A very philosophical sentence, seeking specific content, roughly means that a joke is funny after listening for the first time, but it will still laugh after listening for a long time.

1. I quarreled with my girlfriend when she went to the supermarket. As soon as I pulled her, she turned back and said, "Brother-in-law, don't do this." Suddenly, the aunts around me cast strange eyes on me. I paused and said loudly, "If you hadn't seduced me, would I have divorced your sister?" Immediately, my aunts started pointing at her, and then my girlfriend dragged me away with a red face. Small sample, I can't cure you!

2. Lying on the sofa watching Korean dramas with my husband at night. The hostess posed sexy, lying on her hips and shoulders. I've also studied it, and I'm going to seduce my husband. The bum husband came up without saying anything, patted my ass and shouted, "Don't fart." As a woman, I have self-esteem. I can't live this life!

3. Go to the hot springs with my husband. Everyone wears a bathing suit. A couple walked past us and the man gave me a look. I said to my husband, "What should that man do if he looks at me?" The husband smiled smugly and said, "Nothing, I saw his wife, too. I earned ... earned ... "

1 In fact, everyone we meet has some problems, such as tall but too fat, thin but too short, beautiful but smelly feet, handsome but tongue-tied, rich but lewd, good-tempered but melodramatic, good at cooking but bald, gentle but cowardly, considerate but stingy, bold but violent ... The key is what you value most. If you are satisfied, you don't have to be perfect, otherwise you are doomed to die alone.

Our biggest mistake is getting used to others, and one day we suddenly let go, only to find that we are so tired.

3, the bucket is small, you are not serious; The bucket is big and you have too little ice. Just don't donate, scold you for making a show; Donate without watering, which makes you insincere. Introduced from abroad, scold you for worshipping foreign things and obsessing foreign things; From China, calling you a fake. Donate it to ALS and call you a traitor; Donate to porcelain dolls, scolding you for not donating before. Donate less, scold you for earning so much, and donate so little! Donate too much, call you hype! In the end, you will find that the people who scold you have basically never donated!

According to my experience of being introduced by people from all walks of life for many years, most unmarried women are dismissive of introducing themselves, while unmarried men are not so happy to introduce themselves. You are not very happy in your marriage, and most of your introductions are not good. I also advise you to "don't ask too much, just make do with your life." A happily married big sister uncle is the most reliable-once people are at ease, they will be full of love for the world.

My dearest husband, if I have any wayward place, bad place, bad temper place, bad mouth place, arrogant place, and you don't like me, I sincerely tell you here.

What can you do to me? !

My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel wrong.

7. It turns out that all mothers in the world are similar! Besides getting up, will you be urged to eat? It's time to eat (1 minute later). Hurry up, the food is getting cold (1 minute later). Where are you? You have to treat me to dinner (1 minute later). It's always like this. Just eat a meal consciously (1 minute later). Why don't you understand your parents? ...... t-t, what else have you experienced? PS: Tucao Tucao, don't forget the kindness of your parents. From the funny moment network