How to write in the diary of Mr. Xi’s absence

These are two composition classes, but the teacher wrote the seventh lesson topic on the blackboard. Obviously, there is no composition today. Not long after class started, Teacher Xu was called away. He asked us to read the text again and said he would come back later.

As soon as the teacher left, the originally neat reading suddenly became a sputtering sound. Although there were still students who were reading seriously, they couldn't bear the comments from others: "Why are you still reading? Are you stupid?" Finally, they reluctantly finished reading the text, and even threw the book down and shouted: "Liberation!" So they got together in twos and threes and chatted without restraint. Some students even started doing math homework or other things.

Why are you so bold! Aren’t there two Fangfeng classmates? With the two of them here, the whole class doesn't have to worry about being caught by Teacher Xu! Just when everyone was making a fuss, there was a sudden "Teacher is here!" The students immediately panicked, with nervous expressions on their faces. The classroom immediately became silent, and everyone pretended to be concentrating on their studies. But after a long time, Teacher Xu was not seen. Both pairs of angry eyes turned to the two Fengfeng students who were snickering! Good guy, how dare you play tricks on us!

After a brief silence, everyone began to tinker with their own stuff again. Some boys were talking about online games, and some girls were picking stars. They all thought it was okay. Inadvertently, Teacher Xu suddenly appeared at the door of the classroom, OMG! This time it’s really here! I pretended to be nonchalant and sat there stiffly.

Teacher Xu walked into the classroom and said, "What did you do when I was not here?" But no one dared to say anything. Then, he erased the topic on the blackboard and wrote "When the teacher was not here" These seven words. "Ah!" The classmates shouted in surprise, and I almost shouted: "What a scam!"

Diary 2 when the teacher was away:

"Ding Ling—— ", the bell rang for morning reading class, but the teacher didn't come to class. As the monitor on duty, I looked anxiously in the direction where the teacher came from.

Suddenly, hurried footsteps came from the corridor, followed by a loud "Report!" I looked back and saw that it was the teacher's neighbor. I saw her face turned red and she said out of breath: "Oh no, the teacher - she is sick - can't come to class." After hearing this, I felt like I was in a mess. What to do? The classmates also started talking about each other, and the class was "boiling".

My brain was running rapidly: "Now that the teacher is not here, what should I do? Today I am leading readers, so I should take care of the class. Now... yes, that's it!" So, I understood I cleared my throat, walked quickly to the podium, and said loudly, "Please be quiet now, students!" Everyone stopped talking immediately, and all 55 pairs of eyes in the class looked at me. I stood on the podium and directed everyone like a little teacher. "Xiaofen, come and read!" "What's the lesson?" "Lesson 17." So, the students started reading loudly, and suddenly the sound of books in the classroom was loud.

Diary 3 when the teacher was away:

"Invite the head teacher to the conference room for a meeting! Invite the head teacher to the conference room for a meeting!" The teacher was giving us a Chinese lesson vividly, but on the radio News came that the head teacher was going to a meeting. Teacher Chen repeatedly told us not to talk, and then left in a hurry.

As soon as the teacher left, our class exploded. It was true that "there are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is the king"! The classroom was in a mess, and the students were not like their usual focus on reading books by sages. Talking about the latest hot news. Zhang Yesha said: "Do you know that a magnitude 9.0 earthquake occurred in Japan?" "It is said that it also triggered a tsunami." Gu Qiwei said. I love to talk and say: "Yes, yes! Ten thousand people are missing!"

"Hahaha" Huang Haonan let out a burst of thunderous laughter. It turned out that Zhu Xinyu told a joke Ah! Just hearing the sound of "Bang -", Huang Haonan laughed so much that he couldn't even sit on the stool, and fell on all fours. Don't tell me, he really looked like a big turtle! The thing is like this, Zhu Xinyu said to Wang Jiahao: "Let me ask you a question." "Just come over here." Wang Jiahao said.

