What jokes do you want to tell your girlfriend? It is suitable to tell jokes to your girlfriend.

1, female: "What would you do if I slept next to you?"

Man: "Help you cover the quilt."

Woman: "What would you do if it was Lin Chi-ling sleeping next to you?

Man: "Yes, yes."

2. I just took the subway and listened to a couple.

Woman: "Honey, do you think I'm cute?"

The man glanced at the woman and said, "It's cute to look good, but stupid to look good!" " "

1, sitting on the sofa watching TV at night, my wife admonishes her son in the corner: "I'll hit you if you don't obey!"

The son tentatively said, "Mom, you shouldn't hit people, right?"

The wife said, "Don't hit people? ! "

Then my wife punched me in the chest and turned to her son and shouted, "What do you think!" " "

2. My husband watched the movie Super Perfect Murder together. Halfway through, he said to me, "I'm a little scared."

I asked, "I'm not afraid. Are you still afraid that you are a big man? "

He said hesitantly, "That's not true. Don't take notes, okay? " . . . "

Before marriage, when my wife and I were in love, I would wake her up gently every morning, and she would tell me very sweetly: I will do this every day in the future. . .

A naked woman ran into a taxi and the driver yelled at her. The girl scolded, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a naked woman? " The driver said, "I just want to see where your money comes from."