Throw away unhappy ~ god reverses funny jokes

Throw away unhappy gods and reverse funny jokes.

You must have something on your mind, such as worrying about getting up early tomorrow.

"Why is your head like a machine gun?" "?" "Bald bald bald"

You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him. He is playing hooligans with you.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally got a draw. It doesn't eat enough. I didn't sleep well.

Do you think rich people are happy? Wrong, their happiness. You have no idea.

Remember those people who chat with you at night! Because of them! You have acne!

Watermelon, papaya and cantaloupe are all fools who don't love me.

Eggs, ducks, eggs and poached eggs are fools who don't love me.

Don't cry there every time you are sad. Crying won't solve the problem-you have to die.

I'm a little unhappy today. Although you didn't cause it, can you apologize to me?

When I was a child, I was poor but happy. It's different now. I am not only poor, but also unhappy.