"There used to be a mountain called Wo Zhen Mountain. There was a temple on the mountain called Wo Zhen Temple. There was a sword in the temple. What was it called?" Zhu Xinyu asked. "Of course it's my real sword!" Wang Jiahao said without hesitation. It turned out that Huang Haonan fell down just because of this.

"Come on, everyone, I have a brain teaser for you." We all heard the sound and came. Li Haihua asked: "What kind of hat can't be worn by people?" "Little hat" I said. "O, NO, NO. Guess again." Li Haihua said. Gu Qiwei timidly said: "Is it a screw cap?" "Congratulations, congratulations, you got the right answer!" "The teacher is here, the teacher is here." We were startled, and we all put down the "work" at hand and looked attentive. appearance. But a long time passed and the teacher didn't come. It was really a false alarm.

This time the teacher really came. Because someone had tipped us off in advance, we had already pretended to be reading seriously. When the teacher saw it, he showed a happy smile.

Diary 4 when the teacher is away:

The head teacher of our class is Teacher Zhang. He is an understanding and humorous person. But that day, the teacher's little volcano finally exploded.

It was a summer noon. As the saying goes: "There are no tigers in the mountains, monkeys dominate." A classroom without teachers is the world of our "little monkeys".

No, as soon as Teacher Zhang walked into the office, the classroom immediately became lively. Several naughty ghosts "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea - Each Showing Their Magical Powers" and "Living Treasures" ran around, making mischief everywhere, and even deliberately made noises, causing the people on duty to "hunt" them all over the world. Yan Wenchao, the "super heavyweight" figure in our class, sat on the glass of the podium. Put your hands on your waist and cross your legs. Then he came down again and jumped up again. There was a loud "bang" and the glass shattered. The students were all shocked. Some people screamed; some people snitched; some people gloated about the misfortune and said sarcastic remarks; and Yan Wenchao I was dumbfounded and at a loss. "The teacher is here!" A classmate rang an emergency bell and ran into the classroom at a sprint speed of 100 meters. The students all quickly returned to their seats and began to "study" with "concentration".

The teacher walked into the classroom, said nothing, looked at the broken glass, and invited Yan Wenchao to "have afternoon tea."

After Yan Wenchao followed the teacher, the class became a mess. The student on duty had nothing to do, so he had to ask us repeatedly: "Keep your voice down, keep your voice down!" But no matter what he said, it was of no avail. He was chattering and laughing, and the classroom was noisy and chaotic, and he couldn't control it. Later, the teacher came twice in one day. Every time the teacher came we pretended to have done nothing. After the teacher left, the class started boiling again like boiling water filled with firewood.

But suddenly the classmates were quiet. What's going on? I turned around and saw the teacher standing at the back door, furious. The teacher held many homework books in his hand, walked to the podium, and smashed all the homework books on the ground. The whole class was stunned at first, and then stared at the teacher's "ghastly" face with horrified eyes. The small flame on the teacher's head seemed to be burning. After a long time, the teacher asked us to copy the highlighted words in all the texts we had learned ten times. The students were frightened, there were so many! Alas, I have to copy it. I had no choice but to obey and copy it.

Teacher Zhang walked out of the classroom. This time the classroom was silent because the students were all copying hard. In the end, we didn’t even go to the toilet after class. During the physical activity class, we begged the teacher not to go to class and did our homework in the classroom. It was half an hour after school until we finished. We were like withered leaves, weak and weak.

Alas, no matter how we calculate, we are still a group of Sun Wukong - we can never escape the Tathagata palm of the teacher. It seems that the highest state of being a student should be "the presence or absence of the teacher is the same, silence is better than sound at this time"!

Diary 5 when the teacher was away:

The class bell rang, and the students walked into the classroom one after another, sitting upright, waiting for the teacher to come to class, and the classroom was silent. .

One minute has passed, two minutes have passed... Five minutes have passed, and the teacher has not come yet.

