Who told me some' sleeping' jokes?

1, the husband and wife agreed to call it "bed" and "class". One day, my wife sent a message to her husband: "There is a class tonight." Husband wrote back: "There is entertainment, change to self-study!" The wife is unhappy. The next day, my husband said he would have a class, and his wife replied, "No, I had a tutor last night!" " "2. The man wants to divorce his wife, but he is afraid of hurting his three-year-old daughter. So I coaxed my daughter and said, "Mom is old and not beautiful. Can I change your mother? The daughter thought for a moment and said, "No! Your mother is so old, why not change your mother! "3. A:" Old classmate, long time no see. How's your girlfriend Xiao Fang? "B:" Haha, she is not my girlfriend anymore! " A: It should be like this. I heard in college that she was having an affair with many boys in our class! ""Otsuichi was livid, and it took a long time to whisper a few words: "She is my wife now! "4. The son said to his father," I like the beautiful woman across the hall very much! " Dad secretly told him, "that's your half-sister." You can only be friends. " The son added, "I like the girl next door, too! Dad added, "That's your other half-sister. Don't tell your mother. " The son told his mother these experiences in tears. The mother comforted her son: "You can marry whoever you like. You are not your father's son at all! " "5, men blind date, western restaurant sitting opposite a mm.. After learning about the work, education, family and hobbies of both sides, the conversation got into trouble. So men began to talk about some social topics. The man asked, "What do you think of the housing market? "MM paused, blushed and said," Still, it's better not to be too frequent! "6. When a man falls in love with a beautiful woman, every time he sees that beautiful woman in the distance, he will have a terrible erection! So men have been afraid to ask beautiful women out. Finally, the man couldn't help it. He called the beauty, and the beauty readily agreed! The man was afraid of meeting impolitely, so he tied the guy to his right leg. The man came to the beauty's door and rang the doorbell. The beautiful woman is wearing a sexy summer dress. Open the door! Suddenly, the man flew up his right leg and kicked the beautiful woman to the ground! ! ! 7. The girlfriend sends a text message to her boyfriend: "Husband, what are you doing? Are you dreaming? Pass me the dream! Are you laughing? Give me a smile! Are you crying? Texting your tears makes me sad together! "After a while, my boyfriend texted back:" I'm defecating. "8. In the company, a group of colleagues are in solve riddles on the lanterns. The male colleague asked, "Ten men peeked at five women's baths and made an idiom. "In fact, many people know that it is colorful. But a female colleague blushed and asked, "Is it a two-pronged approach? "9. A man went to the hospital for a physical examination, and the results came out. But the hospital actually took the wrong report and the pregnant woman's report by mistake, and the test result was pregnancy! After reading the report, the man hurried to his wife and gave her a slap in the face! The man scolded: "I said I wanted to go, but you didn't!" "But you have to be on it, and now I'm pregnant!" 10, the beautiful nanny of the rich family accidentally broke a bowl. The nanny seduced her master for fear of being fined! Afterwards, the host forgave the nanny on impulse. The next day, the nanny woke the man up, blushing and saying, "Master, I broke another bowl." So the man had sex with the nanny again. On the third day, the nanny broke another bowl and prepared to apologize to the master. The master saw it and said, "Sister, I beg you, can you drop one in three days?" 1 1. A woman is holding a baby to see a doctor. The male doctor looked at the baby and then touched the woman's chest. The male doctor said: "The milk is insufficient, and the baby is malnourished!" "The woman growled," why did you touch it without asking? I am his aunt! ! "12, the man accidentally dropped a condom while taking change on the bus! The man was embarrassed and didn't know whether to answer it or not. At this time, the MM nearby said, "Eldest brother, your brother dropped his work clothes! " "