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Couple 300.

1, Sheng || Wu Xiaoqu

2. Loneliness || Loneliness addiction

3. How affectionate || Reciprocating affection

4. You are far away || Wait for me to find you.

5, a peach tree || I wander

6. Hug me || * * Warm me up.

7. Stop at the end of life || Start at the first sight

8. Go with him || Hold her hand for life.

9, clinking glasses in the wind || Fatigue is also accompanied.

10, White Paper and Wolf || Love Letter and Cat

1 1, Jiao Jiao teenager || Jiao Jiao girl

12, Chuqing, Beigang || The south bank is cloudy.

13, I just want to love you || I just want to spoil you.

14, a bright moon || A kite song

15 | Gu Bei Green Tea | Nanxi Spirits

16, before the south wind rises || I miss you like a disease.

17, you deserve to be hugged || Want to be hugged by you.

18, the pinnacle of her heart || In his dream.

19, too long || too old

20. Truth or dare

2 1, I left yesterday || Today I think.

22. Cheers to green tea || A refill of spirits

23, the heart of cool thin || thin cool people.

24, dress solution || skirt fall

25. coverage. || Buried.

26. Blue as ever || Eyebrows as ever

27. Strong liquor warms my tears || Sake warms my heart

28. Poet || Storyteller

29. There are fish in the North Ghost || There are kites in the South China Sea.

30. Is it warm in Beikui? |||| South gardenia is cold.

3 1, old friend dream || old friend

32. Cover your hands with flowers || Turn around and leave a warehouse.

33. Stop arguing? || Stop it?

34. Thyme Red Makeup || Thyme Cold Pond

35, addicted to spirits || addicted to turbid wine

36. Love letter and you || Story and me

37. Wait for the wind to blow || and others to return

38. Street and Wind || Lane and Wine

39. I wasted my life several times || Years later.

40. Soybean milk | Fried dough sticks | Fried dough sticks

4 1, I lost my dream in my hometown || Lv Sen lost his deer.

42. Hold your hand || Grow old with your son

43. Beigang. |||| South Bank.

44. Hold the knife || Seal the knife

45, paper umbrella holding an old friend || Old wine holding an old friend

Don't frown || You are the most precious.

47. Nanshan || Beihai

48. Spring breeze tears blood || Autumn rain mourning.

49. Half-life madness || Half-life displacement

50, grow together || Sauvignon Blanc

5 1, vitamin i || vitamin I

52. How do you say ||?

53. He is faith || She is light.

54, like flowers || like jade

55. I have held hands || I won't put up with it in my life.

56, lining Song wine || Drink to the wind

57. You are not my lover || How do you know that I have feelings?

58, cool breeze and bright moon || Near the water castle peak

59. I can't live without ||.

60. Lip bite || Lip kiss

6 1, Chengnan Ancient Lane || North Island Huang Ting

62. Ten miles of prosperity || A lifetime of decline

63. Ten words. |||| Nine mistakes.

64. Lover || Beauty

65? Jia? |||| Hair tip

66. Meeting Jun Chu || Looks like friends.

67, infatuation. || Like a dream.

68. The world is so beautiful || Not as beautiful as you.

69. Dare to fossilize your wife || And lonely birds have sung their grief.

70. Cheng Nan floating life? |||| Old dream of the North City?

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72. How much does it cost to clear ||?

73. Ferry Man || Skirt Shaker

74. Start like a dream || End like a life

75. Thin and cool girl || Ancient city teenager

76. South winds blow several times in autumn and north winds blow several times in summer.

77. The heartbeat || accelerates

78. Sweet words are harsh || Secret words are hot.

79, a cat out of favor || An emotional knife

80. Sweetheart || Prince Charming

8 1, starting with heartbeat || and ending with bald head.

82, pillow || with a coffin

83. Don't fall in love if you enter || Don't forget if you leave.

84. Looking for your appearance || Looking for your temper

85, high cold. |||| Pride.

86. South Street. || Boil the rain.

87. Mount Li || White Orange

88. Hold his hand and walk with her.

89. Nanshan South || Beihai North

90. Stay with you || Hug you.

9 1, a freak has a cat || A cat is lonely.