Some naughty ghosts couldn't hold it any longer and started chirping. You don't know that once the teacher doesn't come to class, our classroom will become a lively "vegetable market". Look! When the teacher is not around, some students work hard and do their homework with great enthusiasm; some students are like machine guns, opening and closing their mouths and unable to shut them down; some students do not know whether they can control themselves and always run away. Running around, it's really a monkey's butt - unable to sit still, doing homework, talking, chasing and running, playing animal chess... It's really everything. Just like today at noon, some students were reading extracurricular books. When the teacher came over, she consciously put them away. As soon as the teacher walked by, she looked at them with relish. She was so bold! At this time, the class cadres began to take action. They first loudly maintained order, but it was ineffective, so they called out names to teach them a lesson. But as soon as I said this, that one started quarreling again; after criticizing that one, this one got into trouble again, and I suppressed the gourd and picked up the gourd, so I had to sit in my seat and sulk. I was singing with Cai Feilong and Pan Qinghua, and when we were singing enthusiastically, someone shouted, "The teacher is here!" We immediately sat down in our seats as fast as an electric shock, and hurriedly grabbed a book on the table. He started reading Chinese books indiscriminately, even turning them upside down, pretending to be concentrating on reading. After a while, not even the teacher's shadow was seen, and the students realized that they had been fooled, so they became as lively as before.

This situation lasted for a few more minutes. Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps from the other side of the stairs. The class immediately became quiet, as if they were watching TV at high decibels just now and now they have pressed mute. , nothing happened... Then I saw the people who were engaging in "illegal activities" running towards their seats in unison. Li Zijian was about to run before he could stand still, but his horse stumbled. This fall was not light. Li Zijian, who weighed more than 60 kilograms, was hit like a huge boulder. It seemed like an earthquake. Fortunately, he was very smart and quickly got up and returned to his seat... Due to time constraints, many people actually dropped the fall. The extracurricular book I was reading just now was stuck on my face.

Although the students moved very quickly, they could not escape Teacher Wu's "dazzling eyes". When she saw our behavior, her eyes widened with anger, she slapped the podium hard, and then called out a few students with bad discipline and educated them hard...

Alas, the students really make trouble when the teacher is away!

Teacher is like a bright light, giving us correct guidance whether in study or life, so that we will not go astray.

Diary 6 when the teacher was away:

Ding Ling Ling! The class bell rang, and we quickly sat down and waited for the teacher to come to class. But after waiting for a long time, Teacher Xu still didn't come. At this time, the eye exercises started. Several classmates and I started doing eye exercises, but Ni Chaochun said desperately: "If there are no eye exercises, I will not do eye exercises!"

I While doing eye exercises, he corrected him and said: "No, there should be eye exercises. If you don't believe me, just listen and see."

"There are no eye exercises!" Ni Chaochun said angry and unwilling to be outdone.

Before I could say anything, Chen Boping said, "You are so noisy, how can you hear if there are eye exercises?"

Ni Chaochun ran out and lay on the armrest for a while. After a while, he listened with his ears and said: "There are no eye exercises!"

Gu Xiangxin ran out and listened and said: "There are eye exercises!"

They argued fiercely , like two kittens fighting for a fish. Ni Chaochun listened again and said: "It really does!"

Gu Xiangxin said proudly: "There are eye exercises."

Just when Ni Chaochun was about to go back to do it, his eyes The sound of health exercises suddenly stopped, and Ni Chaochun picked up the book and knocked on the table.

The sound of "Boom!" startled us, and my heart seemed to jump out!

Some students thought it was fun, so they picked up their books and started banging. The classroom suddenly looked like a battlefield, with both sides beating gongs and drums constantly.

Suddenly, someone said: "The teacher is here!"

"The teacher is really here?" someone asked.

"It's really here!" We all sat down after hearing this.

The teacher strode into the class. Ni Chaochun’s naughty nature was discovered by her sharp eyes, and she was immediately criticized by Teacher Xu.

After this incident, I understood a truth: whether the teacher is there or not, we must sit still.