Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - I mean, find someone to come up with some jokes about Snoopy!

I mean, find someone to come up with some jokes about Snoopy!

Here we go again!

Fuck off, you stupid birds! Shh, shh.

Snoopy, give me a hand ......

Those birds are destroying my garden!

I want you to stand here and scare them away. ......

(warning someone never to do something) Anyway ... just scare away!

Shh. It's hard to find quotations, okay? Peppermint Patty: (to the teacher): Why do you always ask me to answer when I know the answer, and why do you ask me to answer when I can't?

Why do you never call me when I know the answer, but you always call me when I don't?

Linus: Prophets are always disrespected in their own countries and families.

A prophet is not without honor except in his own country and home.

Charlie Brown: The secret of life is to own a car and a lake ... If the sun is shining, I can go for a ride. If it rains, there is no need to be sad. I can say, "it doesn't matter, the rain will make me wet!" " If the lake dries up, I can also say, "Never mind, this weather is just right for driving ..."

The secret of life is to have a convertible and a lake ... If it is sunny, you can drive around in the convertible and live happily ... If it starts to rain, it won't ruin your day, because you can say, "Oh, well, the rain will fill my lake!" " If your lake dries up, you can say, "Oh, well, it's a nice day for a convertible ..."

Peppermint Patty: Life is like a bracelet ... It is inlaid with jewels, just like a moment that happens from time to time in our life ... "

Life is like a bracelet ... There are some small jewels around it, just like the small bright spots that appear from time to time in our life ...

Snoopy: Laughter is good for people, as long as they don't die.

If you don't kill yourself, laughing is good for you.

Linus: The secret of life is to walk into the right room!

The secret of life is to stay in the right room!

Charlie Brown: The great truth is simpler than I thought.

The great truth is simpler than I thought …

Snoopy: Sometimes it's hard to be a dog. ...

Sometimes it's hard to be a dog …

Snoopy: I may never encounter any reasonable problems.

I don't think I will get a wise question.

Charlie Brown: My body and mind don't like each other!

My mind and my body hate each other!

Lucy: How to live is a very important thing …

How you spend your time is very important …

Charlie Brown: (referring to Snoopy) The only time this dog will be praised is when it does nothing!

The only time a dog is praised is when it does nothing!

Snoopy: Eyes can deceive people, legs can kill people, but stomach is used to make trouble!

Your eyes are dim and your legs are weak, but your stomach will bring you trouble!

Snoopy: Those words that belittle my value are really not worth listening to!

It is not worth knowing that you are not worth it!

Snoopy: Don't be sad ... There are many people in the world who don't know who they really are or what they are.

Don't be sad … There are many people in this world who don't know who they are or what they are.

Roche Mazer: The undercurrent swept away another scholar.

Another scholar was killed at low tide.

Snoopy: Some jokes are more expensive …

Some smiles are more valuable than others …

Snoopy: That's the downside of being a dog. People won't tell you anything ...

This is the only trouble as a dog … they will never tell you anything …

Snoopy: The secret of life is best seen from a distance.

The secret of life is to look good from a distance.

Snoopy: If I leave now, I won't get my pension!

If I leave now, I will lose all my pension!

Snoopy: It's good to pursue fun at work, but it's dangerous to be too happy ...

It's good to enjoy your work, but it's dangerous to enjoy it too much …

Red Mo transmitted from the baby's space.

Snoopy: Laughter is good for people, as long as they don't die.

Laughter is good for you if you don't kill yourself. Snoopy: Sometimes it's really hard to be a dog. ...

Sometimes it's really hard to be a dog …

Snoopy: I may never encounter any reasonable problems.

I don't think I will get a wise question.

Charlie Brown: (referring to Snoopy) The only time this dog will be praised is when it does nothing!

The only time a dog is praised is when it does nothing!

Snoopy: Eyes can deceive people, legs can kill people, but stomach is used to make trouble!

Your eyes are dim and your legs are weak, but your stomach will bring you trouble!

Snoopy: Those words that belittle my value are really not worth listening to!

It is not worth knowing that you are not worth it!

Snoopy: Don't be sad ... There are many people in the world who don't know who they really are or what they are.

Don't be sad … There are many people in this world who don't know who they are or what they are.

Snoopy: Some jokes are more expensive …

Some smiles are more valuable than others …

Snoopy: That's the downside of being a dog. People won't tell you anything ...

That's the only trouble with being a dog … they never tell you anything …

Snoopy: The secret of life is best seen from a distance.

The secret of life is to look good from a distance.

Snoopy: If I leave now, I won't get my pension!

If I leave now, I will lose all my pension.

Snoopy: Happiness is a warm puppy.