92. Tell me what I want || Sleep like a dream.

93. Never start || Never stop.

94. Drunk Princess || Crazy King

95. The posture of the queen || The aura of the emperor

96. A two-word love story. |||| Seven-character love letter.

No.97 South Street, || North Lane,

98. Red cherry || Green plantain

99, feel new || yuppie

100, I miss you as always || I miss you as always.

10 1, ferryman |||| street sweeper girl

102, Loneliness and Wine Me || Time and Dog Me

103, pillow person I || dream person I.

104, afterlife road || Take the rest of your life well.

105, it is said that || I heard that

106, Silk Sewing | Hua Shao | Red Dust | Thousand Account Lights

107, long time no see || Miss you.

108, I had you at first || and then I had him.

109, remember the shadows of trees || Send fish to the sea.

1 10, white tea and breeze | green tea and wine

1 1 1, love words burn your tongue || lies are harsh.

1 12, I am tired of being alone for a long time || I am tired of being alone for a long time.

1 13, strong tea ||| white water

1 14, people around you || dream people

1 15, born cold || Don't like sweet talk.

1 16, Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival || Mowing at noon.

1 17, First Street || First Street End

1 18, like a song || like a song at first sight.

1 19, geek i || Qiqi I

120, why am I raining || Who is the spring scenery?

12 1, about present || and future

122, he said. || She said.

123, Qiaoxiao || Qicao

124, online lover || online celebrity lover

125, deer hugs you and I || Korea accompanies you and me.

126, meet in the north || leave in the south

127, first meeting || Old acquaintance

128, defeated || I accept you.

129, Nanyinlang || Back to his hometown in the north

130, minor i || adult I

13 1, dreamer. |||| The Inception Man.

132, I am in midsummer || I am in winter.

133, white pomelo? |||| Moss

134, the tea man wanted to go || The drinker didn't stay.

135, the wine smells delicious.

136, cling to your heart || recall your feelings.

137, into the secular || secular

138, two-character love story || seven-character love letter

139, three famous sayings || A love story

140, dreamer || dreamer

14 1, Zeyi || is used.

142, crossing south || moving north.

143, Jiu Si || Nine years

144, * * * cherish this || far from joining the army.

145, staying up late to get sick || Nothing can cure a stone.

146, light in my arms || Old stories and new books

147, a long time || a long time of love

148, the slave of mountains and rivers || the disciple of the years

149, white country shirt || Plaid shirt

150, listen to a song || read a person.

15 1, Sun Gemini || Moon Capricorn

152, eyebrow bend ||| Furukawa

153, Nanfeng * * * wine, |||| Beishan party,

154, the story hurts. |||| Love talk is hot.

155, the left ear listens to the heart. |||| Leave a person in the right ear.

156, dusk || evening

157, I just met her || and later I was with him.

158, story and his | wind | wine

159, meet. || Missed it.

160, love at first sight. || Never tire of it.

16 1, Love at first sight || Love for life

162, wait for the wind to go || wait for the wind to come.

163, where are you || Turn around.

164, only tears || centenarians are carefree.

165, falling || falling

166, a drop in the ocean || Conan's dream

167, the end of childhood || the beginning of childhood

168, Time flies || True or false?

169, tired of loneliness || afraid of failure.

170, hold me tight || Don't let go

17 1, he said || she said.

172, deep well ice || Mori crystal ice

173, the story sucks || The wind blows the long lane.

174, experiencing heartache || Look at my heartbreak.

175, Qingzhi || Qingzhi

176, hard to own! || Once owned!

177, Half-Life Book || Half-Life Book

178, good morning || Good night

179, I hope you are well and I || You are in your heart.

180, love is like a hairspring ||| People are like flying catkins |

18 1, old friend || old

182, very blunt || easy to move

183, hold a beauty with one hand || Respect the years with your bare hands

184, travel-stained || There will be a way home.

185, actor || people who watch the play

186, Wu Xuan || I forgot to mention it

187, urged by voices || Go home halfway.

188, then you || so it's you.

189, there is no smoke without fire || There is no home without you.

190, draw a window to listen to the wind || and the cat wants to hug.

19 1, love || deep love

192, meeting you || with you

193, a lie. |||| Love words.

194, Time gets older || People's hearts change.

195, Breeze || Spirits

196, I don't know what I am doing || but I am crazy about it.

197, hiding my thoughts in the middle of the night || hiding my feelings in my bald head.

