Kaifeng humorous joke

Lead: As we all know, jokes are a good way to ease the atmosphere. I, YJ, am here to share with you the humorous jokes from Kaifeng. Don't miss it when passing by!

1、? Lord Bao, do you think it's good to be born black?

? Of course, at least you can fill in the blanks! ?

2、? The situation was so critical that everyone's family heard it. Who can keep a straight face?

? Me! ? Bao Zheng stood out.

3、? Mr. Gongsun, come and see. Our government photographed the annular eclipse. It's too clear ?

? Ah! Really clear! Looks like a month? Oh, my God, my Lord? You seem to be using a front camera, right?

4. Mr. Gongsun asked: My Lord, what do you think of this case? ?

After a long silence, Bao Gong finally rolled up his sleeves and put his hand back, ready to step into meditation.

Mr. gongsun suddenly realized: what your Excellency means is that there is a black hand behind it? ! ?

Mr. Gongsun laughed when he saw that the water in the bathhouse was so dark. My Lord, how long has it been since you took a shower?

Adults are slightly angry:? What? Because the water in the pool is too hot, I have just been scalded off a layer of skin! ?

Gongsun Ce: My Lord, have you read the complaint?

Bao Zheng: Our government is really happy that Mr. Gongsun is so concerned about the complaint received by our government today!

Gongsun Ce: Adult, please give it to the students after reading it. There is no toilet paper in the toilet ~ ~ ~

Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, how about this?

Gongsun ate it, still thinking: Your Excellency is really beautiful today ~

Bao Zheng: How does it taste?

Gongsun Ce: delicious, my Lord ~ ~ ~

Bao Zheng: Great! It's two days overdue, and our government thought it was broken!

Gongsun Ce: Poof ~ ~ ~ ~

8. Gongsun Ce: Your honor, the student introduced you to an object ~ ~ ~

Bao Zheng: You can't see my black face! What a wonderful thing!

Gongsun Ce: ......

9. At Ce Ce's birthday party, there were many peach cakes filled with bean paste!

Bao Zheng: Mr. Gongsun, this peach looks like an ass!

Gongsun Ce: ......

Bag and break the peaches. ...

Bao Zheng: Look, sir, there's shit in this ass!

Gongsun Ce: Poof ~ ~

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