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Slippers are really funny.
when it comes to our joke king, it's not me or my mother, but the little slippers I wear!
There is a cute little dog on my slippers. It looks honest with drooping ears, but sometimes it always makes us laugh.
When I get up in the morning, my grandma always makes me do morning exercises on the balcony. Once, I was still there; Grandma woke me up in my sleep. I pursed my mouth and was about to put my feet into my slippers when I found them playing hide-and-seek with me! I started the "Shoe Search". "Will it be under the bed? It is possible! " I got down, it was dark under the bed, so I had to touch it with my hands. After about two minutes, I touched an unknown object and shouted "something is wrong!" " After that, I vaguely saw one in the dark-ah! It's a dead cockroach I looked up in fright. "Boom!" Ah! It hurts. I bumped into the bed. I got up in pain and found my slippers on the low chair. After putting on my slippers, I snorted and looked at the puppy slippers, but I had nothing to say.
I found my slippers. I have to do morning exercises. When I run to the balcony, I usually take off my slippers before I do it, but I am so stupid that I forget to take off my slippers after I am angry with them. The next scene is even more ridiculous. When I did the "kicking" exercise, I pushed my foot forward too hard, and with a whoosh, the puppy slippers flew into the blue sky, and with a whoosh, the slippers fell again. My family lives on the sixth floor, when an aunt happened to pass by, and the slipper bomb just fell on her head. She was at a loss. "Why didn't the pie fall in the sky, but the slippers?" My face suddenly turned red and the whole family laughed again.
slippers, slippers, you have countless examples, which make our family laugh, but you always make me miserable.
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