Routine and humorous flirting love words

I can’t say enough about you, but I like you. Below I have compiled some humorous flirting love quotes.

1. When you were thin, you were in my heart, but when you were fat, you were stuck inside and couldn’t get out.

2. Since you said good night to me for the first time, I will definitely give you a good night every day in the future.

3. I dreamed of you last night. I don’t know whether you missed me or I missed you.

4. You want me to apologize, or you want me to confess.

5. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

6. In my eyes, you are very beautiful, from your eyelashes to your dandruff, you are so beautiful.

7. You are the cutest. I said it before I thought about it, but after thinking about it, I still said it.

8. I think you are too narcissistic. To be honest, you look like you. How could you fascinate me?

9. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for marriage.

10. The world is like a giant claw machine. I am standing next to the cupboard and just want to catch you.

11. Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'm thinking of a way.

12. I found out that you are a photo scammer because you look much better in person than in the photos.

13. Are you willing to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years and I feel scared when I see you.

14. The way you eat is so cute. Have you practiced?

15. Do you have a girlfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If so, do you want one? Don't change it. If not, do you mind getting another one?