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What is the difference between the northern dialect (that is, the dialect in Neijiang, Sichuan) and Mandarin? urgent

My mother said, "I ask you to agree."

In fact, there is not much difference between Sichuan dialect and Mandarin

Sichuan dialect is the largest of the eight major language families in the country, the northern one and the southwestern one. Dialect, its pronunciation and grammar are very similar to Mandarin

For outsiders to learn Sichuan dialect, just remember the following tips

Mandarin is divided into four tones,

Sichuan dialect is also divided into four tones

One and two tones are basically the same as Mandarin

The words with four tones in Mandarin are pronounced with three tones in Sichuan dialect

< p>A word with three tones in Mandarin is pronounced with four tones in Sichuan dialect

For example, "guard" is pronounced "Jingwei" in Sichuan dialect, and vice versa

Another example is that "computer" is pronounced "dian nao" in Sichuan dialect

Also, all retroflexes are pronounced flat tongue in Sichuan dialect

All back nasals are pronounced in Sichuan dialect Lidu pronounces the front nasal sound

The initial N must be replaced by L

It is enough to remember these points

But Sichuan dialect is rich and colorful, and there are many dialects. One word can be replaced by several "yanzi'er" in Sichuan dialect

Are you interested? Want to learn? Let’s understand the above joke first and then add: Don’t say it’s black, let’s say it’s Quhei. If you don't say it's fair, you should say it's fair. Don't say sweet, say sweet. I don’t say bitterness when I say it’s bitter, I’d say burnout is bitter. Don’t talk about the importance of the country, but the importance of the country. Don't say it's light, say it's light. Don’t say sour when it comes to sourness, but say sour. Don't say "wet" when talking about "wet", let's talk about "jiaoshi". Don't say rotten, say rotten. Don't say indifferent, say indifferent. Don't say spicy, say very spicy. Don't say cry, say scream.

The most skillful thing is: even though he is his own son, he insists on calling him a son of a bitch, a bitch, a short-lived, a bastard, a bandit leader...

The best way to curse people is (you can also call them this when you meet very good friends): Guawazi, fool, stupid person, head-chopping person, boring person, plague, you rotten thief (sound) chew).

Rice is called millet, the youngest child is called Yaozi (that's why there is Yao old man), of course there are also Yao women, the elbow is called a kidnapper, the gangster is called the second pole, the bandit is called Peng Lao Er, and the mosquito net is called Covers and bedding are called quilts in Mandarin;

Joking is called shabuzi, lying is called cheating, children born out of wedlock are called illegitimate children, and frogs are called cut ants;

Butt is called Gouzi, a lame person is called a broken person, a thief is called a thief (pronounced Tsui), a wazi or a crowbar child;

Having dysentery is called a wuzi, a great immortal is called an illegitimate wife, and a fool is a fool, which can also be said to be a melon. . . .