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Neptune often says, why do you eat enough and the rich woman raise well? what do you think?

Man is iron and rice is steel. If you don't eat for a day, you will be hungry.

People don't live to eat, but they have to eat.

This is a very shallow and ideal question.

According to big data statistics, people must eat at least 55 tons of food in their lifetime to provide the energy we need in this life.

This data seems scary, in fact, everyone can complete this accumulation. Everyone is making their own efforts for their own food and clothing. Often we struggle for our ideals and crawl around in the workplace for a few mouthfuls of food.

There are many jobs to feed and clothe. The world is always full of opportunities, it depends on whether you cherish it and whether you can choose the right path.

Whether the road is correct or not is not only related to our food and clothing, but also to our love.

Love is full of mixed flavors, all kinds of people and all kinds of strange shapes. Some people are willing to rise and fall with us in this world, others will give up halfway and start a new journey with others. None of this matters. What matters is how we can distinguish love from scum in this world.

Everyone knows the term Neptune. There will always be such a person in love. They have their own understanding of love, and love is not a necessity for them, let alone a simple thing. For them, love is often like the first breeze in autumn. It feels cool, but it's just cool, and it can't bring a ripple to Neptune's heart. Because you may be the first breeze in autumn, but you are not the only one.

Neptune, the word stands for playboy, for inaction, for "scum" and for playing with feelings.

This is also the characteristic of Neptune in the broad sense of love. Neptune, a wonderful creature, has different living habits.

One is playing with the feelings of the other half, and the other is playing with other people's money.

I have a friend who is also an old Neptune. He usually idles around and doesn't have any reasonable jobs, but it's strange that I don't understand how people who have no money to eat keep themselves glamorous. Every day, the suit is straight, with bright red roses, and the whole body smells of perfume. Simply put, it is a coquettish look.

As friends, we are not qualified to stop him from choosing what kind of emotional life, but in private, we often give him some advice and tell him that this kind of emotional behavior is not very good and it is easy to hurt a girl's heart.

As an old Neptune, he is naturally excellent in mentality and quality. He doesn't feel guilty at all. He just said, "I want to cook a decent meal, too."

At first, I didn't understand the meaning of this sentence. I thought he was just having dinner with many girlfriends.

Later, I learned that girls always have to pay for meals. He has been saying all his life that "the wallet is gone, and the mobile phone is dead."

This is not an exaggeration. It turns out that his suit is straight, and all kinds of perfumes are also given by several infatuated girlfriends.

However, Lao Neptune just mixed food and drink from the beginning and never thought about taking any relationship seriously.

This Neptune has a stronger flavor of fraud than emotional betrayal. It is often said that emotional fraud cannot be compensated, and financial fraud is becoming more and more difficult to compensate.

Emotional damage is hard to compensate, often because my full love turned out to be a joke. Our independent knowledge once began to blend with each other. As a result, in this love, as long as I try my best to maintain the relationship between two people, the other party still has a lot of "business" to be busy.

This is also the saddest center of two people's love. One wants to be close and the other wants to be far away.

Feelings will always fade with the passage of time, and we can also use a new feeling to compensate for the trauma.

However, can you get the cheated money back?

I know many people will say that "money is a thing apart from the body", but is it really just money that is lost?

Losing money is more like a bond between two people. Time can heal our emotions, but the lost material is real. In retrospect, we can clearly remember what we got, but it is hard to forget what we lost.

When we lose money, we lose the possibility of really forgetting the other half.

There is a saying, "The best way to make others remember you is to lend him money and not pay it back."

People who seriously look forward to love often consciously pay in love, only to find out after pouring everything that the whole love is just a scam, and the other half may never think about real love from beginning to end, thinking about glamour and a lot of money.

Neptune's behavior is no different from that of parasites. They just cling to others, extract their blood from time to time, and finally pat their ass, feeling that they are all paid voluntarily by others.

In the face of love, don't consciously follow, identify all kinds of scum, and we can reap true love.

As for parasites, sticking their soles is the best way to deal with them.