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Super confident and interesting to talk about phrases.

1. The affection between sons and daughters has greatly affected Big Brother's walking in the Jianghu.

I don't want to live and I dare not die, because I am full of energy.

I have a truckload of girls and I have no place to distract them.

People can do everything except math when they are forced.

5. I like you, young man. Be my running dog.

Fortunately, I bumped into my husband's chest, or I would bump into the south wall again.

7. Fuck your romantic love. I just want to make money now.

8. Knowing me will make your life better.

9. Games are really good things to increase feelings.

10. When will you two get married? I am waiting to be your lover.

1 1. I'm scared myself.

12. The brain is a good thing, you must have it.

13. Nice to meet you. Sleep together when you have time.

14. Whether we love it or not, we should get rich as soon as possible.

15. Sir, can I be your future wife?

16. The paper looks simple, but it is too heavy.

17. Besides the son's beauty, what else can be robbed?

18. Do you want to laugh me to death so that I can inherit my inheritance?

19. Tell me some gossip?

20. The skin is white and beautiful, mostly ghosts.

2 1. God gave you a face to pick up girls, and you became gay.

22. Your wife is very timid. What's wrong with me sleeping with her?

23. If you scold me, please hit my friend.

With a hammer in hand, everyone looks like a nail.

25. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love can no longer be used.

26. Every spring dream is about you every day.

27. What birds sing and what people do.

28. Excellent girls even have an A on their chests.

29. Guagua is not sweet, but it doesn't matter. I'll just dip in some sauce.

30. Even if we break up, I am your most successful predecessor.

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3 1. Remember your identity, you are my little bastard.

Love money, love life and love me more.

33. The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the world for not being able to see through it.

34. Be careful not to be eaten by me if it is so sweet again.

35. Dad's happiness is beyond your imagination.

36. I won't attack if people don't attack me. If someone attacks me, I will cry with anger.

37. If you ignore me today, I'll come to see you tomorrow.

38. I want to cultivate immortality. I am lawless.

39. You are excellent, but my opponent is me.

40. I hope you have a sweet dream, I mean dreaming of me.

4 1. I am incompetent. If I get a girl's love, I will die.

42. Love is a lamp, and green makes you panic. ;