you fiddle with the lyre, you will fly away like a dove if you lift your black hair at will. How many years later, can you still remember the days when you and I studied hard at the same table?

7. Monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

8. Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

9. English class representative: Don't talk to foreigners if you have the chance to meet them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

10, do everything calmly, do everything with God in mind, and don't tell others everywhere that you are crazy!