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How did the tortoise win the rabbit in the tortoise-rabbit race? (More than 50 good ideas)

1. is more important than swimming.

2. The tortoise rides and the rabbit runs.

The tortoise bribed the rabbit, who deliberately ran slowly.

Rabbits are color blind and dare not cross the road at traffic lights.

The rabbit is dead and the tortoise is still alive.

6. The rabbit got lost on the road.

◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ 7. The tortoise drank the activation drink (have you seen the activation advertisement? )

8. They are like rolling (rabbits can't roll).

9. The rabbit was drugged with sleeping pills.

10. The rabbit ran in the opposite direction.

1 1. The tortoise bounced (flew) to the finish line with a slingshot.

This rabbit is blind.

13. The rabbit was knocked unconscious.

14. The rabbit is just born and can't walk.

◆◆◆◆◆ ◆15. The rabbit met a tiger on the way and was eaten.

16. The rabbit was super nearsighted and lost his glasses.

17. Wow, I've thought so much and been careful enough.