198, swing sex || swing addiction

199, accompanied by pure joy || accompanied by warm wine.

200, the rest of my life || Year of the Orange

20 1, strawberry-flavored shit || shit-flavored strawberry

202. In the past || Once.

203, how many lives || Love a few people

204, Cat Street Girls || Lugang Teenagers

205. You want to hear ||| I want to talk.

206. You are the only one.

207, picturesque || Your Hua Rong

208, cat ruyi || dog auspicious

209, snuggle. || Dependence.

2 10 as always || infatuation will not change.

2 1 1, here you are. |||| * * I have a gray head.

2 12, a glass of hard liquor || A love poem

2 13, Qingshan || River dependence

2 14, lazy cancer girl || lazy girl

2 15, blue wet || beauty tears

2 16, Natsume || Autumn Moon

2 17, like smoking || afraid of alcohol

2 18, enjoy flowers in spring || cook wine in autumn

2 19, north wind || south wind madness

220, new love || old love

22 1, strong liquor warms tears || sake warms the heart.

222, promiscuous || persistent

223, the old alley || Lonely cat

Hold your hand and spend the rest of your life together

225, kites have wind || Dolphins have the sea

226, forest and deer || Story and wine

227, lock Zhu Chuang || angered red makeup

228, evening | Lanzhou | night boat listening to the rain

229, unsent letter || too late to express.

230, time is cool || Spring shirt is thin.

23 1, I saw your flaw || I haven't heard of you.

232, idiot whisper || comfort whisper

233, take it? || Stay?

234. Tired of stories || Tired of love stories.

235. There is mint on the mountain || There is bamboo on the mountain.

236. Keep your heart warm. || It's cold without you.

237. It's him || It's her

238, hope to raise evil spirits || Enthusiastic to feed the wind.

239, travelers and cats || Lazy people and fish

240, Meng give you pregnant || Meng you a face of blood.

24 1, half drunk || trembling

242, sweetheart || sweet greasy

243, cater to your ugliness || Dislike your handsomeness

244. Go north || Don't look back.

245, 17 met her || 70

246, Syria a pot of wine || to the old.

247, 16 met him || 60 with her

248. Say || Say yes.

249, raw branches || set off fireworks.

250. There is the moon in the north and the sun in the south.

25 1, the story is still long || Hope that you are well.

252, hold me warm || kiss me at ease

253. My heart is hers || My heart is his.

254, old friend || So benevolence

255, Sprite || 7 above

256, want to see you laugh || Want to make trouble with you

It's windy outside || Come home with me.

258, the depths of the ocean || drowned in the sea.

259, be my arm || * * Have a glass of wine.

260, Bali sunshine || 92 hours

26 1, your appearance || my heart

262, Wancheng Warm || Gu Bei Qing Song Leng

263, the heart is like a desert island || Prison me to death.

264, Meng Po || Yue Lao

265. Old jokes || Old stories

266, late || late return

267. Proud God || Warm-hearted male god

268. Half-volume Qing Ci || Half-volume sorrow

I have a story || I have a soul.

270, Wanqing || will dry up.

27 1, three-point fermented wine || seven-point song

272. It can be pleasant to chase || with your eyes.

273, the sun at night | the moon during the day

Stay || I'll go with you.

275, hyphenation || word.

276, hutong || south and north of the city

277, the north of Liangcheng || Empty dreams

278, tired of long-term loneliness || Joan is good.

279, moss into the mirror || Wind chimes under the eaves

280, painting and song || wine and secret

28 1, accompanied by breeze || accompanied by spirits

282, late winter || early summer

Dream will wake up || You can walk.

284, chubby? || A lot of meat?

285, from the wound || from the injury

286, tired of the old || tired for a long time.

287, wine sorrow || dead to tie up

288. Mr. Henji || Mrs. No.3.

289. You said || I listened.

290, thin clothes cool || Lonely drunk

29 1, Sauvignon Blanc || Double red beans

292, Nangang teenager || Guangdong girls

293, three-point turbid wine || seven-point love song

294, love is not greasy || Dragon Company.

295. Listen to love in my ear ||

296, cold || heartless

297, holding your hand || In a dream

298, strawberry wind || orange cat

299, Ouyang thrombus || Stuart cerebral infarction

300, grab your long hair || Take you for a lifetime.